In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

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Absolute and utter nut job.

 

Yeah, its 6 or more quid for some pints, but it keeps the peasants out

Well worth the investment

5 minutes ago, Casino said:

Yeah, its 6 or more quid for some pints, but it keeps the peasants out

Well worth the investment

Bet you don’t see many folk in track suit pants 

So, this farm thing, you pay £15 for the privilege of being allowed in so you can buy hipster beer at £6+ per pint?

Just now, Traf said:

So, this farm thing, you pay £15 for the privilege of being allowed in so you can buy hipster beer at £6+ per pint?

Yes.

Youri has tickets for the entire weekend

16 minutes ago, Casino said:

Yeah, its 6 or more quid for some pints, but it keeps the peasants out

Well worth the investment

That’s the most pretentious thing I think I’ve heard on here that didn’t involve politics 

Pretentious, moi?

1 hour ago, Traf said:

So, this farm thing, you pay £15 for the privilege of being allowed in so you can buy hipster beer at £6+ per pint?

Even I couldn't go for that and I love them.

Think you got a glass. 

1 hour ago, Traf said:

So, this ex rural industrial site (out of the way of built up residential areas because they used to produce hazardous stuff like asbestos and arsenic on site) thing, you pay £15 for the privilege of being allowed in so you can buy hipster beer at £6+ per pint?

EFA.

As for 'peasants' - I could be Geoff Bezos and I wouldn't pay those prices...

Pine needles and milk have no place whatsoever in ale.

I reckon' these so-called 'collabs' are just to firm up mutual pacts of silence over the murky side of this industry...It prevents 'rival' brewers breaking ranks and spilling the beans/whistleblowing.

I'd be quite happy for the little Emperors to continue indulging in their fad, if only their capitulation to being overcharged didn't cause a wholesale upscaling of price across the board with ALL ale and booze.

That isn't on.

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

EFA.

As for 'peasants' - I could be Geoff Bezos and I wouldn't pay those prices...

Pine needles and milk have no place whatsoever in ale.

I reckon' these so-called 'collabs' are just to firm up mutual pacts of silence over the murky side of this industry...It prevents 'rival' brewers breaking ranks and spilling the beans/whistleblowing.

I'd be quite happy for the little Emperors to continue indulging in their fad, if only their capitulation to being overcharged didn't cause a wholesale upscaling of price across the board with ALL ale and booze.

That isn't on.

Turps is still £0.69 at the bric-a-brac shop in town.

 

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Turps is still £0.69 at the bric-a-brac shop in town.

 

If it was in a fancy can with a gay name priced at £11 you’d buy it 

Just now, Rudy said:

If it was in a fancy can with a gay name priced at £11 you’d buy it 

😁😁😁

chapeau, monsieur

45 minutes ago, Spider said:

Turps is still £0.69 at the bric-a-brac shop in town.

 

24x300ml for £16 at Morrison's - Your old favourite...

Served "ice cold", of course...

https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/budweiser-lager-beer-bottles-300069011

I could probably nip to Home Bargains or Aldi right now and spend about £6-7, the price of a single can from Tommy Robinson's BeerGyppery, and purchase five or six cans that, blind tasted against some Rivi Crusty Mango bongwater DIPA you'd never had before...

You wouldn't tell which from which.

That goes for all of you.

Wine tasting is art criticism.

Craft ale supping is a piss poor excuse for getting drunk on overpriced trampjuice.

 

3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I could probably nip to Home Bargains or Aldi right now and spend about £6-7, the price of a single can from Tommy Robinson's BeerGyppery, and purchase five or six cans that, blind tasted against some Rivi Crusty Mango bongwater DIPA you'd never had before...

You wouldn't tell which from which.

That goes for all of you.

Wine tasting is art criticism.

Craft ale supping is a piss poor excuse for getting drunk on overpriced trampjuice.

 

I’ve tried all the Aldi craft ales and whilst they’re ok, for the main part they feel like there’s something missing.

Probably aldehydes. But I like them, so bring it on.

Again. They all taste like grapefruit and they all taste shit.

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Again. They all taste like grapefruit and they all taste shit.

You probably prefer EU beers you massive fucking traitor

1 minute ago, Spider said:

You probably prefer EU beers you massive fucking traitor

I'm more of a wine man these days 😁

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

I'm more of a wine man these days 😁

We make wine here.

Some of it is very good but tends to be pricier than that foreign muck that’s full of antifreeze and farmhand sperm.

Buying forrin wine is basically a win for remainers

1 minute ago, Spider said:

We make wine here.

Some of it is very good but tends to be pricier than that foreign muck that’s full of antifreeze and farmhand sperm.

Buying forrin wine is basically a win for remainers

Been to a couple if decent vineyards in Kent. Very nice indeed, if a little pricey as you say. Chapel Down was the nicest.

M&S do a great English wine. Balfour it’s called. Chardonnay and Ortega. £13. Not cheap but veh veh nice. 

27 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I'm more of a wine man these days 😁

And cock

Just back from the game and opened a Brewdog X Mikkeller Urban Fog and the wife walked in the room and said "Why does it smell of piss and pineapple in here?".

 

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Again. They all taste like grapefruit and they all taste shit.

See, youre just showing your ignorance

1 hour ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Just back from the game and opened a Brewdog X Mikkeller Urban Fog and the wife walked in the room and said "Why does it smell of piss and pineapple in here?".

 

How did you explain the pineapple smell?