Casino Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Spider said: Anyone got tickets for this? @Casino @Zico Heaven just landed https://www.rivingtonbrewing.co.uk/farm-trip/event-info Me, @Barnstoneworth Whiteand @Steejaywere there last night Cracking set up Quote
Spider Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 33 minutes ago, Casino said: Me, @Barnstoneworth Whiteand @Steejaywere there last night Cracking set up Beer highlights? Quote
Steejay Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 Rough today. Missed my train and had to kill an hour in some Adlington pub. Spilled a pint on the bar (and over some local’s shoes). 🙄 Quote
radcliffe white Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Rudy said: Fuckin gays you lot Imagine the state of them Edited October 1, 2021 by radcliffe white Quote
Rudy Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 Just now, radcliffe white said: Imagine the state of them Like wine connoisseurs but tasting overpriced ‘ale’ “ooh can you taste the grapefruit in that, hmmm im getting a touch of lemon grass and sea salt“ Quote
Spider Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: Like wine connoisseurs but tasting overpriced ‘ale’ “ooh can you taste the grapefruit in that, hmmm im getting a touch of lemon grass and sea salt“ I guess when your palate can only tell the difference between Crisp’n’Dry and Flora oil, artisan beer is always going to be a bridge too far. Your Carling will be served presently. Quote
Zico Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 For @Spider on behalf of @Steejay the beer menu Quote
Spider Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Zico said: For @Spider on behalf of @Steejay the beer menu Fucking hell Theres some headaches and financial punishment in there. Don't tell Youri, he’ll be busy working out how many skipfuls of mass produced vinegar you can get instead. Quote
Zico Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Spider said: Fucking hell Theres some headaches and financial punishment in there. Don't tell Youri, he’ll be busy working out how many skipfuls of mass produced vinegar you can get instead. Have a Pomona Island Drums Please for me Quote
Zico Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 @Steejay @Casino Was this beer festival territory with 1/3 pint sample glasses? i see they have a tick box next to each beer on the menu but you're not getting far if it's pints Quote
Spider Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 Just now, Zico said: @Steejay @Casino Was this beer festival territory with 1/3 pint sample glasses? i see they have a tick box next to each beer on the menu but you're not getting far if it's pints You’re not getting far on thirds Quote
Rudy Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 46 minutes ago, Spider said: I guess when your palate can only tell the difference between Crisp’n’Dry and Flora oil, artisan beer is always going to be a bridge too far. Your Carling will be served presently. Short memories. Seem to remember you posting about drinking Budweiser. Quote
Spider Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: Short memories. Seem to remember you posting about drinking Budweiser. I can drink your drinks alas, you cannot understand mine. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 (edited) Jesus wept... Sound like one of Del Boy's concoctions some of them... Take a copy to Antwerp, Bruges, Bremen, Brno or Berlin... You'd give them such a laugh - it'd be free (real) beer all round. It's pure emperor's new clothes and if this craze is still going in ten years I'll eat my topper. Artisan = Unsanitary. Full bodied = Totally laden with Aldehydes. Fruit tones = "Jesus, this really does taste like dogshit, tip a couple of those catering cans of Mango Pulp and chuck a load of Pectolase in it..." You get what you pay for = Two hipsters want to buy a nightclub in Croatia, and a couple of Yachts. 'Farm' = Former Asbestos Sheeting Plant. Contains Lactose = We didn't yeast it enough so slung some Smart Price Long Life Milk in two days before pressure tanking it and hoped for the best. 'Session Ale' = We actually forked out on sterile foils for the tank, so you can drink more than three pints without going blind and the cans won't distend before exploding. No Prices - Gullible twats will pay owt, they'd rather have three pints for £28 and run home to be hit by their wife with a rolling pin for being pissed than disappear for four days resurfacing £1500 lighter and with amnesia only remedied by reading credit/debit card statements. Edited October 1, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 11 minutes ago, Rudy said: Short memories. Seem to remember you posting about drinking Budweiser. Dunno what's up with Rapeseed Oil or Sunflower Seed Oil either... Personally I'd use unbranded cheaper stuff, but each to their own. Top memory, Rudy. I seemed to remember sommat like "Served ice cold, 'Bud' is a nice drop and an easy start to a session..." Quote
Rudy Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, Spider said: I can drink your drinks alas, you cannot understand mine. You have a chest freezer of fosters coors Budweiser . Cover them up with a rivington visionay, and brew dog Taragon and saffron IPA for when Cas & Stephen (with a P) come round to discuss the aroma Hmmm is this a 97 or a 98? oooh the 98 has that mahogany aroma that the 97 doesn’t have Quote
Spider Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Dunno what's up with Rapeseed Oil or Sunflower Seed Oil either... Personally I'd use unbranded cheaper stuff, but each to their own. Top memory, Rudy. I seemed to remember sommat like "Served ice cold, 'Bud' is a nice drop and an easy start to a session..." Hair triggers, you two 😘 Quote
Rudy Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 20 minutes ago, Spider said: Hair triggers, you two 😘 That it? god you’re boring probably all that wheatgrass beer Quote
Spider Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: That it? god you’re boring probably all that wheatgrass beer I’m drinking wine tonight. A £5 bottle of swill from some Australian producer that probably employs dozens of simple outback lads with yellow teeth to stir the antifreeze into the silos. I’ll have a thick head and swollen gums in the morning. But a pint of whatever piss they serve at the Reebok will straighten me out mid-afternoon whilst I watch us humiliate the Salopians. The danger is the new bottle of bourbon I was given as a present yesterday - an Old Forester that really shouldn’t be supped after wine and beer. Im on a tightrope Quote
Barnstoneworth White Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 There was a Rivi/Overtone colab on toneet, it was bloody good. 🍻 Quote
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