Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

So is your username meant to be "Jim"?

Sorry but that’s fckin brilliant

https://m.facebook.com/mark.mattocks.7/videos/10219043819301105/

😂 very good

All good news in the Czech Republic.

I’d bring my move over there forward but we are banned for the foreseeable future.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Just ticked up to 71

Any way, here's what should happen:

* Schools stay open - the kids are not at risk

* Open the war chest. £300/400/500 billion. Whatever it takes. When this is over the economy will fucking fly

* Round up the oldies and send them all to the seaside for a few weeks, on the taxpayer.

* Leave the fucking pubs open

Schools cannot keep open. People still don’t get that the country is going to have to completely stop. Eventually. And sooner rather than later. We are going to be where Italy are. 

33 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://m.facebook.com/mark.mattocks.7/videos/10219043819301105/

Brilliant 

Strangely erotic.

7 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

Schools cannot keep open. People still don’t get that the country is going to have to completely stop. Eventually. And sooner rather than later. We are going to be where Italy are. 

Maybe, maybe not

Just now, boltondiver said:

Maybe, maybe not

How dare you question the governments (still completely unqualified) medical advisor 

It’s just a cold 

11 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

How dare you question the governments (still completely unqualified) medical advisor 

Just medical? 😷😁

Rishi Sunak is pretty impressive

2 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Just medical? 😷😁

😁😁

We are supposed to be going up to Orkney to see the in laws beginning of April. Can see that being canned.

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

Rishi Sunak is pretty impressive

Incredibly. But a successful leader surrounds himself with good people. It comes as no surprise to me that he is impressive and I dare say nor you 

Just now, Winchester White said:

We are supposed to be going up to Orkney to see the in laws beginning of April. Can see that being canned.

I’m up there June and I’m clinging into the hope that it’s all back to normal by then!

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Incredibly. But a successful leader surrounds himself with good people. It comes as no surprise to me that he is impressive and I dare say nor you 

100%

17 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

You back on the nest 😉

Had my pipes cut 

2 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

We are supposed to be going up to Orkney to see the in laws beginning of April. Can see that being canned.

Whereabouts? I’ve in-laws near Kirkwall

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Hasn't stopped me, 14 years ago, i recon ive filled 2 buckets. 

Hyacynth and?... 😁

9 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I’m up there June and I’m clinging into the hope that it’s all back to normal by then!

Ferry or flight?

Just now, boltondiver said:

Ferry or flight?

Ferry. My in laws are off to a wedding from the family of the people who own the ferries between mainland and Orkney so it’s also a free ferry which is even better! 
We are just piggybacking onto the weekend. I’m doing the north coast 500 either side of it. 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Ferry. My in laws are off to a wedding from the family of the people who own the ferries between mainland and Orkney so it’s also a free ferry which is even better! 
We are just piggybacking onto the weekend. I’m doing the north coast 500 either side of it. 

North Coast 500 my arse!

Are the ferries off? 

Just now, boltondiver said:

North Coast 500 my arse!

Are the ferries off? 

What do you mean my arse? Lost me there 

 

ferries are still on as far as I’m aware

43 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

Schools cannot keep open. People still don’t get that the country is going to have to completely stop. Eventually. And sooner rather than later. We are going to be where Italy are. 

3 or 4 weeks maybe......