leigh white Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 If you pissed in the water at the swimming baths, it turned red!! and wanking made you go blind., thank god for spell check on keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbobby Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 On The Wirral (I know) it was a test tube (not a coke bottle) that the girl in class played with, and when the teacher came to see what was happening she crossed her legs. And it was a shampoo bottle that turned her inside out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campos_Wig Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 This might have a grain of truth in it Jazza, not strippers on the BBC, but one of my earliest telly memories was something my dad used to watch when I was about 3 year old. It must have been on ITV and it was called 'Live from Monte Carlo' or something like that - my memories are vague, but what I do remember was it was a European 'Variety' show, on at about midnight on a Saturday and they had a regular troupe of 'showgirls'/dancing girls performing (you know, with feather headdresses and all that) and that sometimes they had their tits out (this isn't false memory - I can still see my dad perched on the edge of the couch, leering and dribbling into his can of Guinness). Can anyone older confirm this? (The existence of the show - not that my dad was a big, old pervert, and didn't mind his young son seeing half-naked women). Are you thinking of Tutti frutti. It was a german tv programme that could be picked up in the uk. My link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted November 7, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 7, 2011 This might have a grain of truth in it Jazza, not strippers on the BBC, but one of my earliest telly memories was something my dad used to watch when I was about 3 year old. It must have been on ITV and it was called 'Live from Monte Carlo' or something like that - my memories are vague, but what I do remember was it was a European 'Variety' show, on at about midnight on a Saturday and they had a regular troupe of 'showgirls'/dancing girls performing (you know, with feather headdresses and all that) and that sometimes they had their tits out (this isn't false memory - I can still see my dad perched on the edge of the couch, leering and dribbling into his can of Guinness). Can anyone older confirm this? (The existence of the show - not that my dad was a big, old pervert, and didn't mind his young son seeing half-naked women). paris by night allegedly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 We had Viniger Vera who used to suck Mongy Greg off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted November 7, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 7, 2011 Are you thinking of Tutti frutti. It was a german tv programme that could be picked up in the uk. My link tutti frutti was italian was shown on bravo or similar as italian stripping housewives or so my mate told me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 When I was a lad in the days of yore... I was convinced that 20 minutes after BBC played the national anthem at the end of the night a programme came on showing strippers. I was 12 and sneaked downstairs out of the gaze of my parents to watch a telly showing interference for ages. I must have done it about 20 times before I realised it was bollox Jazza it was true you just didn't wait long enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted November 7, 2011 Members Share Posted November 7, 2011 tutti frutti was italian was shown on bravo or similar as italian stripping housewives or so my mate told me The Tutti Frutti I remeber so fondly was on a German channel called RTL. It looked like some short of shit gameshow. I hadn't a clue what it was about, but there were tits on show which is all that mattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) Tutti Frutti is a bit late, and we didn't have Sky either. Paris by Night sounds a more likely candidate, but I'm sure it had Monte Carlo/Monaco in the title - but the artistes definitely had their tits out occasionally, tastefully of course... I heard the razor blade/slide one - those joints connecting the pipes were fecking bad enough, you could get some real speed up if you went down on your shoulder and heels only, they had to introduce a 'traffic light' system. No wonder it shut down - I think me and my mates only paid about three times, shorts on under jeans/hand towel wrapped around waist, then, if we were caught we could say "were only looking for our mates - why would we sneak in when we've no kit? FFS". It (The Water Place) would be unworkable these days, in this ambulance chasing culture. How many times would one of your visits end up with a trip to the Royal Infirmary for stitches or an X-Ray for one of your number? Without a thought for 'compo' ("have you been injured?" compo - not the bloke out of 'Summer Wine'). "I was given the wrong type of ladder..." - no you weren't, this is actually an ongoing process called Natural Selection. Edited November 7, 2011 by Youri McAnespie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Costanza Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 There was one bloke who caught my school bus home - everyone yelled 'What's cookin' at him and he'd twitch and start talking to himself - apparently he had set his house on fire with a stray cig and it killed his family. He got his own back though as once he bit one the lads who shouted at him, and then ran off shouting 'I've got HIV' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Costanza Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The Tutti Frutti I remeber so fondly was on a German channel called RTL. It looked like some short of shit gameshow. I hadn't a clue what it was about, but there were tits on show which is all that mattered. Eurotrash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted November 7, 2011 Members Share Posted November 7, 2011 Eurotrash? Nope. Tutti Frutti. Eurotrash was good for random softcore sex scenes and boobies though. Didn't Jean Paul Gaultier, randomly, originally present it? RTL was a German satellite channel that everyone's SKY dish used to pick up. Not only did it show Tutti Frutti but also softcore pornos too, usually starring women with exceedingly hairy muffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 Nope. Tutti Frutti. Eurotrash was good for random softcore sex scenes and boobies though. Didn't Jean Paul Gaultier, randomly, originally present it? Him and Antoine De Caunes - features like 'sit on me', where some tasty lass simply came and sat on De Caunes knee for a minute or so - while some quirky music played. Does anyone remember 'America's Top Ten' with Casey Kaseem? on in the early hours of Saturday? Well that was shite, but, straight after it was 'Europe's Countdown' or something - a chart show with all the random songs that were hits in France, Italy, Spain etc. This was a good thing as 'Sabrina' was number 1 for weeks over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted November 7, 2011 Members Share Posted November 7, 2011 I think I was 12 when that song was out. Sabrina used to occupy my thoughts quite a lot ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemon Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 having a cig straight after a joint gets you more stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HR Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Owner of Chrlies Chippy used to spit in the fat to check if it was hot enough He also rinsed out the polystyrene trays for re-use. Any female teacher seen with a male teacher and they were 'having it off' Any female techer who wore trousers for a single day was a lezzer. Shagging a bird ont'blob would gaurantee immunity from pregnancy. Theres a ghost in Central Park that steals tennage girls' knickers. All true all true. The National Anthem Strippers one is true. You have to sing along to make it work though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted November 11, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 11, 2011 Charlies Chips bloke used to use reconstituted fish, sticking offcuts together. Actually, probably true. A house on Bury Rd near the cop shop was a knocking shop. Can't be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Rumour around school that if you fiddled about with the cable at the back of the original 90's sky box, you could watch the filth channels, i think half my year tried it whilst they had their pants around th'ankles All I got was the fuzz and "please wait" message so i sacked it off and put SAT1 on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted November 11, 2011 Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 Rumour around school that if you fiddled about with the cable at the back of the original 90's sky box, you could watch the filth channels, i think half my year tried it whilst they had their pants around th'ankles All I got was the fuzz and "please wait" message so i sacked it off and put SAT1 on Hahaha. Thought it was just me who'd been that stupid to believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts