Whites man

He escapes the criticism because he is a pisspot, this is known as the Wheater Clause.

It’s going to be a lot easier for Ken to attract investment or sell the club with us towards the top of the table.

Buckley is the Raheem Sterling of our team. Not in any footballing sense but he is the player some of our support have decided to pick on. It was a spot in the squad that needed filling after Darren Pratley’s departure.

If this and if that, what a load of negative bollocks. Let's deal with facts, 7 points from 3 games, unbeaten and 5th in the league.

Bravo, the hang the DJ bit could be something about Jay Jay. Not hanging him obvs before Snoop gets excited thinking there’s going to be a lynching.

After 3 weeks I am top, Alf 10th, Enzo 14th. May as well pay up now lads!

"No need to read up on Highway Code or practice your manoeuvres, let's have a game of table tennis".

Not crying. "Father Christmas isn't real". Still not crying. "Fluffy has gone to doggy heaven". Still not crying. "Uncle Jeremy will be baby sitting you tonight".

If we put put the cunt question to one side for a moment it is agreed all round that Coyle is a useless manager but I would dispute the nice guy reputation. He was a little brusque with Little Henri when meeting him at a do and did a "caps on the table" put down I remember on Radio 5 once (which backfired and made him look stupid, no surprise there).

Burnley fans weren’t fussed about losing Mears as they rated his replacement in their reserves, Lee Trippier.

Mad Hatter will be along saying the dog was asking for it. Swanny will be along asking for the dog’s number.

Shortly before his injury Holden started to get mentioned in the broadsheets, one article I remember had him well clear in a table of successful tackles and interceptions. The modern equivalent would have been N'Gola Kante at Leicester when they won the league, it's a pretty safe guess to say Holden, like Kante, would have got the big transfer if he hadn't been injured.

He's moving to Sydney not Shanghai mate.

I reckon Frank Spencer will collect the action figures....

Better than worrying about having 2 points from 10 games and no goals in 8 matches.

MC and Jimmy to their friends.

Paul Scolds.

Backed into a little Peugeot on a car park yesterday, no damage to my car but a dent in his door. Any recommendations for a garage in Bolton?

Knock it down and Liverpool can use it as a car park for all their out of town glory seeking supporters.

They can “grow” meat in laboratories now, that process will get more efficient and reduce the environmental costs of eating meat.

Last season you could hear the announcements and if anything the music was too loud so I am not having that the equipment is knackered, some idiot must have been playing with the buttons.

There were 2 little kids running along the front of the boxes at the hotel end during the second half yesterday. Alf Hartigan gave me a nudge and said “Otzumer’s warming up”.

How about you having a read up on TUPE regulations before jumping to some lefty, anti-business conclusion?

If he has a good season he will be pushing for a move to a bigger club this summer.

Should get young Henri Ogunby on loan from City, from a Wanderers supporting family.