Members Rudy Posted August 21, 2021 Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 I always thought we should have a general chat thread ( @Zico get it pinned luv) This last week mainly down to me and @Youri McAnespie amazing threads this place has felt like the old times again Some proper laughs on here and top place to unwind Rule # 1 No politics talk, no mention of brexit, BLM or Trump This is a place for youris ramblings, busters , fistmaster discussions, viz posts and the occasional @little whitt fingering story Rule # 2 no politics talk Rule # 3 if this is your first time here you have to fight… hang on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 I'm sceptical Rudy I'm afraid. You can't mix up and match; trannies, bread products, prostitutes, porn slags, hatred or like for Radiohead, temazepam abuse, nonces and what should be done with them, how one would sexually molest Nelly Furtado etc. Besides, the more separate threads there are, like a Leigh White 'vinegar on tripe?' or 'Who remembers the pop van?' which invariably become segues into sexist judgements on women. Well the more threads started the greater the chance of wank ones getting nudged off page one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 Where does the wax go when you burn a candle? Always wondered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Once when doing up a house, I'd stay over. The boiler was fucked so I improvised a 'heater' (electrics were buggered too) using a roasting dish, a bolt, tealights and a terracotta planter... I woke in the morning and felt like I'd smoked 60 Benson & Hedges, so I presume it goes into the air. I also learned - most fuel is roughly the same cost vs. output whether it be a candle or coal or leccy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 21, 2021 Author Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Once when doing up a house, I'd stay over. The boiler was fucked so I improvised a 'heater' (electrics were buggered too) using a roasting dish, a bolt, tealights and a terracotta planter... I woke in the morning and felt like I'd smoked 60 Benson & Hedges, so I presume it goes into the air. I also learned - most fuel is roughly the same cost vs. output whether it be a candle or coal or leccy. Is that you do for a living? not almost kill your self I mean do up houses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Is that you do for a living? not almost kill your self I mean do up houses? He was squatting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: Is that you do for a living? not almost kill your self I mean do up houses? No, strictly amateur at that... I do want to be a full blown slumlord one day. Skint single mothers short on rent could 'pay me in kind'. I'd get a cape and brass topped black walking stick to go with my top hat when I went to collect my rents - the cane would be a weapon to beat non-payers who weren't tidy single mothers who could delay paying by giving me sexual favours. Saying I openly boast about drug-taking, crime, violence, sex acts and alcoholism on here probably best I don't advertise how I earn my daily corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Get yourself a few asylum seekers as HM Gov pay over the top rent direct to the landlord. I'm thinking of evicting some of our tenants and getting some Afghans in (not the dog) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, freds dad said: Get yourself a few asylum seekers as HM Gov pay over the top rent direct to the landlord. I'm thinking of evicting some of our tenants and getting some Afghans in (not the dog) I don't want to take sexual advantage of some hairy cunt from Kabul. And have no sexual feelings toward Afghani blokes either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 21, 2021 Author Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 18 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: No, strictly amateur at that... I do want to be a full blown slumlord one day. Skint single mothers short on rent could 'pay me in kind'. I'd get a cape and brass topped black walking stick to go with my top hat when I went to collect my rents - the cane would be a weapon to beat non-payers who weren't tidy single mothers who could delay paying by giving me sexual favours. Saying I openly boast about drug-taking, crime, violence, sex acts and alcoholism on here probably best I don't advertise how I earn my daily corn. 😂 been a while since we had a top hat illustration KGB taps nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 HMO for filipina nurses. Or single mothers - along the lines of that one in 'I, Daniel Blake'. I'd do a 'Chuck Berry' but using modern technology for easy access of live footage to my phone. The cameras would be trained on the bath/shower. Having one over the bog is just perverted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Rudy said: 😂 been a while since we had a top hat illustration KGB taps nose It'd mean firing up the laptop, I might handdraw one later and take a photo. Maybe of me coercing a rent short single mother into unspeakable sex acts on pain of her eviction. Whilst kitted out like Mr. Hyde (The Robert Louis Stevenson character, not someone from a southeast suburb of Manchester). Edited August 21, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 41 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: . Skint single mothers short on rent could 'pay me in kind'. Sexist Pig What about skint single fathers. They might want a bumming in lieu of rental payments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Hmm, maybe a gloryhole so I didn't see them, no bumming though, oral only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Rented out a Rug Doctor (£28 for 48 hours) Always borrowed a vax and thought it did a good job but the Rug Doctor is on another level. The suction is immense... Stains? No problem. What a machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 You could've urinated all over your carpets over the course of a week for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 Are there any rules for this thread? A tenuous link or a subject or word association? Or is it just going to be an amalgamation of hundreds of threads and whilst you know who you're replying to, no other fucker does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 3 hours ago, wanderer1984 said: Rented out a Rug Doctor (£28 for 48 hours) Always borrowed a vax and thought it did a good job but the Rug Doctor is on another level. The suction is immense... Stains? No problem. What a machine! Kids toys in comparison to what I use... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Spider said: Where does the wax go when you burn a candle? Always wondered. Into the air, been to loads of houses where they burn loads of candels and it clings to walls a bit like cig tar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 37 minutes ago, only1swanny said: Kids toys in comparison to what I use... Anything bigger would probably be too big for household use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 There are still more trees on earth than stars in the Milky Way , even though we cut down estimated 15bn per year and only plant 5bn . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 what are your 3 favourite swear words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, fatolive said: There are still more trees on earth than stars in the Milky Way , even though we cut down estimated 15bn per year and only plant 5bn . Who counted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 21, 2021 Members Share Posted August 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, victor meldrew said: what are your 3 favourite swear words Knobhead, fuck, shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted August 21, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Knobhead, fuck, shite. thought rudy would be in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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