Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Just now, peelyfeet said:

  In that case loads of people might be still fucked then - there's 4 million ltd companies in the UK.

lots of sole traders that would have been classed as self employed in the past are now Ltd companies - if you deal with other business, a lot of those business request for you to be ltd, they do in my industry,

Accountants tell ltd company directors to pay themselves £12k a year through PAYE and the rest dividends - you still pay income tax on dividends.

I spoke with some of my mates yesterday - a builder, an architecht, a courier, a mortage advisor - all one man bands, all ltd companies.

 

Yep a lot of folk will potentially be still struggling. 
 

This is an excellent and probably essential read. Frightening.

https://t.co/y2tqcmj5Vr?amp=1

4 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

This is an excellent and probably essential read. Frightening.

https://t.co/y2tqcmj5Vr?amp=1

That's your opinion.

25 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

But the guidelines ordered car showrooms to shut. So for those on official service plans or leases I can't see many if any official dealership servicing depts being open. 

Audi are open for vehicle maintenance

1 minute ago, dave2980 said:

Audi are open for vehicle maintenance

All manufacturers Will have the same stance and have workshops open as it’s critical.  Sales all shut 

Spain 6587 new cases in a day

514 new deaths in a day.

14 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

This is an excellent and probably essential read. Frightening.

https://t.co/y2tqcmj5Vr?amp=1

Dominic Cummings, what a guy! 

8 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

All manufacturers Will have the same stance and have workshops open as it’s critical.  Sales all shut 

VW Bolton are on complete lockdown....

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

We did an inventory last night:

5 bottles of Bud, 1 can of Guinness, 36 bottles of Red, 17 bottles of white, 17 different types of Gin (about 15 largish bottles of various posh tonics and shit), 2L of Vodka, and loads of half bottles of various other weird shit like Ouzo, Arrack and Brandy etc

id dread to think what garrps stash is like, yours is mightly impressive

i'm struggling, only got the xmas present gift box sets left, half a bottle of red, and a few bottles of here gin

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Sorry bu wtf is wrong with people. Why would anyone be looking to take their kids to a play centre today? 

Woman across the road taliking to our missus yeaterday:

 

Her: The lad has to go to school tomorrow, I have to work on the shop floor.

SWMBO: Isnt your husband at home tomorrow ?

Her: Yes, but he would rather not look after him.

 

 

42 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

But the guidelines ordered car showrooms to shut. So for those on official service plans or leases I can't see many if any official dealership servicing depts being open. 

That's entirely up to them.

I've just bought a piece of equipment from a supplier over the phone. Got to go and collect it. When I get there, the shop is shut so I have to ring them again, and the product will be placed behind a door and then I can collect it.

A bit of common sense. 

mates brother works for a debt collection agency, they have been told to go in as normal

fuckign vultures

Sweep has enough booze to last until Friday's big shop

6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

That's entirely up to them.

I've just bought a piece of equipment from a supplier over the phone. Got to go and collect it. When I get there, the shop is shut so I have to ring them again, and the product will be placed behind a door and then I can collect it.

A bit of common sense. 

Every car/van/truck manufacturer will have someone open within a reasonable distance for everyone. 
 

they are all franchised so it’s upto them. One of the merc dealers near me has shut two of it’s sites and left one open  next week that’s shutting and another one opening   

one in Newcastle has got a car and a truck tech in the truck site so that they can provide essential repairs  it’s entirely upto each business owner as is the case with any sector 

 

There’s lads grafting all over the shop. 

Key workers my hairy arse. 

I called in the Leigh Tesco today eerily quiet, the shelves were packed with stuff, no queues at checkout. I think all the panic buyers have run out of money.

2 minutes ago, leigh white said:

I called in the Leigh Tesco today eerily quiet, the shelves were packed with stuff, no queues at checkout. I think all the panic buyers have run out of money.

Excellent news. 

 

6 minutes ago, leigh white said:

I called in the Leigh Tesco today eerily quiet, the shelves were packed with stuff, no queues at checkout. I think all the panic buyers have run out of money.

Probably all at home counting their toilet rolls.

1 minute ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Probably all at home counting their toilet rolls.

They can count?

My family own a DIY & Hardware store which is classed as being a store that can open. We’ve chosen to close this morning, I presume that even though we’ve chosen to close, our workers should still be eligible for the 80% the government are offering? 

3 minutes ago, CumbrianWhite said:

My family own a DIY & Hardware store which is classed as being a store that can open. We’ve chosen to close this morning, I presume that even though we’ve chosen to close, our workers should still be eligible for the 80% the government are offering? 

If you are saying to them you are going to lay them off/make them redundant then yes. 

30 minutes ago, leigh white said:

I called in the Leigh Tesco today eerily quiet, the shelves were packed with stuff, no queues at checkout. I think all the panic buyers have run out of money.

Fuck me, I'm on my way down the 61 already....😁

Right no messing about now, where has beer?

https://www.skysports.com/golf/news/12176/11962717/coronavirus-golf-courses-to-close-across-uk-after-tight-new-measures 
 

Don’t think it applies to mounts though

Edited March 24, 20206 yr by Rudy’s Message

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Right no messing about now, where has beer?

Morrisons in Leyland is fully stocked.