There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

26 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Fucking hell, it isn’t remotely funny. 

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1 hour ago, MickyD said:

Fucking hell, it isn’t remotely funny. 

I thought the video stopped early and I'm still waiting for the joke 

16 hours ago, Cheese said:

It's a comedian doing a daft sketch you soft git.

I know, I'm just messing about

15 hours ago, Traf said:

No, I really did.

I know, I'm just messing about 

14 hours ago, Francis Fogarty said:

Every year someone (usually on here) asks 'what did you get?' (for Christmas).

My reply is 'not what I wanted, a bit of fucking peace' but in truth I can't abide being on my own.

A few weeks ago Mrs. and Jr. Fog went to Westlife and I was on my tod with Wilf the Dog for seven hours until they got back. Longest hours of my life.

I now spend every day alone, bar two mornings. Must admit my head is starting to eat itself.

Couldn't have an empty house as well, fuck that.

Id just end up a raging piss head if I lived alone.

 

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

I now spend every day alone, bar two mornings. Must admit my head is starting to eat itself.

Couldn't have an empty house as well, fuck that.

Id just end up a raging piss head if I lived alone.

 

If I hadn’t had to drive to the station to pick them up I would have been pissed.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj7wy-RjRoJ/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

On 06/12/2022 at 11:54, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.euronews.com/green/amp/2022/12/02/it-may-look-rude-but-this-vibrating-wind-turbine-is-producing-clean-energy

The skybrator.

Those are brilliant although you'd need a load of them - "a host of golden daffodildos" so to speak.

1 hour ago, Francis Fogarty said:

If I hadn’t had to drive to the station to pick them up I would have been pissed.

Im finishing work in an hour. Mrs and kids are at a xmas thing on the prom.

Im going straight to the bay horse

40 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Im finishing work in an hour. Mrs and kids are at a xmas thing on the prom.

Im going straight to the bay horse

It's a bit far for me, but cheers, I'm waiting for the dancing to come on and I'll be Little John bound..

20 hours ago, gonzo said:

I now spend every day alone, bar two mornings. Must admit my head is starting to eat itself.

Couldn't have an empty house as well, fuck that.

Id just end up a raging piss head if I lived alone.

 

Love time to myself, I love working alone with the occasional meeting. One day in town for meetings and that's good enough for me. 

When the Mrs has a PN, I love it, watch some rubbish on TV, takeaway for myself. Lovely.

I've had years of working in open plan offices being nice to folk who I'd cross the street to avoid in real life. 

Although today its our Xmas do, so that's three people for lunch at the Garrick Club. I think I'll cope.

4 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Love time to myself, I love working alone with the occasional meeting. One day in town for meetings and that's good enough for me. 

When the Mrs has a PN, I love it, watch some rubbish on TV, takeaway for myself. Lovely.

I've had years of working in open plan offices being nice to folk who I'd cross the street to avoid in real life. 

Although today its our Xmas do, so that's three people for lunch at the Garrick Club. I think I'll cope.

Could you share with the class what a PN is so we can all stop assuming N= night and P= <make up your own P, the funnier (to yourself) the better>

4 hours ago, MickyD said:

Could you share with the class what a PN is so we can all stop assuming N= night and P= <make up your own P, the funnier (to yourself) the better>

Prior Ngagement. Everyone knows that.

It’s obviously Porn Night.

She comes home whistling.

Tickets don’t sell themselves 

Beau has picked this up and run with it on Twitter and even dressed as a pirate on his YouTube channel. Even more amazing is a response from Johnny Depp in full on Jack Sparrow.

Warms the cockles...

 

 

2 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Beau has picked this up and run with it on Twitter and even dressed as a pirate on his YouTube channel. Even more amazing is a response from Johnny Depp in full on Jack Sparrow.

Warms the cockles...

 

 

Edited December 13, 20223 yr by Cheese

28 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Looks like he's having a spliff at the start 

 

Fuck me if you're not into Top Gun Maverick or NFL you're done for on twitter, swamped 

Oi serious fucking Q this. Bacon fries or scampi fries?

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

Oi serious fucking Q this. Bacon fries or scampi fries?

Both

12 hours ago, Traf said:

Both

Correct answer

Greta owning that Andrew Tate fella.

 

 

9 minutes ago, royal white said:

Greta owning that Andrew Tate fella.

 

 

She helped get Trump out of office too.

Alpha males struggle with her