Site Supporter Spider Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 I just don’t know how you can get your freckle spotless using only your hands. They must have itchy arses near enough the entire time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Gammon frenzy because I dont want to walk in snot on a gym changing room floor. Good lord above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 50 minutes ago, BobyBrno said: What? She's a despicable character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, Spider said: I just don’t know how you can get your freckle spotless using only your hands. They must have itchy arses near enough the entire time Don't get it neither. Lad who I worked with at the uni, was a Hindu from Tanzania (Indian origin). They had no bog roll, and used a water tap thing next to the crapper. He couldn't get used to using paper when he first came, and said he felt dirty so had a shower after a shit. Took him months before he got used to it. He didn't shit on the floor though, and wasn't guided by some stupid religious teaching or other, just not used to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 How much shit must gather under finger nails. It’s a disgusting practise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: How much shit must gather under finger nails. It’s a disgusting practise. I assume they chew them off after a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 3 hours ago, tomski said: Are you ok today? Mentioned cravats a lot. Finally. Far too much chat about wiping bums with hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Gammon? Debate over. 😁 Well neither of us were getting anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 37 minutes ago, gonzo said: Gammon frenzy because I dont want to walk in snot on a gym changing room floor. Good lord above. Have you told the Gym about this? Have you asked the people who are doing it what religion they follow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cheese said: Have you told the Gym about this? Have you asked the people who are doing it what religion they follow? I made it all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted November 23, 2023 Author Share Posted November 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Cheese said: So we should we all just agree that an entire religion/community/race are the same based on 1 persons anecdotal evidence? That's what YOU did. Nobody else did. Also loads commented on what they've witnessed not just one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 Maybe the Israelis could swap some hostages for a few thousand bog rolls. They could even brand it as Muslim friendly Korandrex Quilted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 (edited) Wars over chaps, we’ve all got spotless cracks Edited November 23, 2023 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted November 23, 2023 Author Share Posted November 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Maybe the Israelis could swap some hostages for a few thousand bog rolls. They could even brand it as Muslim friendly Korandrex Quilted. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said: That's what YOU did. Nobody else did. Also loads commented on what they've witnessed not just one. You mean none of the other racists here interpretted it the same way as I did?!? Well I never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Gammon frenzy because I dont want to walk in snot on a gym changing room floor. Good lord above. What about the Millwall fans though. I have to leave the gym with wet hair now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 32 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Finally. Far too much chat about wiping bums with hands. Aye. When there are cravats available for the purpose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted November 23, 2023 Author Share Posted November 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, Cheese said: You mean none of the other racists here interpretted it the same way as I did?!? Well I never! Correct. Its you with the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Cheese said: You mean none of the other racists here interpretted it the same way as I did?!? Well I never! Oh do fuck off with your racists bollocks. Edited November 23, 2023 by Mounts Kipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted November 23, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Oh do fuck off with your racists bollocks. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, MancWanderer said: Aye. When there are cravats available for the purpose Too silky, you'd get no purchase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobyBrno Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Oh do fuck off with your racists /Gammon bollocks. It’s WW current level of debate. Add in Far Right and you have the full mantra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 13 minutes ago, BobyBrno said: It’s WW current level of debate. Add in Far Right and you have the full mantra. Woah hang on there, we've got the cravat/hand debate about to kick off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 19 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Too silky, you'd get no purchase. Velvet or suede are options Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Just now, MancWanderer said: Velvet or suede are options Ooh imagine the mess of a velvet wipe. More of a smear I'd suggest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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