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1 minute ago, Francis Fogarty said:

When the pubs were shut during that Covid business it never bothered me, as I don't drink in the house because the wife won't let me, so didn't have a choice. 

Soon as I could get out for a pint though I was like a dog with two dicks.

EFA.....

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Fuckin Russians ruining vodka for us have to drink Ukrainian moonshine instead 

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Im supping for @Spider so he doesnt need to feel bad

I feel happy and slightly violated at the support.

Im drinking fizzy water

51 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Fuckin Russians ruining vodka for us have to drink Ukrainian moonshine instead 

Ever tried Ukrainian vodka? It's top end. Stuff I've ever had made me feel high rather then drunk.

My Dad brings me back kiev's finest moonshine.. decent stuff and strong as fuck. Except one lot that smelt and tasted like rotten eggs. Once you've had a few it's fine 🙂 

4 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

Ever tried Ukrainian vodka? It's top end. Stuff I've ever had made me feel high rather then drunk.

My Dad brings me back kiev's finest moonshine.. decent stuff and strong as fuck. Except one lot that smelt and tasted like rotten eggs. Once you've had a few it's fine 🙂 

Got really drunk waiting for the UFC ppv and ordered Nermioff because of the adverts. Nice surprise 10 days later 😁

39 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Got really drunk waiting for the UFC ppv and ordered Nermioff because of the adverts. Nice surprise 10 days later 😁

Couldn't tell you the name of the stuff I've had. Never had that one though.

Last bit I had was during the last euros when my Dad was last down.

Bottle came out and between 6 of us it was gone in about 30 mins.

always shots... downed in one. 

Ukrainians make a toast to everything. 

Budmo!

4 hours ago, Traf said:

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He's definitely meant hours not days there hasn't he...

12 hours ago, stevieb said:

He's definitely meant hours not days there hasn't he...

I wish.

i will say this

Paulaner 0.0% Weissbier is the best of the zero% bunch.

Its genuinely something you could enjoy driving along the M6 of a Monday afternoon too.

9 hours ago, Spider said:

I wish.

i will say this

Paulaner 0.0% Weissbier is the best of the zero% bunch.

Its genuinely something you could enjoy driving along the M6 of a Monday afternoon too.

0% ale?

Belongs in the same bin as decaf coffee and quorn.

On 12/03/2022 at 19:53, Spider said:

I wish.

i will say this

Paulaner 0.0% Weissbier is the best of the zero% bunch.

Its genuinely something you could enjoy driving along the M6 of a Monday afternoon too.

When are you out of rehab? And how are the meetings going? Stay strong 🙏🏼

10 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

When are you out of rehab? And how are the meetings going? Stay strong 🙏🏼

Friday

its a self-imposed sentence. Not dryanuary, or some “ look at me look at me” social media nonsense. Just a random few weeks.

it’s been shit and the benefits negligible.

My burnt out liver and kidneys would probably argue the toss but I’m not going to pontificate about it being a new me, or some re-energised whatever

i just want a beer.

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

It's a self-imposed sentence. it’s been shit and the benefits negligible.

That's all we need to know.

Please remind people considering abstinence in the future.

I can think of nothing worse than not having a drink at the moment. Deffo be throwing myself under the 524. Stop trying to be healthy you weirdos. 

4 minutes ago, Traf said:

That's all we need to know.

Please remind people considering abstinence in the future.

I will

Genuinely, I get that physically it’s given me organs a bit of a breather, but the last 4 weekends have been boring as shit.

im not an alky, so I’m happy enough.

Ill do the next few days but on Friday, I’m diving off the wagon like Tom fucking Daley

2 hours ago, Spider said:

I’m diving off the wagon like Tom fucking Daley

Sucking cocks and knitting?

20 minutes ago, Traf said:

Sucking cocks and knitting?

Sucking a cock unless they're those kinky types - he's married to that Dustin Gee.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

I will

Genuinely, I get that physically it’s given me organs a bit of a breather, but the last 4 weekends have been boring as shit.

im not an alky, so I’m happy enough.

Ill do the next few days but on Friday, I’m diving off the wagon like Tom fucking Daley

Will you be wearing the little pants? Asking for a friend. Me I’m friend. 

He's getting married to Dustin Hoffman in a wedding dress at then bumming each other, at night, after getting pissed up on 0% catpiss.

27 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Will you be wearing the little pants? Asking for a friend. Me I’m friend. 

I will if you’ll drink Guinness out of my high heels

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

I will if you’ll drink Guinness out of my high heels

What’s the catch?

Abstaining from beer is for alcoholics and homos. 

14 minutes ago, tomski said:

Abstaining from beer is for alcoholics and homos. 

I may be both

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

I may be both

Defo one. Probably over worrying on alky stuff

2 hours ago, tomski said:

Defo one. Probably over worrying on alky stuff

This is going to be me after about 4 hours back on it this Friday 

 

 

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