Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

I've sneezed twice today, and a second cold sore has broken out.

Bad covid or good?

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I've sneezed twice today, and a second cold sore has broken out.

Bad covid or good?

Deffo on your way out!

I'm sweating like a pig, my chest hurts and the muscles in my legs feel like I've run a marathon.

At this rate, I'm going to struggle to get to the off licence.

Just now, kent_white said:

Deffo on your way out!

Bugger.

Clear your messages by the way- tried messaging you!

1 minute ago, Spider said:

I'm sweating like a pig, my chest hurts and the muscles in my legs feel like I've run a marathon.

At this rate, I'm going to struggle to get to the off licence.

That's because you're getting lobby for tea.

19 minutes ago, Spider said:

I'm sweating like a pig, my chest hurts and the muscles in my legs feel like I've run a marathon.

At this rate, I'm going to struggle to get to the off licence.

I’ve every confidence that you’ll make it

How’s your Mum?

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

I’ve every confidence that you’ll make it

How’s your Mum?

Not great mate. Ta for asking.

I need to email you later, wil be in touch :-)

21 minutes ago, Spider said:

I'm sweating like a pig, my chest hurts and the muscles in my legs feel like I've run a marathon.

At this rate, I'm going to struggle to get to the off licence.

#pray for spider 

Bloody hard times, these.

Just enjoying a pint of Blood Red IPA from the Neck Oil people, which is most pleasant.

Edited March 11, 20206 yr by boltondiver

Still none in Salford; I’m moving there

 

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england

30 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Still none in Salford; I’m moving there

 

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england

Theres a vacant gaffe since ST vanished off the face of the earth......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Mard arse Manc 😉🇬🇧

46 minutes ago, Spider said:

Not great mate. Ta for asking.

I need to email you later, wil be in touch 🙂

Hope all goes as well as can be expected with your mum mate 👍

Just reviewing the stats;

It isn’t in line with Italy

it isn’t exponential, at the moment

China; first in, first out?

19 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Just reviewing the stats;

It isn’t in line with Italy

it isn’t exponential, at the moment

China; first in, first out?

People who I think are best at modelling don’t think it’s following an exponential pattern anywhere. Really difficult to model on Italy since they went through weeks with no testing. Same as USA.

Whats hard to say is whether actions being taken across countries are holding it back and without it would be exponential or whether infectivity has a different pattern generally. 

Edited March 11, 20206 yr by bwfcfan5

1 minute ago, bwfcfan5 said:

People who I think are best at modelling don’t think it’s following an exponential pattern anywhere. Really difficult to model on Italy since they went through weeks with no testing. Same as USA.

Whats hard to say is whether actions being taken across countries are holding it back and without it would be exponential or whether infectivity has a different pattern generally. 

The best we have at the moment, then, is to increase testing, the result of which will be to create distance.

We might, might, be doing the right things

🤞

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I've sneezed twice today, and a second cold sore has broken out.

Bad covid or good?

Herpes and a cold

Edited March 11, 20206 yr by mickbrown

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Still none in Salford; I’m moving there

 

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england

Covid-19 not brave enough to venture  into Eccles.

9 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

The best we have at the moment, then, is to increase testing, the result of which will be to create distance.

We might, might, be doing the right things

🤞

Fingers crossed mate, but don't tell Mick Brown that, he's returning here in 13 days with his boxing gloves 🤭

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Fingers crossed mate, but don't tell Mick Brown that, he's returning here in 13 days with his boxing gloves 🤭

Didn’t know he was away

His shed should be sufficiently isolated

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

Didn’t know he was away

His shed should be sufficiently isolated

He told me to return for a gunfight at the Wanderersways Wuhan Coral in 14 days.

Italy nearly 200 dead in 24 hours 

Edited March 11, 20206 yr by Rudy’s Message

27 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

The best we have at the moment, then, is to increase testing, the result of which will be to create distance.

We might, might, be doing the right things

🤞

I think so. But we soon will have to move into the next stage. I suspect next week. 

37 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Herpes and a cold

Something as simplex as a cold eh?

33 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Fingers crossed mate, but don't tell Mick Brown that, he's returning here in 13 days with his boxing gloves 🤭

Mentalist - that's exactly what I said we should be doing.

https://mobile.twitter.com/emmevilla/status/1237450744640479239

Mayor of bergamo. Click to translate. Doesn't think they are over the worst of it.