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Opposite the Pink Panther?

I've lived in LOndon for over twenty years. NE London. Middlesex/ Essex borders. Transport links are important (overland as well as underground) but properties are more expensive the closer you get to them. It really depends what your budget is but in my area a 3 bedroon terrace will cost between ?250k and ?320k

Have compared the meerkat? I have a virgin media bundle Phone/TV/50mb Broadband for ?50 PER MONTH (2 MONTHS FREE)

He was up and down the aisle like jilted bride, but wasn't causing any real bother. Lots of verbals but I didn't see anyone getting too irate.

Fat Frank's always a tit (or two). I didn't see anyone escorted out.

I would say there were more Bolton fans inside Upton Park at full time than WH

Was it sleepwalking then? No court in the land would convict. I don't know the full facts but apparently this fox has walked into an occupied house, past the refuse bin in the kitchen, up three flights of stairs to attack the kids. Hmmmm.... The fox's are becoming bolder because they are opportunists and we have our bins out for the weekly collections. They've taken their time but they are learning how much easier it is than chasing lambs or chickens. I still would like to eat one, though.

The usual 1-3 will do, ta!

Nowt wrong with hunting, so long as you eat what you kill. I'd even try fox. Rat is supposed to be quite tasty too and I'm currently looking for a decent (grey) squirrel recipe. Jamie Oliver is a little disappointing on this.

Drawing the words 'Fearne Cotton' on the back of your hand doesn't count.

Will she collect her pension dressed like that?

WHO WAS THE MANAGER THAT ORIGINALLY BROUGHT THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS TO BOLTON WANDERERS? .................and the spectacularly failed to get them to play, played them out of position and f*cked quite a few off? Gary Megson. Is there a prize?

A bitch's hindquarters are generally lower than the shoulders. You have to prop 'em up on a couple of housebricks for the ideal kneeling height. Thanks for asking.

What!? Taxi it is, then.

Go to Plaistow Station. It's about 10 minutes walk to Upton Park Station and 15 minutes to the graaaaaawwwnndd! Lavly Jably!

Amended for honesty's sake. HTH

One hit, one bullet I f*cking hate Peter Sutcliffe.

I am in. Fact.

Finished 2-1

Wasn't the Charlton game the last one at Burnden? I thought the first game at the Reebok was v. Everton.

Shin splints is a bit of a coverall diagnosis from Medial Tibial Stress Syndrome to greenstick fractures. The best treatment is R.I.C.E. (Rest Ice Compress and Elevate) along with as much rest as possible. Be reet. Contrast bathing also helps. ITK

I did this a while ago, but had forgotten. Anyway, my previous score was 138

He'll never fall for that! Now, had you said you saw Wayne Rooney climbing off his Mum...........

Get married on the pitch at half time. Reception in the hotel after. Sorted. Just keep the bride away from Cyril.

Creates jobs though.