Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

38 minutes ago, Rudy said:

No wonder you’re dealing with them

Japan asks China to stop anal Covid testing

the chinese are probably using the used cotton buds as a savoury Pocky as it cures nosebleeds.

or summat

1 hour ago, London Wanderer said:

Ha. Well I'm a virtue signalling, China loving, snowflake traitor. So not in a much better position tbh. 

Plenty of rats along the way... Just not that one. It's just not possible. You need a lot of people on board to do it. Takes a lot of senior government people, scientists, economists... All it takes is one leak from one person or a hack and you're fucked and looking at World War and economic crash. Absolute nonsense to think it was deliberately released imo. 

I must admit after the WHO said they don’t believe it was man made I’m slowly moving away from it but there is summat not right with it all still. Whichever way you cut this, a country as populous as that with a highly mobile population managed to contain it so quickly and importantly recover so quickly just doesn’t stack up. 
 

I don’t know what’s gone on and we never will but something is amiss. 
 

 

Spoke to the mum of a nurse who works in the intensive care part at Bolton hospital. 

Often ask about her when I see her mum.

This time she said numbers were lower but still bubbling along a base line number. She did comment though that those in there were young. She didn't go into more detail.

How do we stop the Tiddlys taking over the World?

Build a casino on every intersection.

The pipe-dream of Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney may yet one day come true - when men of black, white, red and brown hues unite against the tiger, elephant and rhino murdering yellow man.

You can't be racist against them as they hate everyone, even their own kind from down the road.

Edited March 1, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You can't be racist against them as they hate everyone, even their own kind from down the road.

As Bolton fans, I don’t think we’re in any position to lecture about hating those from down the road, to be fair. 

4 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

As Bolton fans, I don’t think we’re in any position to lecture about hating those from down the road, to be fair. 

They're not our kind, they've more genes in common with crabs.

Thanks to those highlighting the national booking vaccine website. T'other half (62) hasn't had a letter, but told her to give it a try and was successful booking an appointment for next Monday. The site appears to be now asking for 60+ to book an appointment.  

51 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They're not our kind, they've more genes in common with crabs.

Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

5 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

It's a fucking disgrace.

1 hour ago, buckhurstwhite said:

Thanks to those highlighting the national booking vaccine website. T'other half (62) hasn't had a letter, but told her to give it a try and was successful booking an appointment for next Monday. The site appears to be now asking for 60+ to book an appointment.  

Changed today

This thread seems to have more and more people trying to jump the queue for vaccinations , is that right ? 

13 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They're not our kind, they've more genes in common with crabs.

I did deliberately omit that part.

14 hours ago, Ani said:

This thread seems to have more and more people trying to jump the queue for vaccinations , is that right ? 

Don’t think so. If you go on the NHS vaccine website you have to be eligible for the vaccine - or it will reject your application. I’m in for the first jab on Thursday and the 2nd jab on the 20th of May. I’m 61 years old, no underlying health issues and not a fatty, still incredibly fit, fiendishly handsome and irresistible to wimmin of all ages. Oh and very humble obvs.

Edited March 2, 20215 yr by Burndens Bogs

you are getting done by age

its just that some places are further on

wifes place are a little behind but their clientele are mainly fossilised

hence me being 10 or so days off

Still doing the 65+ around Horwich

I'm ages away

10 minutes ago, Spider said:

Still doing the 65+ around Horwich

I'm ages away

if 18-64 with issues was before 65+ you will be nearer than you think

18-64 was a massive group

20 minutes ago, Spider said:

Still doing the 65+ around Horwich

I'm ages away

Are gingers not classed as high risk? You know having no souls and all that? 

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Are gingers not classed as high risk? You know having no souls and all that? 

Far from it.

Us Flaxen Haired Anglo Saxons are considered to have superior genetics, as they haven't been sullied by centuries of breeding with mudbloods and mongrels.

Whilst most British ancestry is a bubbling swamp of sordid genetic mash, mine has remained noble and solid and is therefore already all but impenetrable to viruses from overseas.

I'll have the vaccine of course, but it's basically a placebo in truth.

 

48 minutes ago, Spider said:

Far from it.

Us Flaxen Haired Anglo Saxons are considered to have superior genetics, as they haven't been sullied by centuries of breeding with mudbloods and mongrels.

Whilst most British ancestry is a bubbling swamp of sordid genetic mash, mine has remained noble and solid and is therefore already all but impenetrable to viruses from overseas.

I'll have the vaccine of course, but it's basically a placebo in truth.

 

So you only breed with your own? 
 

Seems a bit dingle to me adder 

18 hours ago, Ani said:

This thread seems to have more and more people trying to jump the queue for vaccinations , is that right ? 

The letter arrived today, dated 23.02, so I guess that's when the gate was opened

Edited March 2, 20215 yr by boltondiver

new Mike Skinner track

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLt45m8hU7r/

 

Furlough scheme extended to September.

5 hours ago, Rudy said:

So you only breed with your own? 
 

Seems a bit dingle to me adder 

Stops them corrupting the gene pool of normal folk.

Every bastard detail gets leaked these days, it's almost like they do it on purpose 🤔 😂

28 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Furlough scheme extended to September.

Don't bother booking an holiday if that's the case.