Youri McAnespie Posted September 19, 2021 Author Share Posted September 19, 2021 (edited) Without sounding all Dimron, Rambo/Raven... I broke my index finger in a pit once (a moshpit, not a coal pit) - I went to A+E (after the gig) clocked how many were waiting and went home to splint it mesen with a view to going back, used half a wooden clothes peg (split it - of the dolly peg variety) we had no insulating tape in so I used that plumber's PTFE tape instead. No-one told me it's caustic as fuck, the chemical burns were worse than the break... I also reset my nose once after being sucker-punched for zero reason walking home from late swim training at Deane Pool. I'd popped into the late Co-Op on Deane Road and had a bag of shopping on each hand and my kitbag on my back, the coward. I also had new Cerrutti jeans on and was more concerned about getting blood on them - plus if you get into a fight AFTER a nose break another lucky punch lands and your suddenly Steve Bruce. Some younger lads walked past and said he'd had a pop at them too, him and his bird were having a barney and he was acting the hard man, they gave me his and his (white) bird's name...This was before social media though, and there were probably a thousand lads with his fucking name in Bolton - about two years later I was going up Lever Edge lane and clocked this girl talking to another lad on presumably her doorstep. I did consider doing detective work and doorstepping her for details, but I had the distinct impression "you were with an Asian lad..?" would've given me a shortlist of about fifty. I'm not fucking John Wick. Anyway it set fine. I did go to A+E then and they weren't exactly sympathetic - presuming I'd been fighting, told me a potential eight hour wait - it'd have been halfway set by then, so I did it at home then splinted it with gaffa tape and strips of foam cut off a garden kneely thing... Never did get my revenge 🤔 Edited September 19, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Youri McAnespie Posted September 19, 2021 Author Share Posted September 19, 2021 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Spider said: How do I upload a picture from my phone onto here you massive wankers? Go on Postimage and upload then copy the 'direct link url' it generates and link as usual. Postimage then have the rights to your manky finger pic though. Edited September 19, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Spider Posted September 19, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Pussy That’s how I broke it I made her clench so hard it snapped my finger like a twig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dimron Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: I also reset my nose once after being sucker-punched for zero reason walking home from late swim training at Deane Pool. I'd popped into the late Co-Op on Deane Road and had a bag of shopping on each hand and my kitbag on my back, the coward. I broke my hand punching a lorry driver in the gob once, shows how useless at violence I am, one punch and got a "boxers break" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 19, 2021 Author Share Posted September 19, 2021 I'm not though, I was more arsed about my jeans and my nose getting smeared over my face. I thought he'd keep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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