Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 You probably go upstairs for a piss when there's a perfectly good stainless steel 'urinal' in every kitchen. Stuck up snob with nose in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You probably go upstairs for a piss when there's a perfectly good stainless steel 'urinal' in every kitchen. Stuck up snob with nose in the air. I will frequently have a piss out the back into the drain, especially on a clear, starry night. Outside wee wees are splendid. But squashing your dung through the bath plug with your toe is the kind of caper you’d expect from the fully deranged or Tories showering with rent boys. Its all wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 Piss is sterile so no need to remove the pots. Dishwashers are for lazy telly-addicted slobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 23, 2021 Members Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Fucking hell. Forgot WW was full of adonises. When we are in a pack please refer to us a Adoni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 23, 2021 Members Share Posted April 23, 2021 15 minutes ago, Rudy said: When we are in a pack please refer to us a Adoni I will refer to you as a bunch of knobheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2021 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Piss is sterile so no need to remove the pots. Dishwashers are for lazy telly-addicted slobs. Dishwashers are far more environmentally friendly than doing them in the sink. I take it you do the dishes then go outside and destroy a few habitats of endangered newts whilst you’re at it? Edited April 23, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 Let them live in your dishwasher trap... What's one of them? Exactly. My washing up is very environmentally friendly anyway... I probably use about one bottle of stuff every two years. You'd be fucked making a rocket or Tracy Island in my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 And another thing... Scumfucks who have massive rubbish bins in their kitchen. No need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 23, 2021 Members Share Posted April 23, 2021 54 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Piss is sterile so no need to remove the pots. Dishwashers are for lazy telly-addicted slobs. Piss isn't sterile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 Keeping toothbrushes in the shithouse... What's all that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Piss isn't sterile. You say it is, I say it isn't. Let's agree to disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 23, 2021 Members Share Posted April 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You say it is, I say it isn't. Let's agree to disagree. Nah let's just say I'm right. You're wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Nah let's just say I'm right. You're wrong. The evidence suggests different... I mean what would this bloke know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 Let's agree to disagree - it's Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Let's agree to disagree - it's Friday. If it’s sterile, would you still sterilise your toothbrush in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 Sterile does not mean sterilising. Would you keep cutlery in a rack or pot in the same room as the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 11 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Gemma Collins doing a 7 gig tour apparently, tickets £41!.... I'm sure she will fill every venue 😁 £41 for 7 gigs, still overpriced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Sorry but I can’t see a case for not removing 99% of the chod before having a shower. Next you’ll be saying what’s the point of shitting in the toilet - might as well just lay the cable in the cubicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 27, 2021 Author Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 06:01, fatty said: Sorry but I can’t see a case for not removing 99% of the chod before having a shower. Next you’ll be saying what’s the point of shitting in the toilet - might as well just lay the cable in the cubicle. So shitting in the bath is OK provided you're getting out, but shitting in the shower some sort of line has been crossed? Anyhow back to topic, £14.97 was spent last Friday which should see me right for at least a year. You lot will be scratting around for bogroll if it goes tits up again and I'll be sat on my ivory throne laughing at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 15:54, Spider said: I will frequently have a piss out the back into the drain, especially on a clear, starry night. Outside wee wees are splendid. But squashing your dung through the bath plug with your toe is the kind of caper you’d expect from the fully deranged or Tories showering with rent boys. Its all wrong. yet at least 50% of the population do it (based on my recent survey) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 28, 2021 Moderators Share Posted April 28, 2021 Folk will be claiming they get out the bath for a piss next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 28, 2021 Author Share Posted April 28, 2021 Surely not? Positioning one's bellend just below the waterline and pissing creates a splendid 'water-feature' like effect. It also rewarms bathwater. It's sterile anyway, piss. Ask Joe Lister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Hang on, people shitting in the shower? I'm not having that. Festivals and piss related problems - once had to bardge through a download crowd. 6 pints no problem. One more and every fucking 10 minutes I needed a piss. The worst is being on the tube though, you'd had a few pints and a piss before you leave and head to the underground, halfway through the journey you are bursting - even if you get off early you are still underground, nowhere near a toliet. Giving me the sweats even thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Hang on, people shitting in the shower? I'm not having that. Festivals and piss related problems - once had to bardge through a download crowd. 6 pints no problem. One more and every fucking 10 minutes I needed a piss. The worst is being on the tube though, you'd had a few pints and a piss before you leave and head to the underground, halfway through the journey you are bursting - even if you get off early you are still underground, nowhere near a toliet. Giving me the sweats even thinking about it. True story, after we beat QPR away a few season ago, one of my mates ended up actually pissing himself on the tube, because of this. We did offer him a bottle to piss in, but as it was quite packed, he didn't want to get done for exposing himself, so he just stood there and pissed his pants. Oh how we laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 28, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2021 My prostrate has started to hit middle age. The post-piss dribbles are increasingly unpredictable. Sometimes the stream stops and nary a drop afterwards. But sometimes I’ll stop, put me chap away and several strides away from the bathroom notice a few spots of uninvited warmth around the tip. White/cream pants are officially no longer an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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