Covid-19

[Dimron]

12 hours ago, Spider said:

What time does the pandemic officially end on Monday?

Something poetic about Javid getting the lurgy...

Stands up and says the war is over and on the eve of his VC (Victory Covid) Day he catches a bullet 🙂

 

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

Something poetic about Javid getting the lurgy...

Stands up and says the war is over and on the eve of his VC (Victory Covid) Day he catches a bullet 🙂

 

I’m all for cracking on as best we can.

I even think Boris is doing the right thing in lifting restrictions.

And then he simply reverts to type and takes a massive shit on 100,000’s of people who are self isolating. He’s loathsome, shite at his job and an embarrassment.

CON (+17)

[stevieb]

30 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I'm worried that you might explode when they put us back in lockdown again in September

🤣

Nah, It's so obvious we're going back into lockdown in the autumn / winter. There's no chance we're not. 

But this data is out there, from the government, for people to see.

Fear porn from the media about variants that get less deadly as they mutate.

Crack on! 

[Dimron]

20 minutes ago, Zico said:

54k cases 

That should start to increase this week 

Nowt really changes for me tomorrow other than being able to go to the sauna 

And am at a beer festival next weekend 

So if I'm going to get it then it's due soon 

Twitter reckons the plan is to flood the hospitals again to demonstrate the NHS isn't fit for purpose so they can privatise it

Tomorrow has rings of science fiction pre-apocalypse hedonism... bit like where the 4 minute siren goes off and you neck that bottle of vodka and shag the nearest creature... we know its coming and can do sod all about it so just carry on

[stevieb]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

I’m all for cracking on as best we can.

I even think Boris is doing the right thing in lifting restrictions.

And then he simply reverts to type and takes a massive shit on 100,000’s of people who are self isolating. He’s loathsome, shite at his job and an embarrassment.

CON (+17)

Yep. My lad has to isolate because his teacher tested positive at 2pm on Friday. An hour from it not being an issue. 

He obviously can't go to school next week but after reading that this morning I'm sending him out licking door handles and spitting at pensioners first thing Monday morning. 

[Dimron]

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

And then he simply reverts to type and takes a massive shit on 100,000’s of people who are self isolating. He’s loathsome, shite at his job and an embarrassment.

CON (+17)

Having his cake and eating it... the rules are for the oiks not those pre-destined to govern

[Spider]

The Boris shaggers will love it.

[Dimron]

17 minutes ago, Spider said:

The Boris shaggers will love it.

How long can they maintain the lie that this government is fit for purpose?

I often joke that in my working day I have to defend the indefensible but this lot are well above my league... they're in the outer stratosphere

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Load of pandemic experts on here. 

Fuckin special.

[stevieb]

Government U turn. 

The shithouses are now isolating. 

It's fucking laughable. 

[Spider]

54 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Load of pandemic experts on here. 

Fuckin special.

More than we have in Downing Street, it would seem…

[only1swanny]

Apparently the trials only open to Government employees..

Knew they were doing something in NHS with daily tests 

[Morizio]

The quickest ever turn around once they've realised how their decision could be interpreted. Which was for me that they are elitist bum boys and can do what they want and fuck the plebs.

[Spider]

I can’t believe they’ve melted and made such a rapid u turn, the spineless fuckers.

Boooo

[emus wig]

Carrie must have told him it’s not a good look when everyone else gets pinged they isolate he won’t have come up with it by himself.

[deane koontz]

Set of cunts. 

[Dimron]

3 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Load of pandemic experts on here. 

Fuckin special.

Nothing about being a pandemic expert... just an expert on recognising bullshit. Early on B'astard Johnson missed Cobra meetings as he was writing an autobiography on Shakespeare, it obviously rubbed off on him as he has turned his government into a Shakespearean comedy.

You gotta laugh.. if you didn't you'd cry. They seem to operate on 3 levels, shit. absolutely shit to mind blowingly shit

[Rudy]

Country is ran by some of the most incompetent insufferable bumbling hypocritical morons you are ever likely to find on allahs green earth and what is even more laughable is there is no credible opposition anywhere close to the capital

[Zico]

Whilst they've chosen not to take part in the pilot I can confirm if pinged before August 16th I'll test every day rather than isolate

[Biggish Dave]

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

Country is ran by some of the most incompetent insufferable bumbling hypocritical morons you are ever likely to find on allahs green earth and what is even more laughable is there is no credible opposition anywhere close to the capital

This - very much this

[Burndens Bogs]

7 hours ago, Spider said:

I can’t believe they’ve melted and made such a rapid u turn, the spineless fuckers.

Boooo

Damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

[Zico]

So what time does the pandemic end today?

[Sweep]

1 minute ago, Zico said:

So what time does the pandemic end today?

I walked into our village shop today without a mask, and he promptly told me I'd have to put on a mask if I wanted serving, which I was happy enough to do, but no doubt some folk will decide to complain about it

[Ani]

17 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

They did have the option of just isolating in the first place.

[Jol_BWFC]

24 minutes ago, Ani said:

They did have the option of just isolating in the first place.

Not that anybody else has an “option” to isolate or not.