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Milk Thistle / Holland & Barrett


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I can’t remember who gave the advice, but I went to H&B and bought some milk thistle earlier this week. Been taking one a day.

Had about 12 pints and half a bottle of red at the cricket yesterday, then a couple of beers on the way home. I feel right as rain this morning, which I think must be partly down to this wonderful little plant. So cheers.

That said, I had a mooch round H&B and by the Christ, they don’t half sell some dreams in there. I reckon you could blend a load of dandelions, mouse faces and dog milk, put it in a green bottle and say it cures sciatica and the pensioners would happily pay £40 a drop.

Its mental. They don’t have to prove anything, just say on the label “this supplement MIGHT stop you shitting blood” and job done.

Still, the milk thistle worked, so they might be onto something.

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On the flip side, Ive not had a beer for 3 weeks, caved last night after 14 hour shift.

2 Pints of Carling cat piss followed by 4 pint can of Heineken.

Today I feel like I've been on a 3 day treble winning bender with Jack Grealish.

Im going straight to Holland and Barrett now :D

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Just now, green genie said:

Get on select healthy. About 10th of price of high street 

Will do. Not sure I fancy shopping at H&B much, can see me getting sucked into the hype and buying crushed up owl lungs to improve my eyesight.

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4 minutes ago, green genie said:

Decent amount consumed. 


Did you feel less wankered than expected during the night? Found lasting all day seshes is the other benefit 

Yes. Slept well which is just unheard of when I’ve done an all dayer.

This is viagra for pisspots

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6 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Sounds like something Trump would champion

 

Only just stop oil fanny's would believe that 

I saw you shouting at aeroplanes today up at the pike.

Its scaring the children

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1 minute ago, stevieb said:

#science 

Yeah, man.

Science and its fucking results. Shit like phones and computers which allow access to the internet. Which was donated to humankind by benevolent aliens. 

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55 minutes ago, stevieb said:

#science 

Now, yon mon is a bit of a tit, but this milk thistle stuff is nonsense. Tried at when at uni, and total rubbish. 

There is no way after 12 pints and a bottle of wine it's washing out any liver - and that's what gives the hangovers, getting rid of poison.

It's a mild placebo at best.

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