Smiffs Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Dinnertime discussion....if you could, which famous celebrity who you would have loved to shag when alive, would you still shag if someone dug them up? Whitney is up there but we reckon Diana is in a much better condition and would have less limbs falling off in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 an unbelieveable question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 fuck me I've stumbled onto a travel club coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 an unbelieveable question It is Halloween after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I would love a go on Whitney. i'd love a go on Diano too but I don't think I could be myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Obviously shagging a corpse is just wrong.......but if they've only just pegged it, and they're still warm, do you reckon they would still get wet if you went down on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 The thought of Bobby Brown prising a turd from Whitney's eggbound arse with an eggspoon puts me off her, but I expect the manner in which Diana died left it's mark on her corpse... I'd shag Whitney but be thinking of DIana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 You need Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HR Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 You would need to use the don't chew just gulp method adopted during a heavy period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 You need Jesus I presume you're referring to Youri and not my good self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I reckon Diana would be a shit shag, Camilla is definitely a swallower but Whitters in her prime would be proper dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 What about pet cemeteries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 What about pet cemeteries? that's why I'm having my angel cremated. In the words of one of my mates on telling him a jack Russell had tried slagging her "well, she is a very attractive dog" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 that's why I'm having my angel cremated. In the words of one of my mates on telling him a jack Russell had tried slagging her "well, she is a very attractive dog" Who is to say that the people who work at a pet crematorium don't give the deceased critters a last good vigorous bumming before torching them? - you would hope they don't, but there are some weird folk out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 31, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2014 Do we have to do them by the graveside, or can we move the corpse to a candlelit bedroom/S&M dungeon first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Who is to say that the people who work at a pet crematorium don't give the deceased critters a last good vigorous bumming before torching them? - you would hope they don't, but there are some weird folk out there I'm going to need a tablet to help me sleep tonight now, you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Do we have to do them by the graveside, or can we move the corpse to a candlelit bedroom/S&M dungeon first? I presume you'd get on the slab in the morgue with them. Having candles and stuff is just plain old creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 diana did they not put her in a lead coffin so she would not rot she would still be like new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 31, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 31, 2014 i'd do whitney, again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Whitney was fit in her day but I bet it was sexy fucking Diana up the shitter and she squeals in that posh voice to fuck her harder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 31, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2014 I presume you'd get on the slab in the morgue with them. Having candles and stuff is just plain old creepy No Smiffs says they need to be dug up first. Why take them back to the morgue Diana was dead posh, so deserves the best before I thumb myself up her putrified bumhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Whoooaaa!! There's no rules and regs to the criteria - its Friday Afternoon Fuckit - anything goes. In fact, I'm going to google rabbit fucking a pig. The teachers are clogging up Bents and I've paid the Corporation Tax this week which should keep a large chunk of Scotland in buckfast for the next 12 months, so why fucking not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Chinese astrology....fucking stroll on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 It's the old dilemma innit...you wake to find you're being noshed off but when you pull the covers back you see it's Reg Holdsworth. But CRISIS! You're on the vinegars! To spaff or not to spaff??!! These are the kind of deep philosophical discussions which kept the Moonraker rammed every Saturday morning between about 1998 and 2005. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 It's the old dilemma innit...you wake to find you're being noshed off but when you pull the covers back you see it's Reg Holdsworth. But CRISIS! You're on the vinegars! To spaff or not to spaff??!! These are the kind of deep philosophical discussions which kept the Moonraker rammed every Saturday morning between about 1998 and 2005. I bet Reg gives a reet sloppy blowjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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