Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Casino]

1 hour ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Just back from the game and opened a Brewdog X Mikkeller Urban Fog and the wife walked in the room and said "Why does it smell of piss and pineapple in here?".

 

How did you explain the pineapple smell?

[Spider]

I’m drinking this Scottish nonsense tonight, if that’s ok with the fucking ale Police:

 

[ErnestTurnip]

32 minutes ago, Casino said:

How did you explain the pineapple smell?

Actually made me laugh that.

Went to the Innis & Gunn tap when me and her visited Edinburgh and although it was a bit pricey they had some nice stuff on offer.

[bolton_blondie]

Third weekend in a row out. Not gonna end well this. 

[Zico]

2 hours ago, Spider said:

I’m drinking this Scottish nonsense tonight, if that’s ok with the fucking ale Police:

 

Innis and Gun is wank and not craft and why anti craft folk think craft is wank 

I had a beer of there's once which was a beer spirit oak barrel mix 

It was wank 

You wanker 

Wank

 

[Not in Crawley]

2 hours ago, Casino said:

See, youre just showing your ignorance

Unfortunately we've got enough craft ale bars round here than I could shake a hipsters mustache at and after many hours and much money drinking these ales I have come to the sensible conclusion that's there's a shit load of emperors new clothes out there masquerading as tasty beverages when there is a stunning similarity between loads of them. Especially the American IPAs.

Come and join me on a south London pub crawl, its a 6 pound grapefruit tastic crafy ale fest!

[Not in Crawley]

And don't get me started on the pop up breweries. It's like drinking really strong dishwater.

[Spider]

9 minutes ago, Zico said:

Innis and Gun is wank and not craft and why anti craft folk think craft is wank 

I had a beer of there's once which was a beer spirit oak barrel mix 

It was wank 

You wanker 

Wank

 

I’ve drank 4 of them and it’s just lager.

a bit meh.

Im currently in the doghouse for having a game of Red Light Green Light with the kids and a nerf gun, with the Squid Game theme playing in the background.

So I’m cracking the bourbon open and thus navigating the minefield of craft ale by getting gently mullered on distilled  corn.

So stick that in your fucking pipe

[Spider]

I’ve just realised

And it’s an odd one

But Posh Spice, Beckhams wench, has more than a passing resemblance to Chris Eubank.

Seriously, have a closer look. It’s mental.

[Spider]

And Mel C would get to go first.

Even though she’s scouse.

 

[Rudy]

33 minutes ago, Spider said:

And Mel C would get to go first.

Even though she’s scouse.

 

She’d be great 

[Casino]

58 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Unfortunately we've got enough craft ale bars round here than I could shake a hipsters mustache at and after many hours and much money drinking these ales I have come to the sensible conclusion that's there's a shit load of emperors new clothes out there masquerading as tasty beverages when there is a stunning similarity between loads of them. Especially the American IPAs.

Come and join me on a south London pub crawl, its a 6 pound grapefruit tastic crafy ale fest!

They don't all taste of grapefruit

Fact

[Rudy]

Some taste of bleach and denial 

[Casino]

14 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Some taste of bleach and denial 

Another topic you know nowt about

[Youri McAnespie]

Enjoying a faux craft Meantime London Lager, 4.5%, bit different, nice and cold. 69p for 330ml.

Ingredients: Water, Malted Barley, Hops.

No milk, no pine needles, no banana bread, no mango, no milk, no guava and no fecking grapefruit...

No, just beer, beer as it's been brewed in accordance with The Reinheitsgebot of 1516.

And because it's not rammed with adulterants and brewed in sterile conditions it isn't rammed with aldehydes - so it doesn't taste and feel like it's been laced with Amyl Nitrate 'Poppers'.

I could sup all ten tins (of this London Lager) and not be staggering around mouthing mumbo-jumbo. They cost £6.90.

Wake up fresh as the morning dew.

And not like I've been mugged off to the tune of fifty quid+ to feel like deep-fried dogshit ' til Tuesday.

[Spider]

7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Enjoying a faux craft Meantime London Lager, 4.5%, bit different, nice and cold. 69p for 330ml.

Ingredients: Water, Malted Barley, Hops.

