Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

19 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

My final word.

If my missus was a brass (don't) then anyone mauling her should pay for the privilege.

That's the first rule of being a Mack Daddy - 'A pimp must always be paid!'

Reebok are a former punter still getting oral gratification - for free!

It's monetary madness.

 

My own little bugbear is the fact everyone calls the GPO Tower the BT Tower. It was paid for by taxpayers money and then sold from us without consulting us.

Also, did you know that you can't tell anyone where it is, otherwise you'll be breaking the official secrets act. So Shhhh, loose lips and all that.

1 Canada Square.

There, have you had enough, Nazis, or do you want some more?

Also, why can Railtrack sell off land to build crap new-build estates.

That's not their land, it's ours.

Fucking Thatcher, Gillian Anderson has been deleted from my wank bank an' all (I have never watched 'The Crown' btw, ever.)

4 hours ago, boltondiver said:

It will always be The Reebok to me

Simply put it seems to roll off the tongue easier than Macron or University of Bolton Stadium

Edited March 1, 20215 yr by jmjhb

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Haha.

Caught yourself out there, B.D.

It isn't 'The Reebok' then by your rule.

I’m sticking with the Reebok

It is the Reebok and it is in Lancashire  

Theres a road near me nearly everyone refers to as the new road.

It was built in 1996.

 

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

@gonzo

I was thinking more potential sponsors who'll actually put money in may have reservations if loads of folk, still and always will, refer to it as 'The Reebok'...

Like I alluded to, if say, we'd redeveloped Burnden and then sold the rights and it was The KFC BucketBowl or The Dunlop Wellytop then it'd be perfectly understandable for folk to say "I'll stick with 'Burnden Park' thanks..."

We didn't - we relocated and it was corporate from day one.

Sir Nat knew the value of brass in pocket for the club more than most and, around the time of the move, vocally supported cash rights pragmatism over tradition. Calling it 'The Reebok' is neither, it's an expired corporate link only.

If I was a moneyman (or moneywoman) at Macron or The University I'd be royally pissed off every time I'd heard 'The Reebok' being used, especially on/in the radio/telly/social media/newspapers.

Every penny counts these days and we should be doing all we can to invite money in.

Every penny counts and Reebok have provided fuck all pennies for years now - fuck 'em.

It was factored in during the pricing.

Or at least it should have been, and if not, more fool them.

30 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I’m sticking with the Reebok

I call it "the ground" which luckily seems to cover all bases 

33 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I call it "the ground" which luckily seems to cover all bases 

that was me, but more and more ill say the reebok these days

seen nearly as many games there as i did at burnden, which is a sobering thought

Give us a shout if you ever become pimps you The Reebok-ers...

I think it's easy to guess who's still shopping around for casual or bootcut jeans because that's 'what they've always worn'.

Give the shitty-shoe peddlers who treat us like paedo lepers a free ride.

I'm surprised you don't pitch up at 'The Reebok' in bell-bottoms with scarves tied around your wrists.

I'll tell Eliy Musk to toddle off up the road to Wigan with his $6m a season. The piemen will gladly trade in The JJB for The Tesla. 😡

He was a good massa, he treat us real nice...

CUNTS.

Rename Fanzone the Alan Stubbs' 'Watch This Space'.

The North Stand could be Sasa's Stand.

Let's celebrate folk/entities who've shat on us - akin to Stockholm Syndromed battered wives.

11 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Rename Fanzone the Alan Stubbs' 'Watch This Space'.

The North Stand could be Sasa's Stand.

Let's celebrate folk/entities who've shat on us - akin to Stockholm Syndromed battered wives.

Youri Mentalist, Youri!

3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Your company can sponsor away - we'll be glad of the money.

It'll always be The UniBol to me.

 

who the fuck on hear ever called it that 

Do you think you might overthink things sometimes youri?

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Do you think you might overthink things sometimes youri?

Call it fucking Moonbase Alpha, call it Ravi Shankhar's Bongwatered Rug.

Just don't call it 'The Reebok'.

They fucked us over Royale (see what I did there?) when it looked like we were falling from grace they scarpered Rapide (and again?)

It really grates on me that people still associate them with us after that.

I use 'the ground' for the stadium or Middlebrook for the area.

I'll never use Reebok.

Unless they come back and promise not to hit us or shag around behind our backs anymore. 😍

And they do the kits again, and sponsor the shirt.

And tar and feather the designer of the mustard sports bra.

And put the Union Jack back on their branding.

And start making 80's style Rapide and Royale again.

They'd stand a monthly go in the washing machine tha' knows.

Try that with a pair of purple £200 Adidas carpet slippers.

@Rudy

In case you're still mulling over names for your new born lad, may I throw Ravi Shankar's Bongwatered Rug into the mix?

 

39 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He was a good massa, he treat us real nice...

CUNTS.

and they should never be forgiven for this

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/01/07/1a0107c1cba57b3ed7ad72573da69806.jpg

3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

My final word.

If my missus was a brass (don't) then anyone mauling her should pay for the privilege.

That's the first rule of being a Mack Daddy - 'A pimp must always be paid!'

Reebok are a former punter still getting oral gratification - for free!

It's monetary madness.

 

Have you ever hoovered the carpet?

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

and they should never be forgiven for this

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/01/07/1a0107c1cba57b3ed7ad72573da69806.jpg

I made retribution for that one of the caveats for their return (see above) ^

👍

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Have you ever hoovered the carpet?

No, I Vax it here, my winter mooring.

I Hoover up at the summer house though. 😉

8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

And they do the kits again, and sponsor the shirt.

And tar and feather the designer of the mustard sports bra.

Do you know who designed it?

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

@Rudy

In case you're still mulling over names for your new born lad, may I throw Ravi Shankar's Bongwatered Rug into the mix?

 

Is that a new Brew Dog?