Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Think the balance is about right. Well done Boris. 

Just now, Escobarp said:

It’s not it’s just phased. He’s doing everything he can to allow us some sort of life for a few weeks. If the dicks disagree and carry on then our right to exercise will be gone. 

Also anything else is arguably pointless in some areas. I suspect full lockdowns of urban centres will be more likely than country wide. 

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Give it a week....

 

I hope Mounts is OK not playing his golf

I can play that’s my exercise.  I’ll just play once a week and on my own. 

Edited March 23, 20206 yr by Mounts Kipper

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

Give it a week....

 

I hope Mounts is OK not playing his golf

Boris didnt specifically exclude Golf. Therefore its ok.

For once he managed to communicate clearly. Probably because he has a script and was told ‘just read it’. All updates should be like this. 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Cmon pal. It’s lockdown lite. He’s being really fair. But we can split hairs over what it’s called but why? You’re better than that 

Ask those in other countries when you’re exercising in the park if we are on lockdown and see what they say! 😂
 

I mentioned yesterday policing this way would be a better option than policing a full lock down and allow people to go out and do exercise.

 

1 minute ago, Spider said:

This is where the rioting begins.

Gangs of feral youths taking on the police

One kid takes a baton to the head

Hundreds out on the streets at night in protest

It's like clockwork

If it does I hope a number of people take a stand against it and wade in. Happy to do so and for once help the police administer some tough lessons 

I hope folk take heed now. 

1 minute ago, Mounts Kipper said:

I can play that’s my exercise.  I’ll just play once a week and on my own. 

 the golf courses will all be shut anyway

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

I mean,surely if god was real he’d just sort this all out.

 

Do we reckon Bozza was wearing pants?

Sturgeons sussies i believe. Stained with Alex salmonds jizz

 

and slag wellies 

Edited March 23, 20206 yr by Escobarp

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

If it does I hope a number of people take a stand against it and wade in. Happy to do so and for once help the police administer some tough lessons 

Me and you can do it. He's said gatherings of 2 is ok.

I'll bring my 5 iron

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

 the golf courses will all be shut anyway

100%. Anyone who thinks they can leave the house for 5 hours for their one bit of exercise and go playing golf isn’t a) taking This seriously and b) living in the real world 

Just now, Sweep said:

 the golf courses will all be shut anyway

More than likely, all essential businesses to close.

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

 the golf courses will all be shut anyway

Even better it’ll be free. 

Just now, Spider said:

Me and you can do it. He's said gatherings of 2 is ok.

I'll bring my 5 iron

Sounds like a plan. I will bring my Toronto blue jays signed baseball bat.now seems like an appropriate time to get it out for the first time.  Let’s get into the cunts spider 

Travelling to and from work where it’s absolutely necessary 

 unfortunately for some people if it’s a choice of a wage or nothing they will go out regardless if it’s a key worker job or not 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

100%. Anyone who thinks they can leave the house for 5 hours for their one bit of exercise and go playing golf isn’t a) taking This seriously and b) living in the real world 

I only play 9 because my hips fucked, takes less than 2 hours. 

Edited March 23, 20206 yr by Mounts Kipper

I can understand why they want to gives us as much freedom as they can allow, and credut to them for it, but how are they going to police whether or not the people you're out with live with you?

7 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

I mean,surely if god was real he’d just sort this all out.

 

Do we reckon Bozza was wearing pants?

I reckon he was getting piped off. Commandant Lassard style.

Virtually a curfew?

What are you doing out at 2.00am? Exercising?

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Sturgeons sussies i believe. Stained with Alex salmonds jizz

 

and slag wellies 

How very dare you. 
Alex Salmond was acquitted. He’ll be wrist deep in a brass by now.

1 minute ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

I can understand why they want to gives us as much freedom as they can allow, and credut to them for it, but how are they going to police whether or not the people you're out with live with you?

You would like to think folk wouldn't be so fucking stupid but alas some are.

Just now, kent_white said:

I reckon he was getting piped off. Commandant Lassard style.

Rob Burgundy style

Just now, kent_white said:

I reckon he was getting piped off. Commandant Lassard style.

One of tvs great moments that kent 😂😂

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

Virtually a curfew?

What are you doing out at 2.00am? Exercising?

And who’s that underneath you?