gonzo Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 im a fucking nightmere. ive got clothes from when i was 4 stone lighter,bwfc tickets from 92,and even the shittest bread knife in the world with a broken handle because it was the first thing i bought when i moved into my first house! i even have a wad of train tickets dating ten years plus. sad cunt i know....any other hoarders on ere?
no balls Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Have you watched that programme on Discovery: Buried Alive? Get on that!
Juan.Kerr Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Sra. kerr. We've got carrier bags galore in our house. All with one thing in,that's been there since we were at no.46
Danny G Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 I finally threw out a shit load of clothes that either dont fit or would not look right on a 30 year old who now shops at Burtons I always seem to collect the ticket stubs from when I fly cant bring myself to chuck them
L/H White Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Shit loads of match tickets, plane tickets, gig tickets. Always keep them for some reason.
superjohnmcginlay Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Viynl, shes not getting rid of that or my 1210's
L/H White Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Never chuck my porn collection either, can't bring myself to it.
jazza Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) I keep anything that someone important to me has ever bought me, I feel it is a betrayal to get rid Edited December 14, 2011 by jazza
Theboybell Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 im a fucking nightmere. ive got clothes from when i was 4 stone lighter,bwfc tickets from 92,and even the shittest bread knife in the world with a broken handle because it was the first thing i bought when i moved into my first house! i even have a wad of train tickets dating ten years plus. sad cunt i know....any other hoarders on ere? Tickets from concerts, train, footy and places i have been (Effel tower x3 etc....) i have a little box and everything.
gonzo Posted December 14, 2011 Author Posted December 14, 2011 Never chuck my porn collection either, can't bring myself to it. not when your in em you cant!!
Danny G Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Never chuck my porn collection either, can't bring myself to it. Do you still have mags? Thats very old school of you
Gonk Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Why would anyone other than a mother throw porn out.
Youri McAnespie Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Why would anyone other than a mother throw porn out. How do you explain 'bush toddies' (insert your own euphemism here) ? The miraculous appearance of porn in bushes that any lad the wrong side of 30 will remember, what a boon they were - God bless those perverts... I try and imagine the scene now, a bloke has been told it's 'her' or his long cherished magazine 'girlfriends' - unable to part with them in such a cruel manner (in the wheelie bin under her watchful eye/rolling pin) he retrieves them later and releases them into the wild in a moonlit ceremony - wishing that they find a new home/owners*. * Their home will probably be another set of bushes, under the stewardship of a bunch of lads - who sit in the bushes marvelling at the bushes Until they one day disappear (who was nicking these tattered 3rd hand grumbles?)
farnworth white Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 We are moving soon so been going through hoarded crap in boxes,bags etc. Found old Travel Club tickets from 1980s. Like others on here found old football,cricket and concert tickets....and I have still kept them....why I don't know. Even found some post I hadn't even opened from 2002. I see there is a programme on next Wednesday Channel 4 at 9.00pm that would put most hoarders off here to shame...Obsessive Compulsive Hoarder
Mona Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 years and years of BWFC programmes, Home & Away..... all stuck in the loft .... and then I heard this yesterday http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-16166722
no balls Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 years and years of BWFC programmes, Home & Away..... all stuck in the loft . You've not got George tied up up there too, have you?
Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) Got the usual old match tickets hanging around. Had the stubb from a European game in my wallet; it came into it's own at Nat's funeral, when Franky Worthy appeared, I got him to autograph it (it was this or a tenner, and I figured he might keep the latter!). A while ago my wallet needed replacing- bought a new one, chucked away all the old receipts secreted within the old one. Suddenly, a couple of days later a had a feeling of dread- Yes, the autographed ticket had gone into the recycling too- and had been collected! Edited December 15, 2011 by Tonge moor green jacket
Youri McAnespie Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) I was going through my old match tickets/gig tickets/flyers etc. t'other day. I've noticed about three seasons are slowly disappearing into the ether - all my Burnden ones are OK as are the early and most recent Reebok ones... The ink is fading fast on the others, I'm in two minds whether to bin them - you can hardly tell who we were playing on some, I started being sad(der) and going on Soccerbase with the dates to see who we'd played (to write it down on the back), then caught what I was doing Edited December 15, 2011 by Youri McAnespie
Pablo Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 Wife does it, pisses me off sumert wicked ! She will keep Xmas cards from everyone, and old pillows, and those gift bags. All kept under the bed and on top of wardrobe's....which are starting to buckle under the weight!!!!! She keeps almost every pair of kids shoes, just in case someone will want them!!!! We have huge arguments over this. I have started to just throw it away, when she is our buying more!!
barryk32 Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 My Mrs also winds me right up with hoarding. I've only recently managed to throw an old laptop out that has been fucked since she spilled cordial on it 7 fucking years ago. I haven't managed to throw the printer out yet that also hasn't been used since I met her, as she says we might need it. I have 4 fucking different types of printer at work and when she wants something printing do you suppose she thinks 'I'll dig that one out from under the bed'? Does she fuck, she says 'while you're at the office.....'. Fucking pisses me off!!!
athywhite1958 Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 You've not got George tied up up there too, have you? Would that make Mona a brass? JAL
no balls Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 Would that make Mona a brass? JAL I doubt it. I'd say a protector of wimmin's rights
Cheese Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 I'm the opposite. I'm always throwing stuff out then regretting it a few days later. I'll never understand those sick fuckers who save all their shit and piss in carrier bags though.
Pablo Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 My Mrs also winds me right up with hoarding. I've only recently managed to throw an old laptop out that has been fucked since she spilled cordial on it 7 fucking years ago. I haven't managed to throw the printer out yet that also hasn't been used since I met her, as she says we might need it. I have 4 fucking different types of printer at work and when she wants something printing do you suppose she thinks 'I'll dig that one out from under the bed'? Does she fuck, she says 'while you're at the office.....'. Fucking pisses me off!!! We still have that old laptop you asked me to bin the other week....just sat next to the Sofa!!!!
no balls Posted December 15, 2011 Posted December 15, 2011 I'm the opposite. I'm always throwing stuff out then regretting it a few days later. That's me. I had a phase of going to the tip every weekend in a need for purging. So much so that the tip monekys used to see my car and flock like seagulls round me.
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