Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Bolton info here. Shows some areas have around 1000 cases per 100,000.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/national-covid-19-surveillance-reports

2 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Bolton info here. Shows some areas have around 1000 cases per 100,000.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/national-covid-19-surveillance-reports

Fookinell

Breightmet way is fckin riddled

23 minutes ago, Spider said:

Fookinell

Breightmet way is fckin riddled

It's only accurate up to the 3rd too, so if the current trend continues, it'll be going up until the new restrictions kick in, if they're effective.

Edited September 10, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

1 hour ago, MickyD said:

I was “Con’s” apprentice at Horwich Loco Works and we used our British Railways Privilege Pass for free travel to away games. He talked about this appearing on Sweeny. Fairly sure it was Oxford.

 

Yes & no. I'm pretty sure it was sprayed before a game at Fulham, an early kick off on a Friday meant that about the only Bolton fans there had travelled on the overnight National coach from Moor Lane......but we played at Oxford the following day & those who had been at Fulham, including Con, made our way straight to Oxford. 

iirc , we lost both games, it was bleeding freezing out on the Friday night & Bolton came unstuck trying to "take" the Oxford end. Happy days.

Has everybody got a invitation letter from Imperial College of London about being Covid tested for a research study? Or does the Illuminati want my mind , soul and body?

 

1 minute ago, deane koontz said:

Has everybody got a invitation letter from Imperial College of London about being Covid tested for a research study? Or does the Illuminati want my mind , soul and body?

 

ICL used to be known as The Bottom Inspectors.

 

3 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

Has everybody got a invitation letter from Imperial College of London about being Covid tested for a research study? Or does the Illuminati want my mind , soul and body?

 

It's random. My son had one a few weeks ago. Mother in law just got one. 

13 minutes ago, bolton va va said:. 

iirc , we lost both games, it was bleeding freezing out on the Friday night & Bolton came unstuck trying to "take" the Oxford end. Happy days.

Sounds like a Con BWFC trip. 
We decided we were going to ‘take’ Bristol City’s end and were in the ground fairly early. I think there were maybe 6 to 8 of us right in the middle of their main terrace. As fans started appearing, they heard our dialect and stayed a distance away. Fortunately, the police noticed and took us round the ground just prior to KO

Just now, peelyfeet said:

It's random. My son had one a few weeks ago. Mother in law just got one. 

Also got a letter about blood donation dates this morning. Illuminati confirmed 🙌

18 minutes ago, bolton va va said:

Yes & no. I'm pretty sure it was sprayed before a game at Fulham, an early kick off on a Friday meant that about the only Bolton fans there had travelled on the overnight National coach from Moor Lane......but we played at Oxford the following day & those who had been at Fulham, including Con, made our way straight to Oxford. 

iirc , we lost both games, it was bleeding freezing out on the Friday night & Bolton came unstuck trying to "take" the Oxford end. Happy days.

Remember that those games and coming "unstuck" at Oxford. Also the big fella in the sheepskin coat at Fulham who wasn't very happy. 

14 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

Also got a letter about blood donation dates this morning. Illuminati confirmed 🙌

Bill Gates has been watching you masturbate, he'll have sent 5G controlled Covid bats round to your house.

Your time is up pal. 

 

44 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Bolton info here. Shows some areas have around 1000 cases per 100,000.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/national-covid-19-surveillance-reports

Those are tests aren’t they?

3 hours ago, Spider said:

So

33 people tested positive who had all been in one pub on the same evening. Probably chugging bing off the same cistern.

So I think it’s highly likely. In my opinion.

You clearly think it’s something else but seem reluctant to enlighten us. Which makes me think you’re scared of saying it because it may be viewed as inflammatory.

I said a few weeks back that asian communities in the town weren’t helping. Probably still aren’t, but the spike is clearly a result of youngsters going to the pub. You need to prove me wrong because the stats back me up on this.

Over to you.

I’m not ‘scared’ of saying anything 

There are very few Asians in Breightmet 

Edited September 10, 20205 yr by Moon boy

13 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

Those are tests aren’t they?

The bottom pictures are rates aren't they'll 

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

The bottom pictures are rates aren't they'll 

Bolton News reporting 368 cases, 129 per 100,000.

22 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

Those are tests aren’t they?

The only bit with tests is on page 2 where it shows the cases per 100 tests, and the graphs on the left hand side of page 3. The message is, the positivity rate per test has gone up.

We are at about 11 positive cases per 100 tests, for the last 10 days.

We were at about 3 per 100 for 6 weeks prior.

We are doing about 600 tests a day, for the last week, about 500 a week before that, and between 400 and 600 from mid July.

So, the frequency of positive tests has gone up 350% while tests have gone up 35% ish.

Edited September 10, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

Contact tracing app just launched up here today. Seems odd that one part of UK now has one and others don’t? Anyone any ideas what is stopping the other home nations? Without the usual bullshit anti tory garbage some of you involuntarily spout please. 

Just now, Escobarp said:

Contact tracing app just launched up here today. Seems odd that one part of UK now has one and others don’t? Anyone any ideas what is stopping the other home nations? Without the usual bullshit anti tory garbage some of you involuntarily spout please. 

You've all got shit phones. Ours are too complex to be compatible.

I've no idea, must be legislation of some sort.

1 minute ago, peelyfeet said:

You've all got shit phones. Ours are too complex to be compatible.

I've no idea, must be legislation of some sort.

Just seems odd doesn’t it. If this app is for for purpose then get it rolled out across the UK 

Just now, Escobarp said:

Just seems odd doesn’t it. If this app is for for purpose then get it rolled out across the UK 

Yours is Apple/Google.  Ours is NHSX. Yours works, ours doesn't yet. Seems daft. Does it stop working when you drive past Gretna?

Just now, peelyfeet said:

Yours is Apple/Google.  Ours is NHSX. Yours works, ours doesn't yet. Seems daft. Does it stop working when you drive past Gretna?

Will find out at the other end of the border next week 😁. 
just seems madness to me that we can’t all have the same app. Means in due course I will need to have 2 different apps which is nonsensical 

33 minutes ago, Moon boy said:

I’m not ‘scared’ of saying anything 

There are very few Asians in Breightmet 

I thought we’d already discussed that the yoof had latched onto the pre-Eid lockdown in certain high Muslim populations and jumped on that as the whole shebang becoming a mainly-Muslim issue.

Talk about allowing a ‘hope’ to let your guard down.

40 minutes ago, Moon boy said:

I’m not ‘scared’ of saying anything 

There are very few Asians in Breightmet 

Why won’t you say whatever it is you think is causing the rise then ? 
It can not be the most stupid thing on this thread. 

1 hour ago, deane koontz said:

Has everybody got a invitation letter from Imperial College of London about being Covid tested for a research study? Or does the Illuminati want my mind , soul and body?

 

Just got one from ONS in conjunction with Oxford uni

offering 50 quid for taking part initially and 25 per test  after that . Up to 5 visits, I’ve signed everyone in the house up 😁

29 minutes ago, Ani said:

Why won’t you say whatever it is you think is causing the rise then ? 
It can not be the most stupid thing on this thread. 

it could be, he's got form 🙂

I think he alluded earlier in the thread that there are a lot of Asylum seekers in Breightmet, so perhaps that's the angle he's taking

Agreed, it would be good if he actually came out and said what he thinks has caused the rise, as clearly he has an opinion/idea, and he's too afraid to share it with us