JD74

If you make it a couple of weeks later then me & Smiffs might bump into you in Bangkok

I just shook my head and closed the spare room door behind him

Nothing is that important that you can't wait to take a call or text whilst your driving. I saw a TV programme once were a lorry driver was texting and he smashed into the back of a car as he hadn't realised the traffic had stopped. The driver of the car was a beautiful 21 year old girl who lost her life and the programme followed the police up to the point where they knocked on her parents door. Horrendous.

Who said I didn't?

Pretty sure I saw The Drifters at Riverside. Used to frequent the place often although never enjoyed Shaun Edwards trying to cop a feel of my arse

Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

Actually, I think he's better looking in real life but I have no interest in his love length thanks very much!! I think he had to be put to bed he was that leathered the clown!

You do realise Smiffs is a package deal which means I'm turning up too!

Ha ha brilliant

And I can't be arsed logging out and in.

Cocks

No he's cussing all these poles coming over here and stealing our tickets.

Smiffs thought it was hilarious.

I've got to be out the door in the next 10 minutes apparently.

Same for me, feel rubbish. At least you can stay on the couch all day whereas I'm Smiffs lackey today, working in the gym. Do you want to help?

Ooh I didn't know it was this weekend so might drag Smiffs there.

For the Pooles pies obviously

I've used Dickinsons before and they were very good. Turned up when they said they would and picked up when I asked them to. Don't think they were that dear either.

Question. Why is it that teachers go into complete meltdown when Ofsted announce they're visiting? They suddenly work longer hours and everything is prepared and planned to within an inch of it's life. Does this mean they don't work to the best of their abilities at all other times? Just wondered.

Thornleigh Miss Holt? She taught me too and definitely lived off fags and coffee. Quite liked her though.

He rang me at work this afternoon to warn me he was going to be a grumpy bastard (his words) tonight which I thought was very considerate of him

Not sure what concoction of painkillers he's taken this afternoon but he's flat out on the couch in his work gear and with his shoes still on and hasn't woken up since I've got in! If it wasn't for the fact he's snoring, I'd be a bit worried.

I managed to get it all down in the end but took several attempts and I had to give half my cheesecake away as it was a step too far. Feeling grim now.

Widnes, I have photographic evidence of you throwing a few shapes on the dance floor with me in tow plus one of Andy Dee licking Mr H's face.

Had to keep having a breather through the meal as I was feeling decidedly ropey!