No milk, no pine needles, no banana bread, no mango, no milk, no guava and no fecking grapefruit...

No, just beer, beer as it's been brewed in accordance with The Reinheitsgebot of 1516.

And because it's not rammed with adulterants and brewed in sterile conditions it isn't rammed with aldehydes - so it doesn't taste and feel like it's been laced with Amyl Nitrate 'Poppers'.

I could sup all ten tins (of this London Lager) and not be staggering around mouthing mumbo-jumbo. They cost £6.90.

Wake up fresh as the morning dew.

And not like I've been mugged off to the tune of fifty quid+ to feel like deep-fried dogshit ' til Tuesday.

Woodford Reserve for me

I don’t care if it’s been distilled through a pair of knickers you found in a bus shelter on Bradford Rd., it tastes delicious.

The preservatives in your beer are a heady cocktail of carcinogens borrowed from the stockpiles of tobacco companies.

that’s why you’ll drink the lot.

[Youri McAnespie]

Beer in tins doesn't have preservatives.

Whether it be Cloudywater Rivvy Barm Collab rrp 9.8 or Skol rrp 59p...

The resipiring of the yeast produces cO2, which kills nasties.

That's why small beer was drunk instead of water in past times.

Aldehydes prevelant in backyard bathtub exploding ales are only mildly noxious, they will pickle your brain and liver as quadrupley quickly as sterile brew 'mass market' crap like Meantime's product.

I'm satiated with one can anyway. Off to bed, to sleep, not wrestle alligators as I sweat out toxins.

N-Acetyl Cysteine is your friend if you keep supping that shite.

Converts the Aldehyde into simple harmless acetic acid - vinegar.

You'll just piss it out instead of it remaining as aldehyde without (nac) and pumping around your body for two or three days as your Powfagged liver tirelessly sifts it out...

[bolton_blondie]

That is the last time I go out in town. Why do men think rubbing their erect ljtttle penises against you is some massive jurn on? 

[Rudy]

8 hours ago, Casino said:

Another topic you know nowt about

There go my mastermind chances 

[Not in Crawley]

9 hours ago, Casino said:

They don't all taste of grapefruit

Fact

Prove it. Name me one that doesn't taste like Carmen Miranda's wardrobe.

[Not in Crawley]

7 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Enjoying a faux craft Meantime London Lager, 4.5%, bit different, nice and cold. 69p for 330ml.

Ingredients: Water, Malted Barley, Hops.

No milk, no pine needles, no banana bread, no mango, no milk, no guava and no fecking grapefruit...

No, just beer, beer as it's been brewed in accordance with The Reinheitsgebot of 1516.

And because it's not rammed with adulterants and brewed in sterile conditions it isn't rammed with aldehydes - so it doesn't taste and feel like it's been laced with Amyl Nitrate 'Poppers'.

I could sup all ten tins (of this London Lager) and not be staggering around mouthing mumbo-jumbo. They cost £6.90.

Wake up fresh as the morning dew.

And not like I've been mugged off to the tune of fifty quid+ to feel like deep-fried dogshit ' til Tuesday.

Seeing my sister at the marathon, will be having one today as that's all they sell in Greenwich fancy pubs.

[Rudy]

Each to their own with the craft beers I like ripping spider and Cas because it’s funny to me, I wouldn’t pay those prices but at the same time I would part with 50 dabs to stick Cecil up my nose and some people wouldn’t spend £60 on a new strain of marijuana ☺️

[jayjayoghani]

6 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

That is the last time I go out in town. Why do men think rubbing their erect ljtttle penises against you is some massive jurn on? 

Disgraceful. You should follow this up with the bar in which it happened. If there's footage, go to the police. 

[Spider]

6 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

That is the last time I go out in town. Why do men think rubbing their erect ljtttle penises against you is some massive jurn on? 

Size queen

[Steejay]

On 02/10/2021 at 00:53, Barnstoneworth White said:

There was a Rivi/Overtone colab on toneet, it was bloody good. 🍻

Keg had sold out by Sunday lunch.

 I bought some cans from the fridge and just had one - nectar.

I’m taking the other three to bed with me tonight, I love them so much.

Only £6 a can.