Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Youri McAnespie]

ONLY?

Only?

Ha!

These brewers are laughing their cocks off at you whilst thumbing through Maserati brochures.

10x330ml Cans of Meantime London Lager or Pale Ale for £6.90 (Home Bargains)...

Are they using 'special' malted barley, hops and water to make the six quid can piss?

Or is it all the extras like punnets of Physalis or Lychee and banana bread and pine nut essence.

What a load of shit.

It's like watching full grown adults act like kids over intrinsically worthless shite like pogs, or Pokemon cards or Adidas Predator boots.

[Steejay]

Ah, never let’s you down. 😁

[Youri McAnespie]

Beer = Water, Malted Barley, Hops.

Nothing else.

[ErnestTurnip]

Yeast maybe?

[Youri McAnespie]

It's used but not counted as an ingredient.

I checked.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Is barley wine a beer or a wine?

[Barnstoneworth White]

2 hours ago, Steejay said:

Keg had sold out by Sunday lunch.

 I bought some cans from the fridge and just had one - nectar.

I’m taking the other three to bed with me tonight, I love them so much.

Only £6 a can.

I bought a couple of cans that you recommended, the Rivi and Croatian brewery colab the other night, they were excellent 👌 

[Zico]

Rivvy Brewery to expand

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/19622147.rivington-brewery-tap-house-idyllic-setting-plans-expansion/?ref=erec

We should have a WWays meet up

@Youri McAnespie can be guest of honour, doesn't have to buy any ale though, we'll just all chip in and let him drink til he drops

[Spider]

25 minutes ago, Zico said:

Rivvy Brewery to expand

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/19622147.rivington-brewery-tap-house-idyllic-setting-plans-expansion/?ref=erec

We should have a WWays meet up

@Youri McAnespie can be guest of honour, doesn't have to buy any ale though, we'll just all chip in and let him drink til he drops

I suspect getting Youri to drop from drinking is something even Rishi couldn't afford to pay for

[Casino]

It's a lovely set up

Just a pity it's in the middle of nowhere

But again, no riff raff

[jmjhb]

Went to Bury Saturday night

Broad Street Social is well worth visiting

[Zico]

On 02/10/2021 at 21:51, Spider said:

I’ve drank 4 of them and it’s just lager.

a bit meh.

Im currently in the doghouse for having a game of Red Light Green Light with the kids and a nerf gun, with the Squid Game theme playing in the background.

If you're going to do it, you need to do it properly 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09HCCQVZR/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_6R6K2DM92N36ZBS2EZ7E

 

[Casino]

1 hour ago, jmjhb said:

Went to Bury Saturday night

Broad Street Social is well worth visiting

Is it all brewsmiths, or do they have others on?

[jmjhb]

13 minutes ago, Casino said:

Is it all brewsmiths, or do they have others on?

Usually 3-4 Brewsmith on cask and the rest and all keg usually guest

This was the board on Saturday

[Casino]

Cheers

Might give that a go

There was another rammy brewery, not irwell, but i think they gave up

May have had a place up st helens road for a short time

 

Have you tried tinhead...nice little bar, but beers a bit bland for me

[Escobarp]

4 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

Usually 3-4 Brewsmith on cask and the rest and all keg usually guest

This was the board on Saturday

The Thornbridge green mountain is delightful. Was drinking it in Leeds. Lovely pint 

[jmjhb]

You should, it's cracking

Are you thinking of Rammy Craft? Head brewer re-started as Strata but he just gave it up for a brewing job in the Cayman Islands

[Casino]

2 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

You should, it's cracking

Are you thinking of Rammy Craft? Head brewer re-started as Strata but he just gave it up for a brewing job in the Cayman Islands

Thatll be them

Think it had a semi pop up place

Next thing, they were rounding up the minikegs

[jmjhb]

Anyway before that I popped in Trackside and everyone was in a tuxedo or cocktail dress

Turns out it was one of their 'premium nights' on the steam train, checked the price out of interest and it was £82 a head for 2 hours on the train! I'd definitely want a swingers party for that price

Edited October 4, 2021 by jmjhb

[MancWanderer]

Gone off beer mostly. Just tasteless shite in general. Stick to Guinness if I'm out and if not Guinness then I'll go for a "craft ale" as they at least have some sort of flavour. There's quite a few good ones from microbreweries in Manc. Runaway is a good one but admittedly they can be a bit hit and miss

[Zico]

26 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

Usually 3-4 Brewsmith on cask and the rest and all keg usually guest

This was the board on Saturday

Nice little selection that

[Youri McAnespie]

3 hours ago, Zico said:

Rivvy Brewery to expand

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/19622147.rivington-brewery-tap-house-idyllic-setting-plans-expansion/?ref=erec

We should have a WWays meet up

@Youri McAnespie can be guest of honour, doesn't have to buy any ale though, we'll just all chip in and let him drink til he drops

Very kind, but I have got pissed on Craft in the past. The last time with some younger relative and friends of his, around the NQ and up to The Marble Arch six pubs/bars about eight drinks about £55+ lighter.

It seemed churlish and tightfisted to try and steer them to The Old Monkey instead.

I wasn't THAT pissed when we adjourned, but I completely puked my ring up in Piccadilly Station.

This was a Saturday, I still had a bad head on Thursday.

Never ever again.

I haven't the foggiest what they stick in it, but the pissedness/hangover ratio was all to cock.

One may as well sit on a park bench with eight Perla Black...

It's lots cheaper and there's less weird superfluous ingredients in the tipple of choice for Polish vagrants (and Rudy).

 

[Spider]

10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Very kind, but I have got pissed on Craft in the past. The last time with some younger relative and friends of his, around the NQ and up to The Marble Arch six pubs/bars about eight drinks about £55+ lighter.

It seemed churlish and tightfisted to try and steer them to The Old Monkey instead.

I wasn't THAT pissed when we adjourned, but I completely puked my ring up in Piccadilly Station.

This was a Saturday, I still had a bad head on Thursday.

Never ever again.

I haven't the foggiest what they stick in it, but the pissedness/hangover ratio was all to cock.

One may as well sit on a park bench with eight Perla Black...

It's lots cheaper and there's less weird superfluous ingredients in the tipple of choice for Polish vagrants (and Rudy).

 

Someone fancies a Budweiser….

[Youri McAnespie]

41 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

You should, it's cracking

Are you thinking of Rammy Craft? Head brewer re-started as Strata but he just gave it up after making £87m in a year flogging pints of piss for 9.5, 330ml cans for 7.8 to gullible more money than sense crafty wankers. He retired to the tax haven that is the Cayman Islands...

EFA.

[Youri McAnespie]

14 minutes ago, Spider said:

Someone fancies a Budweiser….

The last time I was even offered one I refused, about eight years ago. I could've drunk the entire lot and not been pissed, I drank actual girl drinks (Prosecco, GnT, screwdrivers etc.) instead of girl man drink 'Bud'.

Some of those monstrosities on that menu last week...fuck mop, contains Lactose wtf?

Water, Malted Barley, Hops - £2-3 max cans or bottles, £4.50 pint tops.

It's not hard, my countrymen, Germany, has stuck to this recipe for ^ half a millennium. Done them no harm.

No squishing Christmas pudding or Jamaican Ginger cake into the mash ton for those lads.

If someone wants to buy me Guinness all day and night then they'd be welcome to.

Wear pants and a jacket with big buggery pockets stuffed with tenners.

Edited October 4, 2021 by Youri McAnespie