Casino Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 1 hour ago, jayjayoghani said: Glorified alcopops you get a schooner of 3% and stfu Quote
stevieb Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 2 hours ago, jayjayoghani said: Glorified alcoholics anonymous That's what this thread is Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 Ooh, ooh, look at me, look at me, I go to Tommy Balls and pay £8 for a can that explodes, because it's laced with smartprice Grapefruit juice. It's fucking catpiss - drink fucking wine if you want to delude yourself - never under a tenner a bottle. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 12 estrella and a bottle of gin. Tonights one of those nights my dad is gonna remind me what a disgrace i am. Quote
MickyD Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 14 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: One's mine He’ll soon be pissed! Quote
Traf Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 51 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: One's mine The mango sour in the sippable cup? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Traf said: The mango sour in the sippable cup? Prob tastes less shit. Quote
Traf Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 Hipsters would love their drink in bottles like that, it's the natural progresion for the vapers. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Traf said: Hipsters would love their drink in bottles like that, it's the natural progresion for the vapers. £8 a bottle too Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Spider said: On your marks… Sommat from the Belmont bleachworks from Tommy Trinder's - £8 a can? Quote
Spider Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Sommat from the Belmont bleachworks from Tommy Trinder's - £8 a can? Fiver. Worth every penny, every drop of Smartprice grapefruit juice, every fish scale, every half-arsed bit of packaging. Twas delicious. Quote
Zico Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 22 hours ago, Spider said: I’m into the final hours. My only decision is what to start with and when.. What did decide upon? Quote
Spider Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Zico said: What did decide upon? See above Interior decorator and Woodford reserve Quote
Zico Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Spider said: See above Interior decorator and Woodford reserve Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Spider said: Fiver. Worth every penny, every drop of Smartprice grapefruit juice, every fish scale, every half-arsed bit of packaging. Twas delicious. Five quid a can? Even Crawley wouldn't pay that for pub drink in London. You are aware McCewans Export is about a fiver for four? Tommy Simpson is laughing his cock off lying in his Amalfi pool laughing like a fat blob at you gullible lot. You can get an acceptable wine for a few quid more, he probably shuts at 7pm so he can stop laughing before he boards his private jet to Italy. Edited March 18, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Spider Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Five quid a can? Even Crawley wouldn't pay that for pub drink in London. You are aware McCewans Export is about a fiver for four? Tommy Simpson is laughing his cock off lying in his Amalfi pool laughing like a fat blob at you gullible lot. You can get an acceptable wine for a few quid more, he probably shuts at 7pm so he can stop laughing before he boards his private jet to Italy. He shuts at 6. after a long day of curating drinking lists for the more discerning pisspot, he deserves to retire to a luxurious bolthole in the sun. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 43 minutes ago, Spider said: I convince myself I wasn't brought up in GL and didn't take a bowl to Eustace Street chippy in my slippers. I drank Kestrel lager. EFA. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Spider said: He shuts at 6. after a long day of curating drinking lists for the more discerning pisspot, he deserves to retire to a luxurious bolthole in the sun. After a short day of gypping mugs who imagine they have a palate he spends an hour laughing at you all. He pays, 50p per can, fact. Edited March 18, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Spider Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: EFA. Swap slippers for moon boots and you’ve painted a fairly accurate picture Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, Spider said: Swap slippers for moon boots and you’ve painted a fairly accurate picture We stoned some lad for wearing moonboots with mudbombs, he retreated to his 'aunties' (just a neighbour in reality) garden, we ensieged him and shouted "come out Moonboots" - I wouldnt mind but it was in June or July, Quote
RoadRunnerFan Posted March 18, 2022 Posted March 18, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Zico said: He could murder 4 Czechoslovakian Pilsners Edited March 18, 2022 by RoadRunnerFan Quote
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