george Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Oasis,Christmas,Soft porn,Reprints of programmes,Top Gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 20, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted April 20, 2007 Oasis,Christmas,Soft porn,Reprints of programmes,Top Gear George, hardcore aficionado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Isn't Paul Merton the host of Room 101? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Isn't Paul Merton the host of Room 101? Hancock was the original host and was replaced by Merton who in turn has quit at the end of the last series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Anyway, I only read it about 6 months ago, and it gets the CWP thumbs up for "good books to read on a plane" Flying where? Venus? How quick do you read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Flying where? Venus? How quick do you read? When I was flying to New York, 8 hours each way was more than enough time to read it cover to cover and also start on another tome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Ignorant People Bullies Spoilt kids who have all the gear, but are utterly shite at sport. Des Lynham Chrons Disease. I have many more believe me, like Ten Bob Snobs....think they are well off by having a nice car/nice clothes/nice house/3 holidays a year.......but dont have a pot to piss in and are upto their eyes in debt.........Halfwits the lot of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 People who stand up on planes as soon as the seatbelt lights go off - Why? F?cking lying train announcers at Manchester Oxford Rd - They want the eyeballs slicing open with a serated tin can lid Women with small t?ts - come on there's no need for it with the modern advances in cosmtic surgury Tug Boats (swamp donkies) Scoucers - They are all victims and absolutely everthing is somebody else's fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 American R&B 'stars', people not serving quick enough, dealers not given you enough green, vodka, Southern football fans who support London clubs but live in little villages & accuse you of being backward, TV & music critics who don't make me laugh, Dave Whelan, 16yr old 'lads' at the footie who spend ?500 on football hoolie gear but are soft as sh?te, cancer, Vanessa Feltz, Anthea Turner & trains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 People who stand up on planes as soon as the seatbelt lights go off - Why? F?cking lying train announcers at Manchester Oxford Rd - They want the eyeballs slicing open with a serated tin can lid Women with small t?ts - come on there's no need for it with the modern advances in cosmtic surgury Tug Boats (swamp donkies) Scoucers - They are all victims and absolutely everthing is somebody else's fault What about those pesky RSPCA officers who still claim it is unsuitable for a man to have a relationship with a farmyard animal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 People who stand up on planes as soon as the seatbelt lights go off - Why? Especially the one's who need to go for a piss as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. If they haven't got a renal disease then really, it's uneccessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I also hate those idiots who always seem to think it appropriate to try and start a round of applause when the plane lands..................buffoons the lot of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I also hate those idiots who always seem to think it appropriate to try and start a round of applause when the plane lands..................buffoons the lot of them I think that only happens in economy class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I think that only happens in economy class. I know, I can hear them. It also annoys me when they try and poke their heads around the curtain to see what's going on.......the stewardesses should be given cattle-prods to keep the plebs and their germs out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I know, I can hear them. It also annoys me when they try and poke their heads around the curtain to see what's going on.......the stewardesses should be given cattle-prods to keep the plebs and their germs out Oh no, what's worse is one tried to use the business class loo on a flight I was on the other week. I had a word with the cabin crew who assured me had he actually got into the said cubicle, he would have been flushed away into oblivion. I felt better knowing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozzy Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 cyberspace messageboard women who spend hours chatting up cyberspace messageboard men on public forums instead of using PMs and Emails, when other people are trying to find something interesting to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Alcoholics who think it acceptable to sit in your personal space on a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozzy Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Alcoholics who think it acceptable to sit in your personal space on a train. very good that, and very quick. I was expecting a big bite but you got me back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted April 20, 2007 Members Share Posted April 20, 2007 Room 101 is a programme here on BBC2 in which irritating "celebrities" talk about things they would like to rid the world of. If they argue their case well enough then the offending "article" is consigned to Room 101. Room 101 actually comes from the George Orwell book called 1984. It's a place of torture in the basement of the "love ministry" and it houses each individulas worst possible nightmare. In the book the "hero" Winston Smith is eventually sent there for having "free thoughts" and his own nightmare is to have his face eaten off by starving rats - I'll not tell you anymore in case you decide to read the book, as it would spoil the end. Considering the book was written nearly 60 years ago, it's actually quite bizarre how he predicted that everything we do, see and pretty much think will be dictated by the government and media............. Anyway, I only read it about 6 months ago, and it gets the CWP thumbs up for "good books to read on a plane" Fookin 'ell - sorry I asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Kiddie moshers/ emos - chavs in stupidly baggy/tight jeans and slipknot/My Chemical Romance hoodies Scrotes People who feel the need to whinge anytime anything is proposed to be built or done in bolton. (waste of money, build a roller rink etc etc) Girlfriends hot mates, some how it's wrong to ogle them!! Seeing your ex and realising she was an absolute munter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Bouncers on bars that really don't need them. Especially the ones who won't let groups of two or more males in but will let any number of swamp donkeys on a hen night in regardless of how drunk they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyacky Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 old womans perfume the one that smells like a tramps damp patch, hairy muffs, chirstmas, jordan and that dickhead she wed, paul the inbred jewell, them stick on mohicans that bikers put on their helmets, and kentucky fried chicken and the spotty knobs that work in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 People in Maroon Fiestas Post Offices on a Saturday Internet Service Providers whose recorded answerphone message urges you to solve your technical issue online, despite your connection being down. Indian call centres who pause for 15 seconds before asking for you with poor pronunciation. Tracey Neville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I have to agree with the last 3, but music? Can you be a little more specific or are you like one of them hard line Taliban types? Nope, get rid of music full stop. And two more: parents who take their kids to McDonalds (or whatever fast food place) and then when its their turn spend a fućking eternity umming and arrhing and checking with their kids and re-perusing the menu like its at some sort of fućking 3* Michelin joint. Its shit you're feeding them you daft ćunts, it doesnt matter exactly what shit!!! But no, they'll engage in all manner of hand-wringing, agonised dilema over just what fućked up dip each kid wants with their shit-burger. Ĉunts. And then there's the Tesco club card holders. Fućking ćunts. God help you if you're in the checkout queue behind them when they can't locate their card. Shit me, it's a recipe for half a fućking hour of searching their purse, phoning people up, pleading with management - all for the sake of 0.12p worth of fućking credit. ĈUNTS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Nope, get rid of music full stop. And two more: parents who take their kids to McDonalds (or whatever fast food place) and then when its their turn spend a fućking eternity umming and arrhing and checking with their kids and re-perusing the menu like its at some sort of fućking 3* Michelin joint. Its shit you're feeding them you daft ćunts, it doesnt matter exactly what shit!!! But no, they'll engage in all manner of hand-wringing, agonised dilema over just what fućked up dip each kid wants with their shit-burger. Ĉunts. And then there's the Tesco club card holders. Fućking ćunts. God help you if you're in the checkout queue behind them when they can't locate their card. Shit me, it's a recipe for half a fućking hour of searching their purse, phoning people up, pleading with management - all for the sake of 0.12p worth of fućking credit. ĈUNTS!!!! Crickey! Your scarey tonight!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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