carrick loyalist Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 After years of marriage what do you get it!!! all she say's is surprise me !! any idea's?
Chadd Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 After years of marriage what do you get it!!! all she say's is surprise me !! any idea's? Leave Home
Chadd Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 Leave Home Sorry carrick loyalist it had to be said
SatanGreavsie Posted December 16, 2007 Posted December 16, 2007 This will surprise her http://www.roachbrooch.com/
Big City Girl Posted December 16, 2007 Posted December 16, 2007 Don't buy her anything - that will surprise her
bwfc_sue Posted December 16, 2007 Posted December 16, 2007 I was in the process of telling you what 'suprise me' means but kept making loads of typos so now cant be bothered, just know that'suprise me' could be the difference btween life and death!!!!
Bea Smith Posted December 16, 2007 Posted December 16, 2007 Oooh dangerous ground there Carrick, tread carefully....in fact you should pack an 'emergency stop out bag' and leave it in the car. You could give her crabs.
fishbulb Posted December 16, 2007 Posted December 16, 2007 Anal starter kit Is that for early morning when it's frosty?
carrick loyalist Posted December 16, 2007 Author Posted December 16, 2007 Imagine our joy when getting out the christmas decorations, i found a present i forgot to give the kids last year. there excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box......unfortunately it was a puppy!!!
athywhite1958 Posted December 16, 2007 Posted December 16, 2007 Good one that Carrick, it has been turned into a text and is now doing the rounds,
Smiley Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 Good one that Carrick, it has been turned into a text and is now doing the rounds, last weeks chip paper that joke!
Smiffs Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 Went to the Trafford Centre this morning. SAS operation In, out, (with lickle smiffs in pram), wifes presents bought, Xmas cards bought, nappy changed.......... 35 minutes Piece of piss. Didnt feel the need to sit and drink a hot cup of brown liquid with a fancy name for 4 quid either. Why the fcuk you wimmin need about 8 full days at it I'll never know.
HR Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 Went to the Trafford Centre this morning. SAS operation In, out, (with lickle smiffs in pram), wifes presents bought, Xmas cards bought, nappy changed.......... 35 minutes Piece of piss. Didnt feel the need to sit and drink a hot cup of brown liquid with a fancy name for 4 quid either. Why the fcuk you wimmin need about 8 full days at it I'll never know. Isnt it a bit early to be thinking about Christmas shopping?
MickyD Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 Isnt it a bit early to be thinking about Christmas shopping? Always best to wait until Christmas Eve. That way there's no 'putting off 'til tomorrow.'
Sweep Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 (edited) Always best to wait until Christmas Eve. That way there's no 'putting off 'til tomorrow.' With all the time you have on your hands, you should get your shopping done nice and early on one of the 4 days a week that you have off........................... *sits back and wonders if Micky will even bother to respond* Edited December 17, 2007 by CWP
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bolty58 Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 I wonder if I could get away with getting 'her' a Bosch 2 speed drill and a complete stainless steel fastener kit for a Lambretta?
Smiley Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 Went to the Trafford Centre this morning. SAS operation In, out, (with lickle smiffs in pram), wifes presents bought, Xmas cards bought, nappy changed.......... 35 minutes Piece of piss. Didnt feel the need to sit and drink a hot cup of brown liquid with a fancy name for 4 quid either. Why the fcuk you wimmin need about 8 full days at it I'll never know. Pah. You've shot your bolt too soon. Christmas shopping starts on the 24th.
frank_spencer Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 doing mine this afternoon tram into manc, half an hour round the shops poresents for er indoors, mum, dad, gramps and gran jobs a good un
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