Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

With so much online these days, I would imagine units/study courses might well be available for kids to do at home.

If they don't do them, then it's their tough luck. 

£330billion

Nice

Wish we were in France! Mrs has had her pay cut to 50% from next month, its looking worse than tight. There has to be a significant financial input from the government. 

 

18 minutes ago, Spider said:

Just ticked up to 71

Any way, here's what should happen:

* Schools stay open - the kids are not at risk

* Open the war chest. £300/400/500 billion. Whatever it takes. When this is over the economy will fucking fly

* Round up the oldies and send them all to the seaside for a few weeks, on the taxpayer.

* Leave the fucking pubs open

It's more about how kids can spread it to vulnerable relatives. Schools should close if we want to slow it down.

8 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

With all this isolation business, I reckon a baby boom around Christmas.

That’s it mate nailed on 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

£330billion

Nice

interest free for 6 months

1 minute ago, Farrelli said:

It's more about how kids can spread it to vulnerable relatives. Schools should close if we want to slow it down.

That's why they've been kept open so long.

1 minute ago, peelyfeet said:

interest free for 6 months

no rates for pubs, restaurants, cinemas  for a year plus a grant

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

That’s it mate nailed on 

How many with a different dad though!😲

 

Just now, peelyfeet said:

no rates for pubs, restaurants, cinemas  for a year plus a grant

Fuck. Said earlier this was at 7.00pm

So it's good stuff then!

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

How many with a different dad though!😲

Radcliffe girls it could be any number

 

Sunak sounds so much more competent than Johnson doesn't he. Worlds apart

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Fuck. Said earlier this was at 7.00pm

So it's good stuff then!

sounds like they're trying to help a lot - chancellor said this is just the start, more measures in next few days.

1 minute ago, jmjhb said:

Sunak sounds so much more competent than Johnson doesn't he. Worlds apart

Not really no 

I don’t think anyone can complain with any of that .....though I’m sure some will 

Just now, Escobarp said:

Not really no 

He's coherent and decisive, so the complete antithesis of Boris

This needed doing. 
Hopefully it allows people to stay afloat for a couple of months then we can fly once it’s on the wane.

1 minute ago, jmjhb said:

He's coherent and decisive, so the complete antithesis of Boris

Well done, Boris for appointing him?

we are off work for a minimum of 8 weeks.

anyway going to the pub for a couple of pints of guinness

happy st patricks day before they shut the pubs on sunday

2 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

He's coherent and decisive, so the complete antithesis of Boris

He’s a more confident public speaker. Simple as that. If you gauge people’s competency by how the speak you’ve an issue 

3 month mortgage holiday, is that universal? 

Just now, birch-chorley said:

3 month mortgage holiday, is that universal? 

No sadly it isn’t 

3 minutes ago, royal white said:

I don’t think anyone can complain with any of that .....though I’m sure some will 

Should of been more. 

5 minutes ago, royal white said:

I don’t think anyone can complain with any of that .....though I’m sure some will 

Boris out