JD74

You too and those bar snacks kept me going all day, in fact I found half a bag of pickled onion monster munch in my handbag this morning

My hands look like shovels next to yours and I won't mention the arm to leg ratio

I did wonder what you were spending so much time in the bathroom you filthy animal

Smiffs did exactly this with his shorts about half an hour ago #moist

This is what Smiffs said to me on our first date and that was it for me, hook line and sinker

I love that video, especially when Christian the lion recognises them and comes bounding over. Gets me every time.

You could show them your fingering champion trophy so they could see what they could achieve

Met Marwan Koukash the other week at Leyth and he seemed like a decent sort of bloke.

I used to love Henrys and had a couple of birthday parties there as a kid. They used to give you a box of Maltesers for a birthday present which I thought was ace

That's rubbish, they can do duplicates (well at least my place can) and I suspect they're just too lazy to do so.

I'm exactly the same, can't even watch RSPCA adverts without getting a tear in my eye! Cats are ace and I wouldn't be without my 2.

Tis true as I've snogged one of them but she did have the voice of an angel singing Beyoncé to me so it was hard to resist

You've not tried his brandy & rum concoction yet. Henry VIII reckoned it had the opposite effect of Gaviscon when he tried it at Barnsley - heartburn in a hip flask

It definitely helps having a drink at home matches especially when Smiffs has his hip flask on him. Put hairs on your chest that stuff and certainly makes the football more entertaining

Bloody hell, didn't realise it was that serious so hope he's ok. Seen him race live a few times including when he went into the back of Coulthard at Spa and when he broke his leg at Silverstone I loved watching him in that Ferrari.

Don't tell me you wouldn't

Nobody has worn those Ferrari overalls better than him

I've decided I'm going to the pub but should be back before 2am to help you with the finishing touches

I think I covered my eyes at one point

I hope you're talking the legal kind

I'm in until at least 4pm or when our last van leaves. People still need drugs at Xmas....

I blame the thatchers

I think you'll find it was you that suggested his long tongue and then asked me do an impression of what it would look like. I was stupid enough to oblige

When's that then?

Apart from the weekends and bank holidays, I'm only off on the 27th and that's to recover from Barnsley!