Covid-19

[Not in Crawley]

Oops, we've run out of lateral flow tests. Feel a bit bad getting my 15 odd boxes now.

[ErnestTurnip]

3 minutes ago, stevieb said:

You forgot George Soros 

[Sweep]

38 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Who does?

The GP, he get's it in unmarked notes....

[stevieb]

4 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

I need to take my tinfoil readers off because I can't make any of that out! 🤣 

[Sweep]

4 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

look at the colours used on this chart, and the colours used on @steviebavatar......

[Spider]

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

You forgot George Soros 

I didnt

if it turns out that the nutters were right all along, then I’ll fall to my knees and publicly apologise.

The problem is that these poor people are so weak-minded, and so desperately unhappy that they want to be part of something. They want to feel special.

Never got picked at school? Got bullied a bit? Couldn’t quite keep up with the smart kids? Never really achieved much? Not getting many likes on the socials because you’re a witless joy-sponge just posting endless pictures of your tea and of you drinking lager but making sure the camera catches your Armani/LaCoste badge?

Then join a conspiracy cult. Here, everyone is equal. Everyone is encouraged to bleat out ever more extreme opinions, based on nothing more than the words of a fellow under achiever on the YouTube’s.

Youll get a warm feeling inside as you and your army of cackling shitdarts get more attention than ever because you’ve triggered the Normals.

Unfortunately, the modern world has given a platform to the lonely, the desperate and the needy. We should feel sorry for them, even though it’s natural to simply remind them that they are cult members. With low sexual confidence.

 

[stevieb]

3 minutes ago, Sweep said:

look at the colours used on this chart, and the colours used on @steviebavatar......

🤣

Rumbled. 

[kent_white]

Straight from the horse's mouth if you want up to date info about the state of play in Bolton. 

Note slight air of desperation/strong resolve in Dr Wall's voice. And the rallying call to staff.....! She's probably exhausted and she's not the only one. But we carry on regardless. 

Get your bloody jab! 

https://fb.watch/9T2ETjP5_C/

[Spider]

20 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Straight from the horse's mouth if you want up to date info about the state of play in Bolton. 

Note slight air of desperation/strong resolve in Dr Wall's voice. And the rallying call to staff.....! She's probably exhausted and she's not the only one. But we carry on regardless. 

Get your bloody jab! 

https://fb.watch/9T2ETjP5_C/

Kildonan House surgery in Horwich, which probably looks after a few thousand people, is now asking not be be contacted under any circumstances apart from life threatening ones, which basically means ring 999.

Somethings not right.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Spider

[kent_white]

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

Kildonan House surgery in Horwich, which probably looks after a few thousand people, is now asking not be be contacted under any circumstances apart from life threatening ones, which basically means ring 999.

Somethings not right.

I've not heard that TBH but I'd be very surprised.

Where have you heard that?

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I've not heard that TBH but I'd be very surprised.

Where have you heard that?

They’ve sent a text out to patients.

Ill see if I can get a copy

[MickyD]

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

That was sarcasm btw. I know the 13 quid is not going on to the GPs payslip. 

And I know of a lad in a crypto group that paid £600 for fake passes and got fuck all! 

I bought a book 6 months ago, “How to be a Successful Scammer”

Should be delivered any time soon.

[stevieb]

Just now, MickyD said:

I bought a book 6 months ago, “How to be a Successful Scammer”

Should be delivered any time soon.

Listen I've said I'll post it. It'll be there soon. 

[Rudy]

23 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I've not heard that TBH but I'd be very surprised.

Where have you heard that?

 

17 minutes ago, Spider said:

They’ve sent a text out to patients.

Ill see if I can get a copy

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

 

Ta

The school run Mums around Horwich will be in absolute meltdown later.

[Rudy]

10 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

So if you get a lump on you bollox or a lump of your breast, any disease will go from potentially curable to being lethal, basically it's a big fuck off.

 

You’ve literally described what would fall under an emergency appointment.

 

[Rudy]

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Ta

The school run Mums around Horwich will be in absolute meltdown later.

I’m picking my child up now.  I’ll listen in and report back once I’ve had a perv. 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

It is, but will that medical centre recognise it as an emergency, scary thought.

I would have thought so. Calling up for a sniffle or little Sebastian not having a shite since Friday then no probably not 

[MickyD]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

It is, but will that medical centre recognise it as an emergency, scary thought.

Probably depends if the caller tells the person answering the call, “Fuck off, I’m not telling you because you aren’t medically trained!”

[Not in Crawley]

WW medical experts. Is keeping Covid fatigue at bay with cans of Monster so I can carry on working advisable?

Because I'm rocketing through things but I've a slight suspicion it might come to bite me on bollocks later on.

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

WW medical experts. Is keeping Covid fatigue at bay with cans of Monster so I can carry on working advisable?

Because I'm rocketing through things but I've a slight suspicion it might come to bite me on bollocks later on.

Probably better for your body to do a line of Cecil instead 

[stevieb]

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

WW medical experts. Is keeping Covid fatigue at bay with cans of Monster so I can carry on working advisable?

Because I'm rocketing through things but I've a slight suspicion it might come to bite me on bollocks later on.

Lemsip and manuka honey. 

And eat yourself out of house and home now before your taste buds go. Because then it becomes miserable as fuck. 

[kent_white]

36 minutes ago, Spider said:

They’ve sent a text out to patients.

Ill see if I can get a copy

Thanks mate - I'd appreciate that! 

[Not in Crawley]

Looking at the symptoms I think I've probably got this new strain as tastebuds and smell working fine and dandy, just knackered one minute, with a temp and cough and fine the next.

Anyone know any dealers in the south london area who deliever? 

[Spider]

Just now, kent_white said:

Thanks mate - I'd appreciate that! 

Rudy beat me to it , see above.

@Not in Crawley If it’s what I’ve got, it seems to come in waves. Fine for a few hours then you feel yourself going.

Its not unpleasant in its own way. I quite like the shivery, cold but hot sensation with huge muscle cramps. I’m considering treating myself to a huwer to drop by and trample on my bollocks at the same time