Meanwhile in Israel

[Cheese]

5 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Id say me being accused of thinking all muslims are filthy shit spreaders has slightly racist connotations no?

That's what you said though, on Muslims in general...

"I just wish they wouldn't splash shitty poo water all over the place".

Maybe if you'd said "I just wish the knobheads at my gym wouldn't splash shitty poo water all over the place" it would've come across differently.

[Mounts Kipper]

5 minutes ago, Cheese said:

That's what you said though, on Muslims in general...

"I just wish they wouldn't splash shitty poo water all over the place".

Maybe if you'd said "I just wish the knobheads at my gym wouldn't splash shitty poo water all over the place" it would've come across differently.

It’s not knobheads though it’s Muslims. 

[Cheese]

Just now, Mounts Kipper said:

It’s not knobheads though it’s Muslims. 

So the suggestion was ALL Muslim's "splash shitty poo water all over the place"? Thanks for the confirmation.

[Mounts Kipper]

Just now, Cheese said:

So the suggestion was ALL Muslim's "splash shitty poo water all over the place"? Thanks for the confirmation.

Nope that wasn’t the suggestion just some Muslims who think it’s right to wipe their arse with their hand because some Stone Age religion thinks it’s right and proper. 

[gonzo]

5 minutes ago, Cheese said:

So the suggestion was ALL Muslim's "splash shitty poo water all over the place"? Thanks for the confirmation.

Did I say All? 

Do you really think I think that?

And they do. They do it becasue its their culture and what it says in that silly bloody book.

 

 

[Spider]

I’ve never seen a Muslim buying bog roll, come to think of it.

I may hang around the wiping aisle at Sainsbury’s in Bolton later, there’s always loads of Asians in there. Just see what the score is, like.

[Spider]

“Hello, Police? Yes, there’s a really handsome fellow asking our Asian customers why they haven’t bought any bog roll and we think it’s probably illegal”

Is it though?

[DirtySanchez]

Once on holiday in Croatia and in a bar, I needed a shit 

The only toilet was a building out the back, didn't matter wherever you needed a piss or a shit, it was just a hole in the ground 

I had to hover over it hoping my aim was right, missed and because I'd had a few beers lost my balance and in trying to break my fall, put my hand in my shit

I'm not ashamed to say I wiped my hand all over the floor and walls to clean it

[wanderer1984]

6 minutes ago, Cheese said:

So the suggestion was ALL Muslim's "splash shitty poo water all over the place"? Thanks for the confirmation.

YOU came to the assumption Gonzo ment all Muslims.

Nobody else thought it.

 

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

Once on holiday in Croatia and in a bar, I needed a shit 

The only toilet was a building out the back, didn't matter wherever you needed a piss or a shit, it was just a hole in the ground 

I had to hover over it hoping my aim was right, missed and because I'd had a few beers lost my balance and in trying to break my fall, put my hand in my shit

I'm not ashamed to say I wiped my hand all over the floor and walls to clean it

Now this is the content we need on here

😂😂😂😂😂

[Sweep]

2 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

YOU came to the assumption Gonzo ment all Muslims.

Nobody else thought it.

 

What a shock, Cheese looking for some sort of argument...

[Cheese]

4 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

YOU came to the assumption Gonzo ment all Muslims.

Nobody else thought it.

I asked for clarification several times and got no answer, so I had to assume my initial reading of it was correct.

[Cheese]

9 minutes ago, Sweep said:

What a shock, Cheese looking for some sort of argument...

So we should we all just agree that an entire religion/community/race are the same based on 1 persons anecdotal evidence?

[gonzo]

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

I asked for clarification several times and got no answer, so I had to assume my initial reading of it was correct.

Litterally compiled about 30 posts clarifying what I meant.

And that wasnt your initial reading either. Your initial reading was that my comment was some kind of wild generalisation with no basis or evidence whatsoever.

Then we had numerous posts from people explaining what they have seen and experienced themselves.

Then you backed yourself into a corner and played the tarring with brushes card.

