anewman Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Day 4 now working away and my eyes are swimming, whats the recommended maximum amount of time before emptying the fuckers?
Breightmet Boy Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 4 days without a empty and youve got serious prostrate problems I'd say. Barrow Bromide Bitter fucks you up !!!
athywhite1958 Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Surely LW [Leigh White not Little Whitt] can arrange an emptying session for you with one of his conquests er contacts up there
only1swanny Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 I heard after 3 days you start to loose the plot, you'll be wearing a Jussi shirt soon ...
MickyD Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Has your nose started running yet? That's a sure sign your reaching capacity and need to offload urgently.
juewanderer Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Has your nose started running yet? That's a sure sign your reaching capacity and need to offload urgently. :: Brilliant
anewman Posted June 9, 2011 Author Posted June 9, 2011 Has your nose started running yet? That's a sure sign your reaching capacity and need to offload urgently. Funnily enough micky, my nose is streaming, just thought it was man flu
Didledee Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Make a fake article on Jussi getting fired, fap yourself silly, problem solved.
JD74 Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Day 4 now working away and my eyes are swimming, whats the recommended maximum amount of time before emptying the fuckers? Need a hand????
bolty58 Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 (edited) J. We've all heard of a fishermans friend (jar of warm worms with a bit of sand for roughage) and fruiterers root (down the middle of a peeled orange) when you need to blow the ballast tanks but this one lasts a bit longer. It is given to oil and gas workers down here when they are going for a long stint on the rigs. 'Offshore Survival Techniques'. Couple of Scotchbrite pads and a johnny or rubber glove and you're away me old son. Just make sure you put the abrasive faces to the outside. Edited June 9, 2011 by bolty58
green genie Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 J. We've all heard of a fishermans friend (jar of warm worms with a bit of sand for roughage) and fruiterers root (down the middle of a peeled orange) when you need to blow the ballast tanks but this one lasts a bit longer. It is given to oil and gas workers down here when they are going for a long stint on the rigs. 'Offshore Survival Techniques'. Couple of Scotchbrite pads and a johnny or rubber glove and you're away me old son. Just make sure you put the abrasive faces to the outside. You can pretend it's Marge Simpson
anewman Posted June 9, 2011 Author Posted June 9, 2011 Err no thanks bolty, I will take up jdurkin74's offer ta very much
JD74 Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Err no thanks bolty, I will take up jdurkin74's offer ta very much Oh right - best get limbering up then
athywhite1958 Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 J. We've all heard of a fishermans friend (jar of warm worms with a bit of sand for roughage) and fruiterers root (down the middle of a peeled orange) when you need to blow the ballast tanks but this one lasts a bit longer. It is given to oil and gas workers down here when they are going for a long stint on the rigs. 'Offshore Survival Techniques'. Couple of Scotchbrite pads and a johnny or rubber glove and you're away me old son. Just make sure you put the abrasive faces to the outside. Little Whitt would
little whitt Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 should have said mate would have let you take KERMIT up for the week just had him dry cleaned
bolty58 Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 should have said mate would have let you take KERMIT up for the week just had him dry cleaned Please say 'her'.
bolty58 Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Only a few more hours to go I'll be watching for 'UK Tsunami' news then
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