Smiffs Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Are they retarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 NB you havent answered the the question of the topic I don't do lezzer stuff, sorry . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 thats all you had to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 Anyway, back on topic, have you ever shagged a bird whats got a Welsh, Irish, Lancastrian twang all mixed up, ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Anyway, back on topic, have you ever shagged a bird whats got a Welsh, Irish, Lancastrian twang all mixed up, ? so a scouser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I once knocked back a bloody gorgeous bloke as he was from Dudley if that's any help, LW. God knows how bad he'd have sounded on the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 so a scouser? Talk about inbreds, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I once knocked back a bloody gorgeous bloke as he was from Dudley if that's any help, LW. God knows how bad he'd have sounded on the job. how come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 how come? Have you ever heard a Dudley accent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Was it Fat Sam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Have you ever heard a Dudley accent? yeah so thats why u knocked him back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Was it Fat Sam? His accent isn't actually no.1 on the list of reasons I wouldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) I once knocked back a bloody gorgeous bloke as he was from Dudley if that's any help, LW. God knows how bad he'd have sounded on the job. Its that funny grunting noise what counts in copulation, Eeee, that wer aw reet. and a still geet a bit a baccy in mi pipe.ont side er bed Edited December 18, 2010 by leigh white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 You grunt when you're having it off? Good Lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) I just strip down to me undies, and grunt when some Flogknob as switched the pillows. Edited December 18, 2010 by leigh white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted December 18, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2010 nowt worse than a quiet bird when you're shagging. if you're not going to moan, at least talk some filth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 No, I think its fast and different. They talk and think faster than most. The Bolton accent is slow, takes an age to get a story or joke out ! There is a new modern Scouse accent, that is fake and Traditional Scousers hate, and its the samewith the Mancs. Listen to Liam and Noel Gallagher talk, you would think one was from Oldham and one from Shameless ! The Bolton accent is the Comedy accent of now. I have even had peole at work, new people, say things like, "Wow, I didnt think their was anyone that talked like Peter Kay. didnt think it was a real accent" Put the rod away Pablo eh? Everyone associates that Irish half breed accent with thievery and glassbacked bone idleness so there's no fcuking point trying to make out it's a desirable trait. In comparsion, the Bolton accent is magnificent (as it is compared to any other accent anywhere)and something to be proud of. Only an intellectually challenged scouser could think otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 pulled a scouse bird in her home quaters and ended up back at john moores university... after rattling her,she then proceeded to throw up all over the gaff! nice. worse thing was,i couldnt get out of the place without a swipe card!..had to bail out through the fire exit and scale the fence!! happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted December 19, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2010 at least talk some filth... What like... Ooh that's good. I need to hoover and polish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Scouse birds in general spend alot of time looking after their appearance, go out in Liverpool and there's a higher proportion of belters than any other city I've been out in, in the UK I've had the pleasure of 1 or 2 in the sack and I'm a fan Oh and did I mention that I marry a scouser in April. Although interestingly if you write scouser on the iPhone, predictive txt comes up with avoided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I once fingered a bird once from southport, You must have fucking long fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Francis Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 nowt worse than a quiet bird when you're shagging. Alf lad, I can only dream of meeting a bird who doesn't scream the house down when I'm having sex with her. Back to the subject....3 scouse birds have had the pleasure of my penis being inserted into their vaginas.In fact, thinking back, one of them had breast enlargements! Although, I think she must of run out of money, as one her breasts was half the size of the other! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Maybe going to Edgehill uni in Knowsley so is Possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Put the rod away Pablo eh? Everyone associates that Irish half breed accent with thievery and glassbacked bone idleness so there's no fcuking point trying to make out it's a desirable trait. In comparsion, the Bolton accent is magnificent (as it is compared to any other accent anywhere)and something to be proud of. Only an intellectually challenged scouser could think otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 Maybe going to Edgehill uni in Knowsley so is Possible Shagging a bird from Huyton, Kirkby and Bootle dont count, its got to be in the Liverpool city limits to get your scouse wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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