Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

20 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

But Shirley if they’re saying it’s very infectious and transmits quite easily it doesn’t really need proof that large events will be a problem, it’s common sense no?

Open air is far less risky. Evidence that in enclosed spaces that you can catch it in the air even after someone got off a bus for example. Someone caught it in China on a bus when the infected person had departed said bus 30 minutes earlier and there was no shared contact area. 
 

 

Our health minister has it now 

9 minutes ago, fatolive said:

Our health minister has it now 

There is a god

 

Jumped the gun a bit

Thought you meant hancock, the absolute lemon

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23 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Said on the news the virus has been in circulation for a long time in Italy and wasn’t picked up until late, that’s why the death rates are high. 

It's been in wuhan since early December. Got reported internationally from early January, maybe mid Jan. No one took it serious since Italy 2 weeks ago. 

This isn't sars or zika or ebola. Its airborne and it's infectious as fuck (x5) normal flu. Most folk will recover but old fuckers might be fucked from pneumonia. 

I'm not concerned about the virus but the economic fall out of every cunt being off for 2 weeks will destroy so many small firms. 

 

Was in a hospital today up in the North East. Bloke emerged from Trap 1 in the toilets. Did he wash his hands? Did he fuck. People like that need putting down. Simple as that. Depressing 

3 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Was in a hospital today up in the North East. Bloke emerged from Trap 1 in the toilets. Did he wash his hands? Did he fuck. People like that need putting down. Simple as that. Depressing 

Sit down piss? 

M’Bappe diagnosed with it 

Few articles saying they were negative 

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2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

M’Bappe diagnosed with it 

Says online that he’s tested negative? 

3 minutes ago, royal white said:

Says online that he’s tested negative? 

Yeah

First tweet said he’d been diagnosed. And left it at that, then it’s negative. 
 

FAKE NEWS!

22 minutes ago, royal white said:

Sit down piss? 

Is that reason to not wash? Get the fuck out and wash your hands! 

Anyone who doesn't is a tramp. 

3 hours ago, victor meldrew said:

lots of cruises being cancelled, people being given 100%refund and future cruise credits.

not good for self employed travel consultants.

my mrs got a message today from a client saying a cruise was being stopped mid cruise , because of the virus , they will get a full refund, her commission will be taken back from the supplier, hours of work for nothing . again

Yep, I've paid back more this month than I've actually earned.

Now, where's that food bank?

Arsenal V city game called off

So arsenal players self isolating not sure how this works 

they met this geezer on the 27th of last month and played 2 games since 

if that’s the case they should call the next couple of games off going off guidelines 

 

There’ll be some twitching going on in Liverpool now.

9 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

So arsenal players self isolating not sure how this works 

they met this geezer on the 27th of last month and played 2 games since 

if that’s the case they should call the next couple of games off going off guidelines 

 

My thoughts exactly. Makes zero sense the logic they appear to have applied. 

 Interest rates cut by 2/3rds

15 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

 Interest rates cut by 2/3rds

They aren't doing that for a laugh, it's going to be a rocky couple of months I reckon. 

1 minute ago, Winchester White said:

They aren't doing that for a laugh, it's going to be a rocky couple of months I reckon. 

Try years 

As an aside, I don't feel well.

10 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Try years 

Nah, Brexit will be our saviour

40 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

 Interest rates cut by 2/3rds

Be interesting to see if EU drop interest rates, not sure where they can go with it and if they don’t how that effects sterling.  

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7 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Be interesting to see if EU drop interest rates, not sure where they can go with it and if they don’t how that effects sterling.  

Could mean a pint in Beni drops below a Euro!

Every cloud Mounts.

1 hour ago, Spider said:

There’ll be some twitching going on in Liverpool now.

Scrap the season, start afresh in August with everyone where they were last August and with Bury back in L1 with us.

23 minutes ago, Spider said:

Could mean a pint in Beni drops below a Euro!

Every cloud Mounts.

Drop in our interest rates usually means sterling goes south, however the EU needs to do something as Europe is in a far worse position on economy and corona virus trouble Is they haven’t got much they can do to help the economy, let’s hope they can find something that helps. 

1 hour ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

So arsenal players self isolating not sure how this works 

they met this geezer on the 27th of last month and played 2 games since 

if that’s the case they should call the next couple of games off going off guidelines 

 

Now need to self isolate for 14 days since the contact

What I understand they’re gonna need to do is trace everyone they have had contact with since it happened and self isolate until the 14 days from last contact happened

That doesn’t really make sense to me, because how’re now going to trace everyone?