Stolen this topic that's currently running on talksport about football in general...

Lets hear your Bolton ones...

Ill start....

Ricardo Gardner was a terrible defender and made himself look ace with last ditch tackles that if his positioning was right in the first place he wouldnt have to make.

(Ace going forward like)

5 hours ago, Sweep said:

@jules_darbylikes this

🤣 

must

not

bite

11 minutes ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

Well THAT's fckg shite.

Exaclty what a closet munich would say.

12 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Exaclty what a closet munich would say.

But with a Surrey accent.

Ken was our cunt for a while

Ginger Mourinho just got off on the wrong foot

Steve Banks couldve been better than Jussi

Dung Thatch, lost genius.

Stretford wanted to buy Max Broughton.

Stretford wanted Andy Kellett*.

 

*opps. Seems like that happened.

6 minutes ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

Stretford wanted Andy Kellett*.

 

What a bizarre evening of Sky Sports News that was. 

I have still never purchased anything made by sharp.  (Are they even still going)

El Hadj Diouf on his day was as unplayable as Jay Jay, Youri and Frank Worthington.

Up there with the best weve had.

11 hours ago, MickyD said:

Sales of Lada cars went through the roof when each member of the Bolton team was handed keys to theirs.

Comedy gold👍

Parked next to a green one belonging to Ray Train near Bolton market one time, was a beauty, even had HRW.

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

El Hadj Diouf on his day was as unplayable as Jay Jay, Youri and Frank Worthington.

Up there with the best weve had.

Genuinely believed if Diouf was on the pitch we had a chance to win against anyone 

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Genuinely believed if Diouf was on the pitch we had a chance of having to see the game out with 10 men 

 

Diouf was ace

One the more intelligent players I've seen for us in how he used space and angles. Very underrated.

I'll ignore everything else

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Whitestar said:

Parked next to a green one belonging to Ray Train near Bolton market one time, was a beauty, even had HRW.

OK, I'll bite.

WTF is HRW ?

 

I saw Tony Dunne in his by Trinity St. & Bradshawgate juntion. It had, as they all did*, something like "presented to Tony Dunne by Bolton Lada". I was only about 17 but still thought he probably had a better one at home.

 

*they didn't all have 'Tony Dunne' on btw. That'd be stupid.

Heated rear window.

 

Catch yerself oorn elezabeth!!!

For long periods under Allardyce we very much were a long ball side. 

presented to Tony Dunne by Bolton Lada". I was only about 17 but still thought he probably had a better one at home.

 

*they didn't all have 'Tony Dunne' on btw. That'd be stupid.

Actually if i was a footballer and a local hero i would drive around in a really shit car .  Just coz i could.

I once considered contacting BWFC to see if i could lend one of their sherpa mini buses they won, to go to a family christening. I never did though.
 

 

34 minutes ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

OK, I'll bite.

WTF is HRW ?

 

I

Hot running water.

Don't know if it's been said already, but that goal by Frank Worthington, really isn't as good as some people make out

35 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Don't know if it's been said already, but that goal by Frank Worthington, really isn't as good as some people make out

Aye needed to be in the top corner.

3 hours ago, Rudy said:

Genuinely believed if Diouf was on the pitch we had a chance to win against anyone 

The only ever Liverpool No. 9 not to score a goal in a full season. Kinda makes me like him even more 😁

Johnny Evans is a classy and fair defender who is respected by supporters everywhere.

10 minutes ago, HenryPorter said:

Johnny Evans is a classy and fair defender who is respected by supporters everywhere.

Fuck, I thought we'd signed him for a minute! 🤣

We don't actually have any of our own songs - and the one we think we do really belongs to Newcastle.

Just now, kent_white said:

We don't actually have any of our own songs - and the one we think we do really belongs to Newcastle.

Actually - maybe 'eyes right'?