I'll start you off with painting walls in your house.

I needed to paint some walls in advance of getting the house on the market and with trade being so quiet of late, cashflow not being great and not knowing any decorators who'd do it as a favour or for a discount off a holiday, I thought I'd have a go myself.

Jesus H Fucking Christ, it looks like Harvey Price has done it.

Never again.

Beef Wellington is a bit of cunt

11 hours ago, Traf said:

I'll start you off with painting walls in your house.

I needed to paint some walls in advance of getting the house on the market and with trade being so quiet of late, cashflow not being great and not knowing any decorators who'd do it as a favour or for a discount off a holiday, I thought I'd have a go myself.

Jesus H Fucking Christ, it looks like Harvey Price has done it.

Never again.

A lot depends on the paint you use 

don.t use Any SHIT from BQ  BM 

go to a Decorator Centre     Dulux  / Crown / Johnsons

or just ask me what to use 

Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush

Not swallowing finger nails.

12 hours ago, mickbrown said:

Arf. My car does it for me now. It’s fucking witchcraft

We all have our little fetish's

11 hours ago, Dimron said:

I've discovered Dulux Satinwod...  next to no prep, covers well , dries quick and you clean your brushes in soapy water... if it doesnt move I paint it at the moment 😆

 

 

I wondered why Mcatee was  a shade of bright yellow 

Anything that involves working with straight lines. Could simply be drawing lines on a piece of paper with a ruler and it looks like a dyspraxic has done it after 12 pints.

2 hours ago, kent_white said:

Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush

That's not difficult at all 😉

Windsurfing!!

Looks easy, it's not.

I don't do any DIY whatsoever 

Missus even hangs the pictures 

She was re grouting a few tiles the other week while I was watching Tele 

My motto, if you can pay someone to do a better job than yourself, pay em. 

3 hours ago, kent_white said:

Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush

@gonzo is likely to be your best place for advice here.

 

51 minutes ago, L/H White said:

I don't do any DIY whatsoever 

Missus even hangs the pictures 

She was re grouting a few tiles the other week while I was watching Tele 

My motto, if you can pay someone to do a better job than yourself, pay em. 

That's my problem, I'm too tight. Don't want to pay someone and be disappointed when I can quite easily disappoint myself for free.

Won't touch plastering or plumbing though... too much history there

 

16 hours ago, royal white said:

If you can piss you can paint 

I reckon this was a conversation @little whitt had with the careers advisor at school

1 hour ago, L/H White said:

I don't do any DIY whatsoever 

DIY

Don't 

Involve

Yourself

15 hours ago, Sweep said:

Another hobby 😁

I thought I'd get it done over a couple of weekends off a ladder...

6 hours ago, Dimron said:

That's my problem, I'm too tight. 

Are we still talking anal g-spots or has the conversation moved on? 

Spent quite a bit of time doing DIY at my son’s place over the winter. Drilling into Australian walls is a bit of a lottery.  I’m pretty sure I’m on the Christmas Card list of Mitre 10 and Bunnings. 

6 hours ago, Spider said:

@gonzo is likely to be your best place for advice here.

 

He taught me

On 17/04/2026 at 18:20, Traf said:

I'll start you off with painting walls in your house.

I needed to paint some walls in advance of getting the house on the market and with trade being so quiet of late, cashflow not being great and not knowing any decorators who'd do it as a favour or for a discount off a holiday, I thought I'd have a go myself.

Jesus H Fucking Christ, it looks like Harvey Price has done it.

Never again.

Electrician fella says it’s the mongiest of the trades

Sparkies will remove your shorts and inspect your box until it Hertz

25 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Electrician fella says it’s the mongiest of the trades

Having met some decorators, your Munich fiance might have a point.

34 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Electrician fella says it’s the mongiest of the trades

He's right. Leccy's actually paid attention in school.

On 18/04/2026 at 06:41, kent_white said:

Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush

it's all about the toothpaste you use. Proper stuff like Sensodyne and you're laughing. Get whitening one and you don't even need to turn the light on when you go for a dump in the middle of the night.

On 18/04/2026 at 06:41, kent_white said:

Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush

Electric or manual toothbrush?
 

Asking for a friend 

On 18/04/2026 at 06:41, kent_white said:

Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush

 

29 minutes ago, freds dad said:

Electric or manual toothbrush?
 

Asking for a friend 

Electric for a good back scratching, but Kent's got me thinking 🤔