Hi Folks,

I’ve named all my pets after Bolton players, and need help with suggestions for my 10 year old daughters new kitten that she’s getting for Christmas.

So far I’ve had cats named:

Jussi, Youri, Mixu (all passed) and currently have a kitten called Pym. Our first and current dog is Eidur.

Looking forward to both humorous and realistic suggestions.

🙏🏻

Arfield named after Garfield the cat

Definitely file under funny. I favour  Gudni but the wife is pushing back. 

Nat (The Cat) ? 

Tomo/Thomo covers a few options.

Byrom.

Do you tell Eidur "down" ?

Joel. He's a pussy.

My previous dog was called Big Sam.

(Tried changing it to ginger cunt after a few years but he never responded to it.)

I'm liking Campo the cat. Lofty could be a shout as its the same feline ballpark.

Meow.

Yoof has a dog called Dapo. His missus is currently pregnant and vetoing all his or my suggestions for the kid. ‘ Thierry it is a boy , Gail if it is a girl’ was latest rejected after last home game. 

 

Cats are shit so maybe Vic or any of the first team squad according to opinions on here. Maybe Sarce as it will be fine as long as it is centre of attention but will sulk like a baby if not ? 

Bruno after Ngotty 

Campo the cat or just Super John.

Keepers are most cat like. You’ve had Jussi.

Felgate (posh option)

Branny

Teddy

Jim

Charlie 

Away from keepers, our neighbours cat is called JJ 

3 minutes ago, desperado said:

Keepers are most cat like. You’ve had Jussi.

Felgate (posh option)

Branny

Teddy

Jim

Charlie 

Away from keepers, our neighbours cat is called JJ 

Or you could go ironic and go for

Billy

Gavin

Steve

Juergen

Dion: they both like a good stroke.

Bob after Bob Taylor 

Called our ginger cat Lofty. He's 18 now the owd lad and now keeps the MIL company.

Shows his age that the other two options at the time were Megson (ginger pussy) and Amir (he rolls on his back as soon as you touch him).

Call a cat "Crellin " because it keeps getting in a flap.

Wanky Wanky Wanderers 

but when you need to call him in Just 

Wanky Wanky 

Tabby Nowack

Stig 

Solid name for a cat. Or a grandson for that matter, but my daughter’s having none of it.

Tommy or Tom after Tommy banks 

5 minutes ago, Hoppy said:

Tommy or Tom after Tommy banks 

... or 'Banks'.

Frankie...

He loved pussy....

Dogs are great. Cats are overrated and I suspect most folk are disappointed with their purchase once they've splashed the cash and they just amble around, preening themselves. 

McAtee? 

9 hours ago, Henrick_Pedigol said:

Hi Folks,

I’ve named all my pets after Bolton players, and need help with suggestions for my 10 year old daughters new kitten that she’s getting for Christmas.

So far I’ve had cats named:

Jussi, Youri, Mixu (all passed) and currently have a kitten called Pym. Our first and current dog is Eidur.

Looking forward to both humorous and realistic suggestions.

🙏🏻

Franck Pussi

Alf- Adam Le Fondre.

 

21 minutes ago, Traf said:

Franck Pussi

Darren Catley

Tomcat Walker