isaacunt Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Little minxes them borders Up there with St Bernards Widders I've been laughing for the last 3 mins, all the office are askin what I'm laughing at!! Best post replies this year!! Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Firthy Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I had to get my dog put down last year that I'd had for 14 years. I did my best to be manly about it, ruffling his head and saying "It'll be alright mate" while the vet injected him. I just about managed to thank the vet without choking, then had to leg it outside where I sat in my car for 20 minutes crying like a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted May 18, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2009 I had to get my dog put down last year that I'd had for 14 years. I did my best to be manly about it, ruffling his head and saying "It'll be alright mate" while the vet injected him. I just about managed to thank the vet without choking, then had to leg it outside where I sat in my car for 20 minutes crying like a baby. aye, its hard, and my sympathy goes to anyone who loses a pet, particularly a dog, but if any consolation yours went peacefully, I was walking mine up around Red Lane, when it ran off into the fields up there, I heard it barking, then a bang then yelping, got into the field just in time to see a look a like of granny from the beverley hillbillies, stood over my "best friend" and "put it out of its mysery by shooting it again in the head! she had hit in in the legs the first time. It was chasing her sheep so i suppose its fair enough, but I was only 11! plus it cost me dad ?100 for the sheep that had to be destroyed too. never had a pet since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemon Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If my cats died i'd be gutted condolences to a fellow Leyther Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 aye, its hard, and my sympathy goes to anyone who loses a pet, particularly a dog, but if any consolation yours went peacefully, I was walking mine up around Red Lane, when it ran off into the fields up there, I heard it barking, then a bang then yelping, got into the field just in time to see a look a like of granny from the beverley hillbillies, stood over my "best friend" and "put it out of its mysery by shooting it again in the head! she had hit in in the legs the first time. It was chasing her sheep so i suppose its fair enough, but I was only 11! plus it cost me dad ?100 for the sheep that had to be destroyed too. never had a pet since. Chasing sheep or not, if anybody shot my dog, I'd turn the gun on them. It really is as bad as losing a family member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted May 18, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2009 aye, its hard, and my sympathy goes to anyone who loses a pet, particularly a dog, but if any consolation yours went peacefully, I was walking mine up around Red Lane, when it ran off into the fields up there, I heard it barking, then a bang then yelping, got into the field just in time to see a look a like of granny from the beverley hillbillies, stood over my "best friend" and "put it out of its mysery by shooting it again in the head! she had hit in in the legs the first time. It was chasing her sheep so i suppose its fair enough, but I was only 11! plus it cost me dad ?100 for the sheep that had to be destroyed too. never had a pet since. That really is a shitter that! I know farmers have the right and all that but was that really necessary for a fucking 100 quid sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 That really is a shitter that! I know farmers have the right and all that but was that really necessary for a fucking 100 quid sheep? Sounds like a Viz story! I'm with BCG on this one. Shoot my dog and I'd bite their face off & spit it out down their neck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 That really is a shitter that! I know farmers have the right and all that but was that really necessary for a fucking 100 quid sheep? and its unborn lambs... http://www.nfuonline.com/x25364.xml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M G WHITES Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 aye, its hard, and my sympathy goes to anyone who loses a pet, particularly a dog, but if any consolation yours went peacefully, I was walking mine up around Red Lane, when it ran off into the fields up there, I heard it barking, then a bang then yelping, got into the field just in time to see a look a like of granny from the beverley hillbillies, stood over my "best friend" and "put it out of its mysery by shooting it again in the head! she had hit in in the legs the first time. It was chasing her sheep so i suppose its fair enough, but I was only 11! plus it cost me dad ?100 for the sheep that had to be destroyed too. never had a pet since. I would have beat the c unt to death if she would have shot my dog. Would not have mattered if she was chasing her sheep or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylswhite Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 aye, its hard, and my sympathy goes to anyone who loses a pet, particularly a dog, but if any consolation yours went peacefully, I was walking mine up around Red Lane, when it ran off into the fields up there, I heard it barking, then a bang then yelping, got into the field just in time to see a look a like of granny from the beverley hillbillies, stood over my "best friend" and "put it out of its mysery by shooting it again in the head! she had hit in in the legs the first time. It was chasing her sheep so i suppose its fair enough, but I was only 11! plus it cost me dad ?100 for the sheep that had to be destroyed too. never had a pet since. Fucking hell thats bad! Im sure if you werent just a kid at the time you would