Moderators Zico Posted November 17, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 17, 2020 Lulu probably covers more than one decade for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Another for the lucky 50's club... Liz Hurley. Google image search her name and 'bikini'... Thank me later. It'd be a dream come true to have a missus like that in your 50's. She could easily have a toyboy half her age. Yeah but Shane Warne has been there, fanny probably smells of fosters and sandpaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 Urgh - a bald Aussie cricket Fosters vain hair transplant twat... I could live with a posh tranny shagger actor and some finance twat being there, but Warne? Thanks, Rudy - I've gone off her now. Similar to Ferne Cotton and her prior association with that emononce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 There is something utterly detestable about Ferne cotton, and I don’t know what it is, all I know is if she was down a well I’d seal it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, Traf said: Winner. Rudy ruined it by pointing out Shane Warne had been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Rudy ruined it by pointing out Shane Warne had been there. And Hugh Grant, the mumbling kerb crawling twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy said: There is something utterly detestable about Ferne cotton, and I don’t know what it is, all I know is if she was down a well I’d seal it up I can't say I've ever watched owt with her in it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy said: And Hugh Grant, the mumbling kerb crawling twat. Dunno why I thought she was a trans he picked up - she was a girl. Eddie Murphy was the one who 'gave a lIft' to a tranny. But 'I am Dolemite' was good so he's good in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I can't say I've ever watched owt with her in it... Celebrity juice and she interviewed Nick Cave and he looked at her like he wanted to send into a landmine field with a metal detector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: Is a teen section a tad too noncey? If not, I’d throw in Anna Friel playing Beth Jordache all those years ago in Brookside. Maybe for us 40+? Younger posters fill your legal boots. When she kissed that ginger lass? Think she was 20 in real life. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: Celebrity juice and she interviewed Nick Cave and he looked at her like he wanted to send into a landmine field with a metal detector. To be fair he strikes me as someone who'd sticK a bazooka up Ally McCoist's arse and pull the trigger. I think he's shite musically too - as overrated as The Fall. How old's Carol Vorderman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Dunno why I thought she was a trans he picked up - she was a girl. Eddie Murphy was the one who 'gave a lIft' to a tranny. But 'I am Dolemite' was good so he's good in my book. Forgot about dirty dog Hugh getting smoked off in his car on sunset Boulevard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Forgot about dirty dog Hugh getting smoked off in his car on sunset Boulevard I love the pic of Hugh here awkwardly shirking away 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Proper noshing lips them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Proper noshing lips them Suck an apple through a straw with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 If Liz Hurley farted in my car I'd wind the windows up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 Sometimes beautiful women are crap in bed. True fact. Maybe that's why dirty dog Grant picked up Divine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 You've all missed the posh totty... Joanna Lumley (70s), a night nesting with her, a bottle of bubbly, a meat & potato pie and a tube of looby loo would do you a power of good. Then there's the thinking man's totty... Julia Bradbury (50s) on those walking programmes with the couple of puppies with pointy noses bouncing around under her tee shirt.... lovely. Don't forget Carol Volderman (60s), reckon she'll be up for all things filthy. My mate Dave the plumber fitted Gillian Anderson's central heating, he reckoned she was very hands-on... not seen or heard from him since, I reckon she's got him tucked away stoking her back boiler. Mrs Dimron is well into tennis and a couple of years ago I experienced a certain kind of dream with Serena Williams (30s) after watching the womens' tennis... never been able to view her the same since... it'd probably kill me off if I ever did get the chance but bloody hell, what a way to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Like gonzo said Anderson in the fall was something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) 20s Rita Ora 30s Laura Woods 40s Kelly Brook 50's Karran Brady 60's Nigella Lawson working on the rest Deceased section, Caroline Flack Edited November 17, 2020 by L/H White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Maria from Corrie must have done at least 3 decades, and I would tub her in all 3. I'm more about soap fanny, and theres been plenty over the years on the cobbles in the Dale's and Trumpet Sonia over in the square 😅 Never got the Maria thing, cute but give me suranne Jones all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, radcliffewhite1 said: Never got the Maria thing, cute but give me suranne Jones all day Innnnn one. She’s bang at the top of my all time lists is suranne. Something about her that just does it for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Never got the Maria thing, cute but give me suranne Jones all day Not arsed about Maria. Sarah Platt I’d love to play hide the sausage with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Innnnn one. She’s bang at the top of my all time lists is suranne. Something about her that just does it for me A big pair of tits definitely helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Escobarp said: Innnnn one. She’s bang at the top of my all time lists is suranne. Something about her that just does it for me My mate went high school with her and in the last year she was known as the “machine” bet she’s absolutely ruthless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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