Site Supporter Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 Just now, victor meldrew said: gas of course Maybe a dab of follow through to melt through the more stubborn wax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 21, 2021 Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 Just now, Spider said: Now we’re talking. You use then”flick” technique with your widgie like Van Gogh did when he painted. For fucks sake you just made me gip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, victor meldrew said: i've had a drink, so what about eating hot chillies , then pumping into someones ear to dislodge hard wax. NiC's fantasy - yon man out of Placebo openly admitted of tasting 'curry spunk' in Melody Maker or sommat. So that has legs - food enters the spunk cavity and adulterates it. Maybe drink a whole bottle of Dunn's River Hot Sauce to wash the chillies down? I'd suggest 'A hot lust for life' as the name in homage to the Iggy Pop song. Edited August 21, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: For fucks sake you just made me gip. Is that a little lever term for reaching a zenith of physical excitement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 21, 2021 Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 Just now, Spider said: Is that a little lever term for reaching a zenith of physical excitement? Unfortunately not no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Unfortunately not no. You just need to chip in with your own sordid ideas, you’ll feel better… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Spider said: Now we’re talking. You use then”flick” technique with your widgie like Van Gogh did when he painted. I saw a film about Alex Turner, the painter, Barry from Auf Weiderhsen Pet played him. He used to gob on his paintings then even out the oils... So you could incorporate TWO schools of art, gobbing (on her turd laden face) and nob flicking as a flourish. Impressionism and cubism. Edited August 21, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 FFS I recommended this site to the club chaplain and one of the directors as a place where the Wanderers community can be proud of. 😨 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 21, 2021 Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Steejay said: FFS I recommended this site to the club chaplain and one of the directors as a place where the Wanderers community can be proud of. 😨 Why on earth would you do that? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 8 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: No, strictly amateur at that... I do want to be a full blown slumlord one day. Skint single mothers short on rent could 'pay me in kind'. I'd get a cape and brass topped black walking stick to go with my top hat when I went to collect my rents - the cane would be a weapon to beat non-payers who weren't tidy single mothers who could delay paying by giving me sexual favours. Saying I openly boast about drug-taking, crime, violence, sex acts and alcoholism on here probably best I don't advertise how I earn my daily corn. Rising damp. The Leonard Rossiter comedy not Youri. Although now I think of it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Steejay said: FFS I recommended this site to the club chaplain and one of the directors as a place where the Wanderers community can be proud of. 😨 I doubt Sharon would venture this deep into the site, but I want her to know that I am at her disposal for anything at all. ANYTHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 What's not to be proud of? We're breaking new ground here. NASA have nowt on us when we put our minds together. The club Rabbi has just Whatsapped me "Keep on doing what you're doing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 I’ve heard the club Chaplain has a tattoo of John McGinlay on his cassock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 We're not even 'in our cups' yet. The Chaplain is probably wanking furiously under his cassock reading this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said: Rising damp. The Leonard Rossiter comedy not Youri. Although now I think of it..... I wouldn't touch Miss Jones with yours... Proper pancake tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 (edited) Hopefully they'll stick to Terrace Talk. 🙄 Edited August 23, 2021 by Steejay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 I like looking at Aisling Bea I've censored this post for the club chaplain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 21, 2021 Author Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 20 minutes ago, Steejay said: FFS I recommended this site to the club chaplain and one of the directors as a place where the Wanderers community can be proud of. 😨 They’ve done worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Steejay said: £££££££ Salestalk. You weirdoes. Hopefully they'll stick to Terrace Talk. 🙄 Maybe drop them a line and explain that the site doubles up as rehab for Bolton fans who’ve lost their way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: They’ve done worse Haven't we all??? 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 21, 2021 Author Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Steejay said: Haven't we all??? 🙄 How dare you we are men of the cloth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted August 21, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 21, 2021 24 minutes ago, Steejay said: FFS I recommended this site to the club chaplain and one of the directors as a place where the Wanderers community can be proud of. 😨 If the chaplain signs up on here £10 says they'll be smashing up pubs on a coach trip away day to Crewe come March Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 A modification on the act... The 'Black and White Minstreless Show'. It's you who saves up your turds, drinks Lactulose, you nob the woman then shit on her face to give her blackface, smearing it around - then wank off to give her the archetypal racist white lips and eyes with your semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 21, 2021 Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Spider said: Maybe drop them a line and explain that the site doubles up as rehab for Bolton fans who’ve lost their way. To k2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Whilst singing 'I wish I was in Dixie"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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