10am bunfight for tickets tomorrow. Long, long overdue a league win here. Could be a pivotal game in our quest for promotion.

39 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Found it.

 

86-87 Aldershot

87-88 Promoted Wrexham

88-89 Wembley - Torquay

89-90 Playoffs Notts County

#90-91 Wembley - Tranmere

91-92 Cup run and the Soton game

92-93 Liverpool in Cup and Promotion, Hull, PNE etc

93-94 Cup run - Everton, Arsenal, Villa

94-95 Cup Final, Reading Play Offs

95-96 Prem

96-97 Champions. Last Season Burnden.

97-98 Relegation last day

98-99 Watford Play off final 

99-00 Barry Knight, Tranmere Semi, Villa semi. 

00-01 Play off promotion.

01-02 Youri and survival

02-03 JJ and last day survival

03-04 Boro league cup final 

04-05 UEFA qualification

05-06 UEFA France, Bulgaria, Istanbul and Portugal.

06-07 UEFA qualification

07-08 Euro jollies to Germany, Macedonia, Serbia, Spain and Portugal.

08-09 Not much but ultimately still comfortably in PL

09-10 Much the same

10-11 Brum away, Stoke semi

11-12 Relegation last day 

12-13 Nearly made Play Offs 

13-14 Think this was a dead season 

14-15 Lennon upsurge, Liverpool In cup. 

15-16 Relegation

16-17 Promotion, Vale away etc 

17-18 Forest Home, Wilbraham

18-19 Relegation 

19-20 Relegation 

20- 21 Promotion 

21 - 22  Progress:)

22 - 23  Papa Johns Winners and Play Off semis

 

Mate, that is fantastic.   Memories flooding back that I really would of struggled to arrange like that.   Copied and saved.   

54 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Aye it was a nobheads day out wasnt it.

That spoons in the centre was rammed full of every not-right weve ever produced.

I stayed over and got in a whole world of chaos in a club called The Purple Door.

Went off in the park on the way to the ground, we well & truly took the piss that day 

8 minutes ago, paulhanley said:

You'd have to lob Brighton in to that conversation too.

Jumping on this and I can't remember what division  it was -  possibly championship, but we don't remember many away teams players/performances but Swansea under brendan Rogers came to the Reebok (must have been a Promotion season for them) and they were unbelievable that day we couldn't get near as they were on a totally different level.   Always sticks out in my jaded memory this one 

56 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Found it.

 

86-87 Aldershot

87-88 Promoted Wrexham

88-89 Wembley - Torquay

89-90 Playoffs Notts County

#90-91 Wembley - Tranmere

91-92 Cup run and the Soton game

92-93 Liverpool in Cup and Promotion, Hull, PNE etc

93-94 Cup run - Everton, Arsenal, Villa

94-95 Cup Final, Reading Play Offs

95-96 Prem

96-97 Champions. Last Season Burnden.

97-98 Relegation last day

98-99 Watford Play off final 

99-00 Barry Knight, Tranmere Semi, Villa semi. 

00-01 Play off promotion.

01-02 Youri and survival

02-03 JJ and last day survival

03-04 Boro league cup final 

04-05 UEFA qualification

05-06 UEFA France, Bulgaria, Istanbul and Portugal.

06-07 UEFA qualification

07-08 Euro jollies to Germany, Macedonia, Serbia, Spain and Portugal.

08-09 Not much but ultimately still comfortably in PL

09-10 Much the same

10-11 Brum away, Stoke semi

11-12 Relegation last day 

12-13 Nearly made Play Offs 

13-14 Think this was a dead season 

14-15 Lennon upsurge, Liverpool In cup. 

15-16 Relegation

16-17 Promotion, Vale away etc 

17-18 Forest Home, Wilbraham

18-19 Relegation 

19-20 Relegation 

20- 21 Promotion 

21 - 22  Progress:)

22 - 23  Papa Johns Winners and Play Off semis

 

Proof is in the pudding. What a ride

9 hours ago, Casino said:

Was it consecutive seasons?

Think it was

1 hour ago, W.cramp said:

Jumping on this and I can't remember what division  it was -  possibly championship, but we don't remember many away teams players/performances but Swansea under brendan Rogers came to the Reebok (must have been a Promotion season for them) and they were unbelievable that day we couldn't get near as they were on a totally different level.   Always sticks out in my jaded memory this one 

I've a similar memory of Fulham in 2000. We barely touched the ball that day.

