Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

R.I.P.D.

 

1/10 bog wank

You'll be pleased to know he's in a raft of films coming out this year. I went to watch Jack Ryan, and he was in at least two of the trailers beforehand as well.

 

Oh, and Jack Ryan's not a bad film... bit too "America the Great" for me (ironic?) and Kiera Knightley does not look good in it... and she puts on a really annoying American accent.

 

6 or 7 out of 10, for me.

Costner blows hot and cold. Really enjoyed Mr. Brooks.

Inside Llewyn Davies……. going to give this an outing tonight.

Anyone seen - recommend?

Inside Llewyn Davies……. going to give this an outing tonight.

Anyone seen - recommend?

5/10. Disappointed after the reviews.

5/10. Disappointed after the reviews.

It's a Coen brothers film, therefore all critics automatically proclaim it a masterpiece for fear of being the only one who doesn't involuntarily jizz.

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict the Robocop remake will be akin to accidentally treading dogshit throughout your house, then noticing the dog had worms too.

Edited January 23, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict the Robocop remake will be akin to accidentally treading dogshit throughout your house, then noticing the dog had worms too.

I cant see it doing it for fans of the original

 

Ie me

 

He's half human for a start

 

Roboplegicquadspazcop sounds a better title

They probably think they'll win over fans of the original if he (quaddraspazzedcop) says:

 

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me..."

 

They won't.

Edited January 23, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

5/10. Disappointed after the reviews.

After reading the synopsis I'm amazed you watched it.

Great documentary for fans of the original series of films: 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoQ1mOrV8Nc

Great documentary for fans of the original series of films: 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoQ1mOrV8Nc

Hard on in the Darby household

I put Riddick on this afternoon

 

Fuck knows how but I managed an hour before I turned it off

 

Pile of shite

Watched white House Down last night, it was ok, typical yanky hero film but worth a watch

Watched white House Down last night, it was ok, typical yanky hero film but worth a watch

thats a cheep olimpus has fallen

Filth last night.

 

Was alreet.

Just watched Lone Survivor

 

Superb film

 

Bring homes what our troops go through for us

 

Dust in my eyes at the end

 

9/10

Vinyl - 3/10.

Fire with Fire - 4/10

Wolf Of Wall Street

 

That is all

lone survivor  fuck me that was good 9/10

Watched lone survivor myself today best film I've watched for a long time

9.5/10

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by aidybwfc

Nowt really to say about wolf of wall street that's not been said already

 

Bout time dicaprio won an Oscar

WOWS downloaded for tonight, looking forward to it after the wways film critics have spoken

WOWS downloaded for tonight, looking forward to it after the wways film critics have spoken

 

You'll fucking love it mate.

 

 

I need to get out more.  Clocked up 3 filums this weekend...

 

Dallas Buyers Club - Fair fucks to Matthew McConaughey.  Must've dropped down to about 8 stone for his bad AIDS ridden role.  Top notch acting but dragged on and found I didn't really care about any of the characters.  6/10

 

The Book Thief - I must be going soft.  Thoroughly enjoyed this 'charming' tale of a young adopted girl in WWII Germany. 7.5/10

 

All Is Lost - Excellent.  Oddly for a film where there is probably only 5 or 6 sentences spoken in the entirety of it, it's completely gripping.  Kudos to the makers of it as they don't try and make it too exciting with million ft high waves and the like, but they do capture his sense of desperation but will to survive magnificently.  8/10

WOWS downloaded for tonight, looking forward to it after the wways film critics have spoken

 

If I like it, anyone will like it.

 

theres probably only about 30 films in the world i like

Haven't seen any of the new ones but i'd be tempted to watch 'Episode 7' to see the original cast reunited.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/jan/23/star-wars-episode-7-carrie-fisher

 

 

"Star Wars Episode 7: Carrie Fisher 'confirms' return. Actor who played Princess Leia reports that she, Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford will return"