Over the last 12 months i have developed a burning dislike for Newcastle. They change from one new massiah to another and one each occasion they spew out tripe bout what a big club they are and how uniue their fans are. The Keegn fiasco was a hilarious circus act!

 

The mis-management as a business takes my breath away. They are not special. They are no more pasionate than any other fans. They are fortunately geographically located so that they have a relatively large catchment area.

 

They apparntly don't have a contingency plan re players wages and contracts if they were rlagated. So arrogant are they

 

I really, really hope they get relagated. That for me would make my summer. I know it's quite sad to gain pleasure from anothers demise, but i can't help myself.

 

I would love I tell you just love it if they went down.

 

Am i alone in my feelings or are ther some WW brothers ad sisters sharing my views?

12 Tonge Moor lads went to Newcastle for the weekend two weeks back. They had a tour of St.James and were told it was a massive club by the guide only for the best man to say "The league table dont lie, can we see Shearers premiership winners medal now"

I quite like her. I think I might be mellowing with old age!

 

Take it you didn't read the interview with her in the Money section of the Sunday Times the other week.

 

A more right up herself bint you'd be hard pushed to meet.

Take it you didn't read the interview with her in the Money section of the Sunday Times the other week.

 

A more right up herself bint you'd be hard pushed to meet.

 

So you only sell Socialist Worker?

12 Tonge Moor lads went to Newcastle for the weekend two weeks back. They had a tour of St.James and were told it was a massive club by the guide only for the best man to say "The league table dont lie, can we see Shearers premiership winners medal now"

 

The good news is that Peterborough is straight down the A1, no messing about.

So you only sell Socialist Worker?

 

I'm a well read man Bolty.

 

It's what makes me so fecking intelligent.

I'm a well read man Bolty.

 

It's what makes me so fecking intelligent.

 

On that score Mick, no arguments from me

Oh but wait . . . what of our former captain if the barcodes end up in the Championship?

 

 

 

I get little pleasure out of that too!

 

 

Not to worry, MickyD .................... we'll be re-signing him for ?1m!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not to worry, MickyD .................... we'll be re-signing him for ?1m!

 

Blackburn for ?1.5m.

Blackburn for ?1.5m.

 

Sam will then get him a a diet, and you may see the old Nolan again

Sam will then get him a a diet, and you may see the old Nolan again

 

Why?

Do you think he was playing well when Sam left?

Sam will then get him a a diet, and you may see the old Nolan again

 

Oh worship the great one of Big Sam.

 

 

Nolan had gone to pot well before Big Sam left Bolton.

loads of barcodes on SSN at the moment convinced they'll stay up because they've got alan shearer, a front line that most clubs would be envious of (but couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo) and of course their famous fans...deluded bunch them geordies

loads of barcodes on SSN at the moment convinced they'll stay up because they've got alan shearer, a front line that most clubs would be envious of (but couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo) and of course their famous fans...deluded bunch them geordies

I've just seen that. Did SSN put a stall up in the city centre with a big sign saying, 'all clueless, brainless nobbers come over here for a chat'?

Good Lord they're stupid people!

loads of barcodes on SSN at the moment convinced they'll stay up because they've got alan shearer, a front line that most clubs would be envious of (but couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo) and of course their famous fans...deluded bunch them geordies

 

 

right....

 

harper in goal.

 

beye that long haired bloke, taylor, enrique

 

barton butt duff

 

viduka martins and owen.

 

is not the worst team in the premiership, not in the worst three.

 

they also have taylor, nolan,carrol,ameobi,smith,geremi,guthrie,guthierez, lovenkrands, a first team squad of 40.

 

they should nt be where they are but they are, in their run in last night was the 'easiest' game they had

 

they will be fucked quicker than captain zero in the sex park if they go down, they will have to give players away as they will not be able to pay wages.

 

i would nt be surprised if they go bust and end up with a 10 point deduction next year.

 

they deserve it all if only for that embarasment of a Top Chanter they dragged out last night and blowing the league against united.

Spot on.

 

With their squad, they should be aiming for Europe, not Peterborough.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/20...e?commentpage=2

 

Newcastle were going to leave nothing to chance when it came to "getting the crowd going". Graeme Danby, a burly opera singer carrying a black-and-white-flag in one hand and a microphone in the other, walked around the pitch singing the club's hymn, The Blaydon Races. The song's irony is that the races were held on an island that sank into the Tyne, much as Newcastle have been doing for the last 18 months. Ashley read the words from a crib sheet.

 

Then, Danby advanced towards the smattering of those who had made what on a Monday night was the absurdly long trek from Portsmouth and asked "Have you come in a fucking car?" As befits Ashley's Newcastle it was loud, crass and unfunny. You can't imagine them doing it at Arsenal. At the end, the "carload" was singing The Pompey Chimes interspersed with shouts of "We are staying up" - words no Newcastle throat can utter with confidence.

 

 

A beautiful comeuppance.

A heartwarming piece.

 

Mike Ashley, the Chav King of the Geordie Nation.

A heartwarming piece.

 

Mike Ashley, the Chav King of the Geordie Nation.

 

Don't be rude about Newcastle, after all we have all put money into them via their sponsorship by Northern Rock and RBS. Come to think of it how can they both afford it and what business benefits does it bring them? Or is it a freebee for their top managers?

But Newcastle can?t go down they get 50,000 fans every week without fail and never tell anyone about it! Did i mention they have lots of fans.

 

Good riddance take Sunderland and your Messiah with you!

Sadly, I have a feeling that they'll just escape. I believe that Middlesbrough and Hull will be joining WBA in relegation. I do hope that I'm wrong though

Hull will beat us @ the Bok (hopefully)

yet another defeat. they must be getting seriously worried now. Poor Kevin Nolan moves from captain of a mid table prem club to a relegated one where he can't get a game. The toon's destiny is in our hands: we must lose at home to both Hull and Sunderland at thet will be the toon down. I am looking forward to a summer of watching fat geordies grying. Shardenfraude!

yet another defeat. they must be getting seriously worried now. Poor Kevin Nolan moves from captain of a mid table prem club to a relegated one where he can't get a game. The toon's destiny is in our hands: we must lose at home to both Hull and Sunderland at thet will be the toon down. I am looking forward to a summer of watching fat geordies grying. Shardenfraude!

 

I will be happy to see Newcastle's demise . . . and hopefully it'll be a few years! Poor deluded bastards that they are.

yet another defeat. they must be getting seriously worried now. Poor Kevin Nolan moves from captain of a mid table prem club to a relegated one where he can't get a game. The toon's destiny is in our hands: we must lose at home to both Hull and Sunderland at thet will be the toon down. I am looking forward to a summer of watching fat geordies grying. Shardenfraude!

 

Im looking forward to fat geordie kids crying while their dad is stood next to them with no shirt.

 

Best fans in the world though..........................................................................

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..............honest