These and much more serious differences between cultures exist whether you like it or not. Some are caused by faith, some by classes and whatever other reason of plenty you can think of.

But whether it be building big fuck off horribe looks mosques all over the place, spalshing shitty poo water in office cubicles or our lot staggering about pissed outside pubs. The differences are plain to see.

 

[royal white]

9 minutes ago, Cheese said:

So we should we all just agree that an entire religion/community/race are the same based on 1 persons anecdotal evidence?

So we should all just agree that none of it happens because you’ve worked in Muslim countries all of your adult life and never witnessed it? 

[gonzo]

6 minutes ago, royal white said:

So we should all just agree that none of it happens because you’ve worked in Muslim countries all of your adult life and never witnessed it? 

Fingers in ears.

Whatabout Whatabout Whatabout 

[Cheese]

9 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Fingers in ears.

Whatabout Whatabout Whatabout 

Never denied there are cultural differences that send the average Gammon into a frenzy. What would your solution be?

[Ani]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette
 

Here are the 'rules' on toilet behaviour.

Key thing is the rules are massively open to interpretation. Worth noting that when it says 'stones' this is mainly interpreted to include paper so the vast majority would use paper without any thought. 
 

I have spent most of my working life in offices with a very high % of Muslims , Bradford and Leeds for you. I think I have heard once, maybe twice of someone shitting in the toilet brush holder rather than the actual bog. Fuck knows how you end up thinking that is a good idea. 
 

It is very clear that certain sects within the Muslim community promote a way of life that is a million miles from what 'we' may consider as 'normal' but it really is not all of them. As always the more extreme will grab the headlines. 
 

What think that I think is true is that Muslims are much more likely to take their religion seriously and visit the mosque on a regular basis, whereas how many folk in the UK go to church every week? 

[royal white]

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

Never denied there are cultural differences that send the average Gammon into a frenzy. What would your solution be?

 

[Zico]

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Never denied there are cultural differences that send the average Gammon into a frenzy. What would your solution be?

mine would be signs in toilets reminding folk it's unacceptable to wipe your arse with your hands and leave shit everywhere

[Zico]

5 minutes ago, Ani said:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette
 

Here are the 'rules' on toilet behaviour.

Key thing is the rules are massively open to interpretation. Worth noting that when it says 'stones' this is mainly interpreted to include paper so the vast majority would use paper without any thought. 
 

I have spent most of my working life in offices with a very high % of Muslims , Bradford and Leeds for you. I think I have heard once, maybe twice of someone shitting in the toilet brush holder rather than the actual bog. Fuck knows how you end up thinking that is a good idea. 
 

It is very clear that certain sects within the Muslim community promote a way of life that is a million miles from what 'we' may consider as 'normal' but it really is not all of them. As always the more extreme will grab the headlines. 
 

What think that I think is true is that Muslims are much more likely to take their religion seriously and visit the mosque on a regular basis, whereas how many folk in the UK go to church every week? 

When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each other's genital

i don't know what is more primitve, shitting in twos, or not being allowed to look at another mans cock

[BobyBrno]

What?

 

[gonzo]

30 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Never denied there are cultural differences that send the average Gammon into a frenzy. What would your solution be?

Gammon?

Debate over.

[little whitt]

Shirley

most of the young RAYGUNS

Girls and boys use Bog roll  Just the mums and dads who use there hands 

Anyway in the morning for my morning Shit 

im going to wipe my Star Fish with my hand 

Just to try it  Modern man me 

[Ani]

1 hour ago, DirtySanchez said:

Once on holiday in Croatia and in a bar, I needed a shit 

The only toilet was a building out the back, didn't matter wherever you needed a piss or a shit, it was just a hole in the ground 

I had to hover over it hoping my aim was right, missed and because I'd had a few beers lost my balance and in trying to break my fall, put my hand in my shit

I'm not ashamed to say I wiped my hand all over the floor and walls to clean it

Before this were you known as Sanchez ?