Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

They have set up a dedicated hotline to report/sort out such issues. Perhaps have a gander for it?

I will tomorrow. I hadn't heard anything about that. Thanks for the tip!

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'm on shift 9 of 10. Knackered is a understatement. Still no protective equipment for district nurses. Was given 10 small bottles of alco gel today for a team of 18. Nearly had a heroin needle put through my hand today and at the weekend comments where made that I shouldn't be in public areas in my uniform. I've had enough! People are twats. 

Thanks for your efforts, bollocks to the moaning buggers. Oh, and don't take any notice of casino's comments.

43 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

See I love a donner kebab. Each to their own 

Food of the gods . Mixed kebab chilli sauce and chips wrapped up in a heavenly naan bread 😊

Just now, deane koontz said:

Food of the gods . Mixed kebab chilli sauce and chips wrapped up in a heavenly naan bread 😊

Chicken or proper lamb for me.

Squirrel soon perhaps.

 

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'm on shift 9 of 10. Knackered is a understatement. Still no protective equipment for district nurses. Was given 10 small bottles of alco gel today for a team of 18. Nearly had a heroin needle put through my hand today and at the weekend comments where made that I shouldn't be in public areas in my uniform. I've had enough! People are twats. 

Keep going you are a superstar as you all are. Country is lucky to have you all 

6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Too many isolating teachers. No confirmed cases though.

Theres a shock

3 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

Food of the gods . Mixed kebab chilli sauce and chips wrapped up in a heavenly naan bread 😊

Donner on a garlic bread is my poison of choice. Fantastic plenty of chili sauce hotter the better 

Oh your dirty Bastards

Nipped into Morrisons at 6.00 tonight, no fucking bread at all, not one loaf

People overbuying should be thrown into cells with people suffering from Coronovirus

Oh and they should get a shoeing first, wen't to the local shop and he had plenty of bread

Edited March 17, 20206 yr by Widnes Two Hats

21 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'm on shift 9 of 10. Knackered is a understatement. Still no protective equipment for district nurses. Was given 10 small bottles of alco gel today for a team of 18. Nearly had a heroin needle put through my hand today and at the weekend comments where made that I shouldn't be in public areas in my uniform. I've had enough! People are twats. 

Legend.

They should set aside some of that £330bilion for you and Kent.

47 minutes ago, Casino said:

Mcdonnell actually suggested full pay for folk self isolating, the stupid old twat

And while he was worried about tenants, no thought for landlords

SSP is about 4 times higher in many EU countries compared to the UK. So why can’t we afford to look after people?

The government have said they will pay whatever it takes and personally I’m not sure McDonnells demand was that stupid. People are going to be in awful positions but we need to make sure they do the right things. Business and finance is a massive second place to this. 

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Butchers near me has plenty. Does bread, pies and milk too.

Might be tempted by some venison later this week. Some red wine, shallots etc.

Venison in this crisis ? I bet that's a little dear.........

1 hour ago, mickbrown said:

Knew you’d have a private reg plate. You’re exactly the type

Reg no, no longer exists. Or you’re bullshitting again. I know which is more likely

To be fair, not appearing on a U-GOV website doesn't indicate it not existing. 

I happen to know that the car reg for Bolton Mayor is WH 1 but try asking U-GOV if it's taxed, MOTd or insured. It won't find it.

 

Corbyn refusing to self isolate. Boris’ father saying on national TV ‘still go down the pub’.

Pair of absolute dicks. If they end up taking beds in hospitals just don’t fucking treat either of them.

7 minutes ago, MickyD said:

To be fair, not appearing on a U-GOV website doesn't indicate it not existing. 

I happen to know that the car reg for Bolton Mayor is WH 1 but try asking U-GOV if it's taxed, MOTd or insured. It won't find it.

 

If the plate is on a retention certificate it won’t show anywhere on any govt website 

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Mate of mine has just been to Asda.  No bread, no milk, no meat, freezers empty.

If the corona doesn’t kill you starvation might 

Went Tesco earlier and everyone was taking pictures of the empty shelves

2 hours ago, Morizio said:

Whereabouts? I’ve in-laws near Kirkwall

In laws all over; Dounby, Stenness and Kirkwall. Great place but couldn't live there.

Just now, Winchester White said:

In laws all over; Dounby, Stenness and Kirkwall. Great place but couldn't live there.

How many wives have you got 

1 minute ago, Alf Hartigan said:

How many wives have you got 

Haha, meant to say in laws family are all over.

Seriously though, if you are ever doing a Scotland trip and like your history then Orkney is something else.

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

What are the best leaves for wiping your arse on- a new type of foraging may be required!

Dock leaves or moss.

Kent

Have you guys been given estimated numbers? What sort of prep do they give you?

52 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'm on shift 9 of 10. Knackered is a understatement. Still no protective equipment for district nurses. Was given 10 small bottles of alco gel today for a team of 18. Nearly had a heroin needle put through my hand today and at the weekend comments where made that I shouldn't be in public areas in my uniform. I've had enough! People are twats. 

Top effort, well done. We have some top folk working in the NHS. 👏👏👏

29 minutes ago, MickyD said:

To be fair, not appearing on a U-GOV website doesn't indicate it not existing. 

I happen to know that the car reg for Bolton Mayor is WH 1 but try asking U-GOV if it's taxed, MOTd or insured. It won't find it.

 

It's on here.

https://cazana.com/uk/car/WH1

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

What are the best leaves for wiping your arse on- a new type of foraging may be required!

There's a website. https://survivalschool.us/top-10-things-wipe-ass-woods/

Real outdoor men use squirrels and rabbits. Recyclable