Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Ours is shutting at 10 back open 6.30 

the vultures will be on it 

Think that’s across the board to allow a restock. Also heard 8-9 will be oap’s only. 
 

be quiet on here during that hour I reckon 

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Ours is shutting at 10 back open 6.30 

the vultures will be on it 

I’d love to see the queue at 6:30

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Butchers near me has plenty. Does bread, pies and milk too.

Might be tempted by some venison later this week. Some red wine, shallots etc.

Think this might be the way forward 

1 minute ago, kent_white said:

Every day we seem to be stepping up a notch in the NHS. Think we're expecting it to get very rough. 

In the select committee today, they said there is loads of PPE (which has been confirmed) but problems locally with distribution. How are you finding supply?

This behaviour is fascinating. Ford production line, then Toyotarism which has now evolved into what Aldi and Lidl do well where the consumer acts as the warehouse. 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Hopefully they have spent all their fucking giro. I hope they all choke on a dried pasta shell, absolute cretins.

Surely this must ease once folk have prepped.

Can't buy a year's supply of big roll etc every visit.

8 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Every day we seem to be stepping up a notch in the NHS. Think we're expecting it to get very rough. 

Heard the same yesterday from a good source. 

A lot to come yet. 

Mcdonnell actually suggested full pay for folk self isolating, the stupid old twat

And while he was worried about tenants, no thought for landlords

Edited March 17, 20206 yr by Casino

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

Mcdonnell actually suggested full pay for folk self isolating, the stupid old twat

And while he was worried about tenants, no thought for landlords

68 1/2? Almost time to self-isolate

Just now, Casino said:

Mcdonnell actually suggested full pay for folk self isolating, the stupid old twat

And while he was worried about tennants, no thought for landlords

An interesting suggestion from someone on the radio (dunno who it was).

Said give each company the amount of money it made last year, and let them run again with it.

Presumably, they wouldn't pay any extra benefits etc and the administration might actually be a bit easier that fucking around here there and everywhere.

Sounded impossible at first, but then again who knows.

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

Mcdonnell actually suggested full pay for folk self isolating, the stupid old twat

And while he was worried about tenants, no thought for landlords

Was that on 5 live?

to be fair I think he was getting pressed to find any form of problem by the presenter. 

He struggled.

Corbyns older isnt he?

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

68 1/2? Almost time to self-isolate

He's been isolating himself from reality for years.

Just now, gonzo said:

Was that on 5 live?

to be fair I think he was getting pressed to find any form of problem by the presenter. 

He struggled.

I think it was during his speech in the commons

I know its shit getting no money if youre genuine but fcuk me, we would be empty in a few days

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Yep, hoping he gets a dose, along with King Ken, Trackie Lee and Slag Welly Kathy 😃

Do crabs carry coronavirus?

10 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Surely this must ease once folk have prepped.

Can't buy a year's supply of big roll etc every visit.

Just saying to my mate that I reckon they'll keep on doing it. If they're that fucking mad in the 1st place you can bet they'll want to replenish whatever they've used as soon as possible coz their stash isn't as big as it previously was.

Edited March 17, 20206 yr by tshape

2 minutes ago, tshape said:

Just saying to my mate that I reckon they'll keep on doing it. If they're that fucking mad in the 1st place you can bet they'll want to replenish whatever they've used as soon as possible coz their stash isn't as big as it previously was.

What are the best leaves for wiping your arse on- a new type of foraging may be required!

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Lets hope so, eaten alive by Corona Crabs 

Sounds like a bond villain.

16 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Heard the same yesterday from a good source. 

A lot to come yet. 

Ah jesus

i was starting to think we were breaking the back of it all.

Little lever school only have yr11 in 

rest off 

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

Little lever school only have yr11 in 

rest off 

Kinell- he's doing a jig!!

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Kinell- he's doing a jig!!

4 weeks off? 

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

4 weeks off? 

Definitely 3, but depends when they say go back. Just been on the school's website. Too many isolating teachers. No confirmed cases though.

30 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

In the select committee today, they said there is loads of PPE (which has been confirmed) but problems locally with distribution. How are you finding supply?

Hopefully they'll send some of it out way soon then. Patchy at best where we are.

I'm on shift 9 of 10. Knackered is a understatement. Still no protective equipment for district nurses. Was given 10 small bottles of alco gel today for a team of 18. Nearly had a heroin needle put through my hand today and at the weekend comments where made that I shouldn't be in public areas in my uniform. I've had enough! People are twats. 

Just now, kent_white said:

Hopefully they'll send some of it out way soon then. Patchy at best where we are.

They have set up a dedicated hotline to report/sort out such issues. Perhaps have a gander for it?