1 hour ago, W.cramp said:

Mate, that is fantastic.   Memories flooding back that I really would of struggled to arrange like that.   Copied and saved.   

He's got it pinned up on his wall next to his Lofty the Lion poster and his Muamba appearance stats.

16 minutes ago, Traf said:

He's got it pinned up on his wall next to his Lofty the Lion poster and his Muamba appearance stats.

And zicos Ipswich story

28 minutes ago, gonzo said:

And zicos Ipswich story

@Zico go on then, there may be new members who've not heard it yet.

2 hours ago, radcliffe white said:

Went off in the park on the way to the ground, we well & truly took the piss that day 

Remember it well 

47 minutes ago, perth_white said:

@Zico go on then, there may be new members who've not heard it yet.

It doesn't matter how many times I read it, it never fails to make me laugh

3 hours ago, W.cramp said:

Jumping on this and I can't remember what division  it was -  possibly championship, but we don't remember many away teams players/performances but Swansea under brendan Rogers came to the Reebok (must have been a Promotion season for them) and they were unbelievable that day we couldn't get near as they were on a totally different level.   Always sticks out in my jaded memory this one 

Reckon you're thinking of Fulham in 2000 

I don't think we played Swansea from when des lyttle cropped walker in 93 to them getting in the PL in 2011 under Rodgers  

Played them away first that season, lost, shocking performance, that's when I started to realise we were probably going down 

59 minutes ago, perth_white said:

@Zico go on then, there may be new members who've not heard it yet.

Be quicker for @gonzo to paste it

3 hours ago, paulhanley said:

You'd have to lob Brighton in to that conversation too.

Good shout.  Amazing really that Burnley (1987), Brighton (1997) and Swansea (2003) all within one game of relegation out of the league given their success since then.  It would have been unlucky for Burnley, 87 was the first year automatic relegation was introduced, prior to that the re-election system effectively protected "big" clubs from relegation.  

4 hours ago, gonzo said:

Aye it was a nobheads day out wasnt it.

That spoons in the centre was rammed full of every not-right weve ever produced.

I stayed over and got in a whole world of chaos in a club called The Purple Door.

Knew a woman who worked there and Matt Glennon was a regular 

She was 'his favourite' and earned good money out of him 

Decent pair but not the best looking, though depends what the others were like 

2 hours ago, perth_white said:

@Zico go on then, there may be new members who've not heard it yet.

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern cunts, got what you deserved etc

 

 i took it personally, so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea.....

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

 one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

 

 I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

 

 

39 minutes ago, gonzo said:

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern cunts, got what you deserved etc

 

 i took it personally, so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea.....

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

 one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

 

 I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

 

 

Still makes me smile

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern cunts, got what you deserved etc

 

 i took it personally, so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea.....

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

 one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

 

 I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

 

 

Would love to know how that conversation went down, and what point the penny dropped 🤣🤣🤣

9 hours ago, gonzo said:

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern cunts, got what you deserved etc

 

 i took it personally, so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea.....

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

 one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

 

 I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

 

 

Never gets boring

10 hours ago, gonzo said:

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern cunts, got what you deserved etc

 

 i took it personally, so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea.....

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

 one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

 

 I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

 

 

Brilliant 🤩 

Shit. Forgot I had this thread bookmarked on the train in to Northampton ready to share with my Mrs. Just text it to her even though she went to bed half an hour ago. What could possibly go wrong. 

56 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Shit. Forgot I had this thread bookmarked on the train in to Northampton ready to share with my Mrs. Just text it to her even though she went to bed half an hour ago. What could possibly go wrong. 

You’ve just doubled your valentines cost lad 

29 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

You’ve just doubled your valentines cost lad 

She’s getting a Nando’s before the Wycombe game so Valentines can fuck off

7 hours ago, Leyther_Matt said:

She’s getting a Nando’s before the Wycombe game so Valentines can fuck off

easy Nigel Havers; youre spoiling it for the rest of us 😆

20 hours ago, gonzo said:

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern cunts, got what you deserved etc

 

 i took it personally, so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea.....

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

 one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

 

 I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

 

 

Beautiful.