Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

9 hours ago, Spider said:

I bet Iran is worse than China was, but they’ll never admit it.

As bad as it will be with self-isolators having a few days off, as soon as the schools shut we are properly fucked.

 

Mate teaches in Dubai

Schools shut down for next 4 weeks, which is nice for him

I'm ok with working from home, i do it anyway, and as self employed if i watch Netflix i don't get any work done and don't get paid, so no time for skiving

What i would give for two weeks of self isolation though

NewYork next month is still on; just

Edited March 12, 20206 yr by boltondiver

2 hours ago, birch-chorley said:

The flights are empty though apparently, the carriers are having to fly them to keep the slots 

He would be better off banning them 

EU rules innit. 

Edited March 12, 20206 yr by Mounts Kipper

Hearing there will be a discussion about the  CL will be suspended today, and the Euros moving to next summer

1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said:

Mate teaches in Dubai

Schools shut down for next 4 weeks, which is nice for him

I'm ok with working from home, i do it anyway, and as self employed if i watch Netflix i don't get any work done and don't get paid, so no time for skiving

What i would give for two weeks of self isolation though

It wasn't nice they moved the holidays forward 2 weeks with no notice when folk were planning to fly home

Daughters on holiday but then doing 2 weeks teaching by internet

2 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

NBA season has been suspended.

Tom Hanks tested positive for it.

Ace basketball player Tom. Got lots of practice in that  Castaway film.

Trump makes a pointless empty gesture that has no effect. There is already community transmission there. What an absolute thick bellend he is.

2 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Tom Hanks tested positive for it.

That’s just a film, mate.

47 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

EU rules innit. 

Not for the time being.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51818492

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However, European Commission President Ursula Von der Leyen has announced that airlines will be allowed to keep their slots even if they are not flying routes.

"This is a temporary measure, and this temporary measure helps both our industry, but it also helps our environment," she said.

 

Edited March 12, 20206 yr by Cheese

25 minutes ago, Jol_BWFC said:

That’s just a film, mate.

You mean he’s not working on death row as well?

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

You mean he’s not working on death row as well?

Too busy potting shrimp.

12 hours ago, gonzo said:

You need to put it together with flu. And every other dangerous virus. 

Your adding to a problem that already exists making the problem ten times worse.

Why is this notion so hard to grasp?

some people won't be happy until it has killed more people than flu.

6 minutes ago, Jol_BWFC said:

Too busy potting shrimp.

What a shame, wonder if he still has hooch?

2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

What a shame, wonder if he still has hooch?

We're making light of a serious situation here, he's very much at risk catching this virus. You know, on account of the HIV.

9 hours ago, royal white said:

Flights from Europe to America have been banned from Friday for the next 30 days apart from flights from........the UK.

 

 

and also flights from Albania, Andora, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia, Cyprus, Georgia, Ireland, Kosovo, North Macedonia, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Romania, Serbia, Turkey, Ukraine are still allowed as well.

Apparently they're considering banning "goods and cargo" from Europe as well - watch the stock markets fall off a cliff if that does happen

Edited March 12, 20206 yr by Sweep

13 minutes ago, Anderson said:

We're making light of a serious situation here, he's very much at risk catching this virus. You know, on account of the HIV.

Hooch has the HIV?

Edited March 12, 20206 yr by Rudy’s Message

8 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Hooch has the HIV?

Now, I'm not making any accusations, that was all on you. 

FTSE 100 dropped from 7,500 to 5,500 in a month. 

1 hour ago, Mannyroader said:

Ace basketball player Tom. Got lots of practice in that  Castaway film.

Extreme self isolation!

33 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

FTSE 100 dropped from 7,500 to 5,500 in a month. 

What you reckon Rog, invest in Eccles cakes whilst you can?

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

What you reckon Rog, invest in Eccles cakes whilst you can?

I've got my vegetable seeds on the go, and spuds in.

Now there's no danger of Corbyn taking them, I reckon I'll have a nice little supply chain should transport be hit.

Probably feed my street for a day!

La liga games suspended for 2 weeks

Might as well call all games off for the rest of the season and start a fresh next. Liverpool win no league and we'll be in League one 👍

 

 

Edited March 12, 20206 yr by deane koontz

6 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

Might has well call all games off for the rest of the season and start a fresh next. Liverpool win no league and we'll be in League one 👍

 

 

I really think playing behind closed doors is a nonsense. IF public health experts decide crowds can't go then I think they should abandon the season strike it through completely and start again next season IF possible. We'd be on -12 but that's the way it goes. 

McLaren pulled out of the F1 race this weekend after a team member has it, can see the whole race getting pulled in next day