There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/man-dead-body-post-office-b1998396.html%3famp

Saw this story last night.

Almost beyond understanding, but couldn't help laughing. 

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/man-dead-body-post-office-b1998396.html%3famp

Saw this story last night.

Almost beyond understanding, but couldn't help laughing. 

Christ how long was he dead for it they could stand him up?! 😳

No pulse No pension

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Christ how long was he dead for it they could stand him up?! 😳

One report on it said 3 hours!

On 27/01/2022 at 09:24, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/man-dead-body-post-office-b1998396.html%3famp

Saw this story last night.

Almost beyond understanding, but couldn't help laughing. 

In fairness, they said they didn’t know he was dead 😳….https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/man-who-took-uncle-s-corpse-into-post-office-to-collect-pension-says-he-didn-t-know-he-was-dead-b1999604.html?amp

Weekend at Bernies Postman Pats

 

 

Is it safe to share the Greenwood piece?

25 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

Is it safe to share the Greenwood piece?

Bit early for dick pics

29 minutes ago, Spider said:

Bit early for dick pics

On a Sunday too

1 hour ago, Dr Faustus said:

Is it safe to share the Greenwood piece?

That audio is awful. No means fucking no. Cunt. 

Heard it this morning. I really wish I hadn't. I hope Utd sack the c*nt

Just heard it

Assuming it is him, then fucking WOW, what a cunt.

Staggers me with blokes like this. Just fucking pay for a brass if you want a guaranteed empty.

I’m told by a reliable source that this has gone on before. If you have a look on the internet you’ll see that he ‘imprisoned’ her in a hotel room and  refused to let her out for days

So what’s the craic with these millionaire footballers? Take your pick of the many wannabe WAGs, bring her into a life to which she’s never been accustomed but the price for which is sex whenever and wherever the footballer wants?

Are they (the millionaire footballers) really so full of their own self-importance?

Volcano beckons.

Wait for it ...

 

 

They definitely peaked at the first 2

After that it was all a bit pat a cake

door locking cocacola vending machine that seems to hate one woman. 

think its from russian beadles about or summat

 

Edited February 1, 20224 yr by e2e4
typos

Apologies if already posted, but this one cracked me up during lockdown.