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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Ah reet, I'm going to nip in Salon 24 and ask if they are the same

 

 

Noooo, you miss my point. Keeping him in the loft stops the trade of saddos traipsing in Salon 24. :nea:

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after posting this it has prompted to take a look in the box of VHS tapes that have followed me through 3 moves.

 

there is actually a video in there with 'crocodile shoes-the last episode' written on the front in biro.....why the fucking hell did i tape it in the first place!

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after posting this it has prompted to take a look in the box of VHS tapes that have followed me through 3 moves.

 

there is actually a video in there with 'crocodile shoes-the last episode' written on the front in biro.....why the fucking hell did i tape it in the first place!

 

you didn't

 

its code for 'porn i don't want the mrs to find'

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saw the advert for that toneet on channel 4. 2 houses and a garage full of shite.

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Once attended a house fire like that in Astley Bridge. The old bloke lived in a similar manner with corridors in between the tons of newspapers and general shite he had collected.

We found his body underneath all the shit after a fire. He had been unable to escape.

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It's showing him now, crawling around his tunnels - it looks like a right laugh, he could pretend he's a Viet Cong or one of the Great Escapees.

 

How come his floor joists don't give way?

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I'm having frigging panic attacks watching this programme!!! I don't do clutter! This bloke must have some sort of mental health problems to live like that!!

 

No shit Sherlock!:tongue:

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that fella helping him, fair play to him

 

If he was just doing it for no ulterior motive - good bloke, but, call me a cynic...

 

A few years ago I got talking to a couple who were friends of a friend, among other things they were telling me about this neighbour of theirs. This guy was a Unibond league hoarder compared to the guy tonight, but he was a hoarder/oddbod with no family or mates and in poor health. The couple went on to tell me how they were playing good samaritan - taking plates of food around, getting him a bit of shopping in etc. They were saying how they'd 'worked on him' and almost had him to the point of agreeing to sell the house/sign it over, for ?8000 cash (the property was probably worth about ?80/90k at the time).

I was smiling and nodding along but feeling inner rage and contempt as they carried on detailing their plan.

 

I told my mate about it and he agreed it was a c*nt's trick but what could we do? I was glad to hear, a few months later, their nefarious plan had fallen through - they'd got a surveyor in, and the house needed literally gutting - everything bar the four exterior walls needed replacing. A silver lining to the story was he [the surveyor] also gave their house a once over, and I'm pleased to report that the house they owned wasn't far behind the hoarder's in the 'falling to bits' stakes, some problem with groundwater building up or something like that - Ha!

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