Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Casino]

Not been a good night

[Traf]

3 hours ago, Zico said:

£1.50 for a 7.2% can 

I'll drive to wherever this is

Asda, mate

[Guest]

15 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Another 'lunch' user mr. La di da Frenchman, it's your dinner, unless it's cheese butties in clingfilm and a bag of crisps.

It is, you are right.

[bolton_blondie]

Could do with going out and having a pint but all my mates are shit heads and are spending time with their husbands and kids. 

Weirdos. 

[little whitt]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Could do with going out and having a pint but all my mates are shit heads and are spending time with their husbands and kids. 

Weirdos. 

crown faceing me Outside 

is like Costa del Benidorm 

[bolton_blondie]

2 hours ago, little whitt said:

crown faceing me Outside 

is like Costa del Benidorm 

Any fit blokes? I'm on my way if so. 

[little whitt]

13 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Any fit blokes? I'm on my way if so. 

of course its Horwich 😜

[bolton_blondie]

6 minutes ago, little whitt said:

of course its Horwich 😜

Got to be better than Little Lever 😂

[MickyD]

Went in Crofters, Bradshaw last night. Happy hour 4-7 (I know, I know!) 4 Gin and mixer for a tenner, bottled beers, 4 for a tenner, premium lagers £3/pint. 
 

Belting night then No Name, Nook & Cranny and Bill & Coo on way home made the walk up Hough Fold fairly wobbly.

[bolton_blondie]

46 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Went in Crofters, Bradshaw last night. Happy hour 4-7 (I know, I know!) 4 Gin and mixer for a tenner, bottled beers, 4 for a tenner, premium lagers £3/pint. 
 

Belting night then No Name, Nook & Cranny and Bill & Coo on way home made the walk up Hough Fold fairly wobbly.

I really don't like the crofters. Some of the clientèle are proper bell ends. Wanna tey Nook & Cranny and Bill & Coo though. 

[MickyD]

8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I really don't like the crofters. Some of the clientèle are proper bell ends. Wanna tey Nook & Cranny and Bill & Coo though. 

To be honest, the bell-ends don’t get out so early although maybe that’s why they have introduced the happy (3) hours.

[bolton_blondie]

6 minutes ago, MickyD said:

To be honest, the bell-ends don’t get out so early although maybe that’s why they have introduced the happy (3) hours.

Fair dos. I like Harwood. 

[Escobarp]

Bangkok. Let’s be having you
🍺 

Edited March 27, 2022 by Escobarp

[Youri McAnespie]

Every time I've reluctantly been in The Crofters the queue for the bog cubicles stretched out of the door. Makes Fanny's look like a spit and sawdust pickled eggs pub, they are both frequented by twats, how the former manages to sell food is a mystery - such is the abundance of wanker dust.

[bolton_blondie]

53 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Bangkok. Let’s be having you
🍺

Don't be going in bareback 👍

[tomski]

12 hours ago, MickyD said:

To be honest, the bell-ends don’t get out so early although maybe that’s why they have introduced the happy (3) hours.

Good to know. Not tried Crofters since moving here yet. May have a mooch down for an afternoon in summer

[Escobarp]

54 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Don't be going in bareback 👍

No I make them bag up don’t worry 

[bolton_blondie]

Wednrsday night pornstars and redwine aint big or clever. But I've fucking enjoyed it 😬

[Spider]

11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Wednrsday night pornstars and redwine aint big or clever. But I've fucking enjoyed it 😬

Be a fun school run in the morning...

[bolton_blondie]

34 minutes ago, Spider said:

Be a fun school run in the morning...

Be reet. Give other mums summat talk about. 

They prob already are. Slags. Might shag their boring husbands 🙄

Edited March 30, 2022 by bolton_blondie

[stevieb]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Wednrsday night pornstars and redwine aint big or clever. But I've fucking enjoyed it 😬

I was looking on Netflix for Pornstars thinking it was a series! 🤣 

Turn up tomorrow in walk of shame clobber. You'll still out do the pyjama mum scrotes. Be reet! 

[little whitt]

15 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Wednrsday night pornstars and redwine aint big or clever. But I've fucking enjoyed it 😬

not in your summer dress 

it was Bastard Snowing 

[bolton_blondie]

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

not in your summer dress 

it was Bastard Snowing 

I did. Bare legs the lot. I'm a Northern bird. Im hard as nails. 

[jmjhb]

 

[bolton_blondie]

Twice in a week. This time, I'm out out 👀