of gone mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted May 18, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2009 Yes you're right EG and im sure the farmer was well within her rights to do so but at the end of the day, she was compensated for her sheep. An 11 year old witnessed their 'best friend' being murdered, which ever way you look at it that is fucking rough justice. Would the sound of a shotgun going off not been enough to scare the dog away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Sounds like a Viz story! I'm with BCG on this one. Shoot my dog and I'd bite their face off & spit it out down their neck! But to be fair, the sheep would only laugh at your dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 But to be fair, the sheep would only laugh at your dog Fair point: The lambs down the road were staring at her the other week thinking she was a relation & vice versa! Bless her! Arhhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Ambassador Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Had to have a horse put to sleep a year ago was gutted, Did every thing possible even had her taken to vet hospital (robbing Buggers) but she was a pet so did the best for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I would have beat the c unt to death if she would have shot my dog. Would not have mattered if she was chasing her sheep or not. MG i have to say your a braver man than me taking on a woman with a shotgun who kills a dog cold blooded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If my cats died i'd be gutted condolences to a fellow Leyther Have the cat gutted instead & have your tennis racket re-strung. Viz handy hint number 237 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Ambassador Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 MG i have to say your a braver man than me taking on a woman with a shotgun who kills a dog cold blooded He would be OK if he dressed in a fleece top & pants. Then he could come from behind with a baseball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 He would be OK if he dressed in a fleece top & pants. Then he could come from behind with a baseball bat. Nah, way too risky - doing that you are risking that Widnes could come from behind with his pork sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M G WHITES Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 He would be OK if he dressed in a fleece top & pants. Then he could come from behind with a baseball bat. Under no circumstances would i ever were a fleece top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Under no circumstances would i ever were a fleece top But you're not adversed to fleece pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M G WHITES Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 But you're not adversed to fleece pants? Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Firthy Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 When I was a kid I left the front door open one morning after getting the milk off the step. My dog was only a puppy then, and he snuck out. Anyway, the guy a couple of doors down was just leaving for work and my dog went over to say hello. The cruel bastard booted it across the pavement, and it legged it home yelping. Unbeknownst to him, my dad had just arrived home from a night shift and had watched the whole thing from his car. He got out, casually strolled over, and floored the prick with a well placed headbutt. This was one of those moments that prompted me to say "my dad" when my mates would ask me who my hero was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 We had a dog live in the house across the road. Annoying little twat of a thing. Anyway the owner would let it out for a mooch, and quite often it would shit on our front lawn. My Dad, when he went to cut the lawn, would scoop up the shit with a garden hoe and fling it back across the road from whence it came. If it landed on their bonnet, or on their windows, it mattered not and eventually they stopped letting the dog out to shit on the street. Hence, I too was proud of my Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) aye, its hard, and my sympathy goes to anyone who loses a pet, particularly a dog, but if any consolation yours went peacefully, I was walking mine up around Red Lane, when it ran off into the fields up there, I heard it barking, then a bang then yelping, got into the field just in time to see a look a like of granny from the beverley hillbillies, stood over my "best friend" and "put it out of its mysery by shooting it again in the head! she had hit in in the legs the first time. It was chasing her sheep so i suppose its fair enough, but I was only 11! plus it cost me dad ?100 for the sheep that had to be destroyed too. never had a pet since. I think there is something in the water up there, they all seem to look the same and justas nasty at times Edited May 19, 2009 by Breightmet Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted May 19, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2009 Fucking hell thats bad! Im sure if you werent just a kid at the time you would of gone mental just cried all the way home to tell my dad to be honest, half expecting him as well as hoping he would go off his head and burn the bitches barn down or sommat, but he just said, ok, went up in his van with me, collected the dog, for what I thought was going to be a burial in the back yard with full honours, instead he just threw it in the back and took it to the incinerator on Vernon St . think there is something in the water up there, they all seem to look the same and justas nasty at times when we were sorting it out, apparently it was the 15th dog she had shot that summer, nice work if you can get it at ?100 a chuck i suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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